Super Smash Exam
"Dum dum dum dum…" I'm humming merrily as I'm playing on my DS.
"Nintendogeek01… what about my vacation request? I haven't gotten a reply about that." Ron Host told me.
"Well, it's just that it's busy around here and…" I began to say.
"Wheeeeeere's that whippersnapper!?"
"Huh?" Both Ron and I look over to one of the entrances where an old lady in a wheelchair comes in. The old lady looks very disturbingly like Ron Host.
"Grandma!? What are you doing here!?" Ron Host asked.
"That's your grandma?" I ask him, now thoroughly disturbed.
"Where's the whippersnapper that insulted my grandson last chapter!?" She shrieked.
"Uh… that'd be me… why?" I ask.
"Come here you!" She wheels over and starts thwacking me with a paper-back book over and over.
"Hey! Cut that out! Grandma Host would you cut that out!" I shout as she keeps attacking me with the paper-back book.
"Grandma!" Ron shouts.
"Ron, control your grandmother!!" I shout as she continues to attack me.
"Uh… Disclaimer: The author does not own the licensed characters or Game2002's characters, he does own his OC's and the story itself. Grandma please don't beat up the author!" Ron Host shouts desperately.
…Seen Better Days…
"Ha!" Fox charged for Wario. Wario threw two punches that Fox dodged before launching a series of kicks at Wario's face.
"Gah!" Wario managed to grab Fox's foot before slamming him against the ground multiple times.
"Ow! Oof! Let-OW! GO!" Fox pulled out his blaster, charged a shot, and then blasted Wario.
"Ah! That burns!" Wario let go of Fox before jumping back to avoid a spinning kick.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi jumped above Bowser and flutter-kicked his face.
"GAH! My face has faced enough punishment for one day!" Bowser shouted between kicks. He retracted in to his shell and spun around and around. "Whirling fortress!"
"Ow wao wao wao waoooooo!" Yoshi shouted as he got spun around before being knocked away. As Yoshi flew away he threw an egg at Bowser that blew up in his face.
"AGH! The face again!"
"Ha!" Falco threw a sweeping kick that DK jumped above. DK landed behind Falco and spun around to deliver a punch. "Heh…" Falco side-stepped the punch before throwing a punch and kick combo.
"RAH!" DK slapped the ground and sent Falco in to the air. "Spinning Kong!" DK jumped up and whirled around and around, slapping Falco multiple times before punching him away.
"Yeah, I didn't think you'd go down too easily." Falco said as he went flying. He pulled out his blaster and managed to land three shots on DK before DK ducked behind a tree.
"Ha! Ha! Wah!"
"Hiyah! Ha!" Fox and Wario were exchanging punches and kicks at a furious pace. Fox was easily landing more blows than Wario, but Wario's punches packed a lot more force than Fox's kicks.
"GWAH!!" Bowser breathed a stream of flame at Yoshi.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi encased himself in an egg and rolled towards Bowser. The egg didn't completely block damage from the flames, but it saved him from being severely burnt.
"OOF!!" The egg then rammed Bowser in the stomach. Yoshi popped out and began kicking the snot out of Bowser. "Not making it this easy!" Bowser clawed Yoshi.
"Yoshi!" He shouted.
"Bowser bomb!" Bowser leaped up and did a butt stomp on Yoshi, as he jumped off he reared his head back.
"YOSHI!" Yoshi also reared his head back. The two of them butt their heads together.
"OOOOOOOOOHHHH…" Bowser groaned.
"Awoooooooooo…" Yoshi also groaned as he clutched his head.
"Ha!" Falco advanced on Bowser as he fired his blaster. DK was having a hard time dodging Falco's blaster shots, and they stung quite a bit too. DK jumped above the shots and was ready to slam Falco, however Falco took his reflector device in the hand. "Try this on for size." He kicked the device forward right as it flicked on.
"GAH!" DK shouted as the reflector hit him. He hit the floor a little shocked. "Hmmmmm…" Just before Falco landed a kick, DK dodged it, hit Falco across the face three times before winding up a quick punch that sent Falco flying backwards.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!" Falco shouted.
"So… this is what it's like to see Smashers going at it… this is pretty intense." Felix thought to himself as he lay where he was.
"They're being awfully hard on each other." Peach thought as she watched the two teams fight each other.
Meanwhile…
"Ha!" The crazy assassin was leaping through the trees while throwing kunai knives with tags attached to them at Meta-Knight.
"Whoa!" Meta-Knight swooped low and avoided the exploding knives. He caught a small thermal and rose back up on his wings. "Ever since he ate that pill he became so much faster." Meta-Knight flew closer to the assassin and swung his sword at him rapidly.
"What's the matter? Have you gotten slower!?" The assassin taunted as he blocked each slash before he jumped farther away.
"Got him!" Pit fired multiple arrows downward, almost literally causing a rain of light arrows.
"That won't stop me!!" The assassin zipped through the arrows with little trouble.
"Pyo!" Kirby was hopping through the woods as he inhaled deeply. He then fired multiple bombs from his mouth that flew towards the assassin quickly.
"Heh heh heh…" The assassin turned around and threw knives at the bombs, detonating them prematurely.
"Sword beam." Meta-Knight swung his sword rapidly and forcefully, sending small, arc-shaped, energy blasts at the assassin.
"Is that the best you've got!?" The assassin shouted as he rushed ahead of the blasts.
"I've been flying after him as fast as I could and he's still staying ahead." Pit said as he fired his arrows.
"That pill must have done something to him." Meta-knight said, he narrowly dodged another attack before countering with his own sword attacks.
"Pyo…"
Meanwhile…
"CHUUUUUU!!" Pikachu was running along the forest floor and firing lightning bolts at the assassin.
"Hmph!" The assassin was also running ahead of the three Pokémon while occasionally turning to launch an attack at them.
"Jigglypuff!!" Jigglypuff used agility to get a speed boost, helping her keep up with her teammates.
"PICHUUUUUU!!" Pichu launched his own lightning bolts at the assassin.
"Persistent aren't we?" The assassin asked. He threw three exploding tags with kunai at the Pokémon.
KABOOM
"Pika!" The three Pokémon narrowly avoided the attack.
And there is yet another high-speed chase…
"Ooooooooooo!!" Diddy was flying ahead of the Blue Rogues while firing his peanut popguns at them.
"He's pretty fast." Vyse said as he blocked a few peanuts with his cutlasses.
"No kidding." Aika said. She blocked the peanuts with her boomerang and then hurled her boomerang at Diddy. Diddly expertly weaved out of the way through the trees.
"Okay, ready." Fina said. "Electrulen!" A massive orb of electricity charged up in front of her before rocketing forward.
"AH!!" DK swooped upward to get out of the way, however he didn't avoid it in time and got zapped. This also caused the rocket barrels to get an unexpected charge, causing them to rocket Diddy forward even faster. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!"
"Oops…" Fina said.
"Hope that didn't hurt him too badly…" Aika cringed.
"Only one way to find out." Vyse said.
"Uh-oh…" Dixie said as she and Kiddy were catching up.
"Ga?" Kiddy looked a little confused.
Back to the three-on-three battle…
"Ha ha ha ha!" Fox landed another combo on Wario.
"Oof!" Wario skid backwards from the barrage of attacks. Fox ran forward with a fist drawn back. Wario jumped over the attack and leaned backwards, landing on Fox back first.
"Ah…" Fox groaned.
"Try this!" Wario then jumped above Fox and elbow slammed his back.
"Agh!" Wario got up to do it again when Fox's body suddenly ignited.
"Ouch! Hot hot hot!"
"Fire Fox!" Fox tackled Wario while he was engulfed in flames before doing multiple mid-air spin kicks.
"AAAAAAHHHH!!" Wario shouted.
"Ha!" Bowser rammed Yoshi before back-handing him.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi managed to land on his feet. Yoshi laid three eggs before swallowing all three of them, he then laid an even larger egg and threw that egg.
KABOOM
"Dwah!" Bowser shouted as the egg exploded with more force than usual.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi jumped backwards and tail-whipped him multiple times. He then spun around and kicked Bowser.
"OOF!!" Bowser grunted before Yoshi tail-whipped him under the chin. "Aaaaaaahhh…"
"Yeah…" DK fired his coconut blaster at Falco.
"Oof! Ah!" The first two shots connected, but Falco turned his reflector on and reflected the remaining four shots that were fired.
"Oo! Ah! Doh! Ar!" DK grunted with each coconut.
"Phantasm!" Falco zipped past DK, he then turned around and did a spinning kick to the back of DK's head. "Ha!" Falco then rushed in to blitz DK with multiple combos.
"Sheesh… look at them go…" Felix commented. "Ow!"
"Hold still." Peach told Felix. While the fighting was going on, Peach brought Felix closer to the Mario bros. so that she could keep a closer eye on all three of them. She was applying rubbing alcohol to the worst injuries on Felix's body.
"Grrrrr… this fight is far from finished!" Wario shouted as he blocked the next series of punches and threw his own.
Back to the first chase…
"Ha!" Pit fired an arrow and changed its trajectory mid flight, arcing it in hopes of hitting the assassin.
"Still too slow!" The assassin dodged that arrow with few problems. He was now jumping backwards as he engaged Meta-Knight in a swift sword fight.
"Pyo!" Kirby threw a bomb at the assassin as Meta-Knight backed off.
"Yeah right!" The assassin jumped down to the forest floor before taking off like a rocket. He spun around and hurled a kunai at Pit.
"Ah!" Pit reached behind him and pulled out a shield that looked like a wall mirror. The knife bounced off of it straight back at the assassin.
"Hm? Whoa!"
KABOOM
"That was actually pretty close." The assassin said as he changed directions.
"Where did you get that shield?" Meta-Knight asked while they kept up the chase.
"I got it just before the first exam just in case I'd need it." Pit answered while Kirby kept throwing bombs.
"Pyo! Pyo! Pyo!" Kirby shouted with each bomb he threw.
"Are you guys seriously this slow!?" The guy mocked. He formed a few hand symbols as he ran backwards. "Fire style: Phoenix blossom jutsu!" The assassin launched a large number of small fireballs at the three smashers.
"Look out!" Meta-Knight shouted.
"Pyo!" Kirby spit out the kunai from earlier and then inhaled as many fireballs as he could. "Pyo!" He changed from pink to red and was now sporting a crown that had flames bursting from it.
"Kirby go!" Pit said. He prepped a light arrow as he spun his bow in his hand.
"Pyo!" Kirby tucked and began spinning.
"Ha!" Meta-Knight used his cape to send Kirby rocketing forward like a flaming meteor.
"Ha!" Pit fired two arrows that spun in a spiral, surrounding Kirby.
"What the…" The assassin looked back to see a flaming ball of fire with two arrows of light spiraling around him. "AH!!"
KABOOM
Meanwhile…
"Puff!" Jigglypuff used rollout but she missed the assassin and knocked caused a small tree to lean over.
"PICHU!!"
"PIKACHU!!" Both of them fired lightning bolts at the assassin, but he avoided them as well.
"Ha!" The assassin released two whips that were lined with blades.
"PIKA!!" He shouted as he narrowly avoided getting sliced by one.
"Jiggly!"
"Pichu!" The Pokémon were now on their toes attempting to avoid the bladed whips, a few trees weren't quite so lucky thought.
"JIGGLYPUFF!!" Jigglypuff prepared to perform another rollout attack.
"PIKACHUUUUUUUU!!"
"PICHUUUUUUUUUU!!" Pichu and Pikachu electrified Jigglypuff before she rocketed forward.
"What?! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF!!" Jigglypuff rammed the assassin in the abdomen and was sent flying.
Meanwhile…
"Oooooooo…" Diddy was in the middle of a clearing. His barrel pack had burned out and he was dizzy.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!"
"Eh?" Diddy looked up to see two Valuan assassins fly in from two different directions and collide in mid-air. "Huh?"
"Oooogg… what are you doing here?" The crazy one asked.
"I was about to ask you the same question…" The calm assassin responded.
"Found him!" Vyse shouted as he and the other Blue Rogues came in to the clearing.
"There he is!" Meta-Knight shouted as Pit and Kirby followed.
"Pika!" Pikachu, Jigglypuff, and Pichu jumped in to the clearing as well.
"Huh?" All three teams skid to a stop near their respective targets. They were in a triangle from each other now, everyone looking back and forth.
"Uh… this is unusual…" Pit said.
"What do we do?" Fina asked.
"…" Vyse looked back and forth. "Ha!" Vyse took both of his cutlasses and swung them towards Meta-Knight's team.
"Ha!" Meta-Knight and the other jumped back as their assassin charged forward. "Sword beam!" Meta-Knight sent a wave towards the assassin attacking the Pokémon team.
"Pyo!" Kirby blew a large fireball at the same assassin.
"PIKACHUUUUU!!" Pikachu fired lightning bolts at the assassin attacking Meta-Knight's party.
"Hm? GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" Vyse's slash and Pikachu's lightning bolt struck one assassin while Meta-Knight's sword beam and Kirby's fireball struck the other one, knocking both of them out.
"What just happened?" Aika asked.
"Hmmmm…" Meta-Knight walked up to the assassin they were dealing with and relieved him of a Wisdom Smash Ball.
"Pikachu…" Pikachu checked the other one and took his Power Smash Ball.
"Hey, they have one too!" Aika said while pointing at team Pokémon.
"Ah ah ah ah!" Dixie and Kiddy also arrived at the clearing and helped Diddy to his feet.
"Hold everything!" Vyse shouted.
"Hmmmm... say, which Smash Ball are you looking for?" Meta-Knight asked the Blue Rogues.
"Should we tell him?" Fina asked.
"I don't think he plans on tricking us." Vyse said.
"Okay, we're looking for a Power Smash Ball."
"We have two." Meta-Knight said.
"And we have two Wisdom Smash Balls." Vyse said.
"I think we can settle on a trade then." Meta-Knight said. The two walked up to each other, traded Smash Balls and shook hands.
"Hey Meta-Knight, aren't those DK's relatives?" Pit asked.
"Yes they are."
"Pyo pyo!?" Kirby shouted to the monkeys.
"Oooo oo oo ah." Dixie answered.
"Pyo!"
"Really? In that case." Meta-Knight tossed their extra Wisdom Ball at Diddy and he caught it.
"Jigglypuff!" She shouted happily.
"Hey, that means we can all go to the tower right!?" Pit asked excitedly.
"That's right!" Aika said with a jump.
"Well, let's head over there then." Vyse said with a slight chuckle.
"Oo oo oooo?" Diddy asked.
"Pika…"
"I agree with Pikachu, I think if Vyse's team were to attack us they would have done so before we traded." Meta-Knight said.
"Hey, we Blue Rogues have a code of honor to follow, we wouldn't attack you without reason." Vyse assured them.
"That's good." Pit said. The four teams turned back towards the forest and headed back in.
"Oooooooogggg…" After the teams had left, the two assassins got up, both of them badly beaten up. "We lost…"
"I'll get them…" The crazy one cringed.
"I'm afraid you're done here."
"Hm?" They both turned to find Casey standing at the other end of the clearing.
"Pft… it's one of the administrators." One of them scoffed.
"We don't have time to deal with you." They both turned away only to find Casey standing in front of them. "Oh, you think you're fast eh? Fine then!"
"Ha!" They both drew their blades and swung them at Casey.
"Hmph." Casey raised his unprotected hand.
CLANG
Both blades hit his skin without leaving a mark. "What the…?"
"Like I said, you're done here." Casey said. The next moment they blinked Casey was in between them. Casey forcefully tapped them in the chest with his hands before walking past them. That was the last time they blinked.
"…" They both fell to the ground motionless.
"This was for killing participants while our backs were turned." Casey told the two bodies. "You are not warriors, but cowards. And now there is but one more that must face justice." Casey said as he walked toward the tower.
Meanwhile…
"Ha!" Wario shoved Fox away after blocking yet another series of attacks. Both teams were exhausted at this point, but Wario's team was even more so.
"Feel like giving up?" Fox asked.
"Not a chance fuzzy!" Wario barked.
"Your loss!" Fox crouched low before dashing forward.
"I'll get you with this…" Wario clenched and crouched over.
"Grrrrrrr…" Bowser was preparing to launch a fireball at Yoshi.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi kicked Bowser in the side of the head, causing the fireball to fly to the side instead. In fact the fireball was going to end up right between Wario and Fox.
"Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr…" Wario spun around in such a way that he didn't even notice the fireball. He bent over all the way, aiming his butt towards Fox.
"What the…" Fox noticed the fireball in between him and Wario mere moments before…
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" Wario cut the cheese the moment the fireball got in front of his butt and created a massive flamethrower that swept over Fox. "Ugh…" Fox groaned before he passed out.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi was so horrified at that fluke that just happened that he failed to notice Bowser right behind him.
"Ha!" Bowser clawed him twice, grabbed him and then jumped in to the air.
"YOSHIIIIIII!!" He shouted as Bowser belly flopped him in to the ground, crushing him beneath Bowser's massiveness. "Yoooosh…" He sighed before he passed out.
"Gwa ha ha ha ha!"
"Ha! Ha! Hiyah yah yah!" Falco was letting loose on DK with combos.
"Hmph!" DK blocked one punch before slapping Falco. "Hawooooooooooooooooo!!" DK then began rapidly throwing his own punches.
"OOF!! DWAH!! ARGH!! UMPH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!" DK finished with a head butt followed by
"KONG PUNCH!!" DK threw a fist forward that sent Falco flying in to a tree, causing him to pass out.
"No!" Peach shouted.
"That's it…" Felix tried to stand back up. "Agh…" Unfortunately he was still too weak.
"Now unless anyone else has something to say…" Wario began.
"Night-Claw!!"
"Hm?" Everyone looked up to a nearby tree branch to see Lisa, still in her bundle of clothes, and Night-Roller standing on a branch.
"Okay… which one of you beat on our team mate?" Night-Roller asked as one of his gauntlets glowed.
"Hey guys…" Felix said.
"Night-Claw are you okay?" Lisa asked.
"Night-Claw?" Peach asked.
"That's what I go by in costume." Night-Claw answered. "I've been worse."
"WHAT IS WITH YOU GUYS AND INTERRUPTING!?" Bowser yelled furiously.
"Oooo…" DK said.
"No! We went through this much trouble and we're not backing down!" Wario shouted at DK.
"Ooooooohhhh…" Mario groaned as he got up slowly. "Mama-mia… my head-a…"
"Mario!" Peach shouted in surprise.
"MARIO!!" Wario shouted.
"Wario? Bowser? Peach? Who's-a this?" Mario asked, not recognizing Felix with his mask on.
"AUGH!! FORGET THIS!! I'M TAKING HIM DOWN NOW!!" Bowser shouted.
"What's-a going on here-a?" Mario asked as he noticed Fox, Falco, and Yoshi sprawled all over the slight clearing.
"TRUE POWER!!"
"HE'S USING THAT!?" Peach shouted.
"Hm?" Mario looked at Bowser.
"KOOPA FIRE WAVE!!" Bowser breathed out a massive stream of fire that was almost as large as the clearing.
"NIGHT-CLAW!!" Night-Roller and Lisa shouted.
"…" Mario looked over at Luigi as the flames were approaching.
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM
"Hm?" When the flames cleared, the tree and several trees behind it were charred black but mysteriously not on fire. Mario, Peach, Night-Claw, and Luigi were nowhere to be seen. "Oh no! I vaporized Peach! What have I done!?" Bowser wailed.
"Not-a quite Bowser."
"Huh?" Team Brawn looked over to see Mario standing on a nearby tree branch, holding Night-Claw over his shoulder, Luigi under his right arm, and Peach letting go of his shoulders.
"Since when were you that fa…" Bowser began to ask.
"Hiyah!!" However Mario was in front of him in the next instant, gut-punching him and then upper-cutting him under the chin.
"OOF!!" Mario then spun around to Bowser's backside and grabbed him by the tail. "Oh no not again…"
"Wah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!" Mario began spinning around and around and around with Bowser.
"GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Bowser shouted as Mario hurled him in to a tree.
"Hey!!" Wario came up behind Mario to throw a punch, But Mario back-flipped over the top of him, once he was behind Wario he performed a sweep kick and then an uppercut to launch him higher in to the air. "WAH!"
"Firebrand!" As Wario fell back down Mario blasted him with an explosive burst of flame from his palm.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!" Wario shouted as he went flying in to Bowser.
"Whoa…" DK said.
"Your choice-a DK. Stay or leave-a." Mario offered DK politely.
"Hmmmmm… ok." DK shrugged. He reached under his tie and set his team's Power Smash Ball on the ground. "Ooo oo oo oo ooooo."
"I didn't-a think you were a bad-a guy." Mario responded, picking up the Power Smash Ball.
"See ya." DK said as he took Wario over the shoulder and grabbed Bowser by the tail.
"Hope-a to see you in-a the next-a test DK." Mario said to DK while waving goodbye.
"Ok." DK said. He lumbered off, dragging Bowser over tree roots, only adding to his head injuries.
"How did he move that fast?" Night-Claw asked.
"Luigi had a golden mushroom in his pocket, they increase your speed drastically, Mario had to borrow it." Peach answered.
"Whew… is everyone okay?" Night-Roller asked as he jumped down.
"Yeah, this is nothing I can't walk off." Night-Claw answered as he stood up a little weakly.
"Mario, I can't find our Wisdom Smash Ball." Peach confessed.
"Well, we're all alive at-a least-a." Mario sighed.
"Did you guys say you needed a Wisdom Smash Ball?" Lisa asked.
"Yes." Peach said. She bent over to look at Lisa. Lisa was in front of Peach, her hands behind her back while rocking back and forth on her heels while in her heavy clothes.
"Well, we have an extra." Lisa said, holding out the one she took last night.
"Are you sure?" Peach asked Lisa.
"Yeah…" She said shyly. "Thank you… for saving Night-Claw."
"Thank you sweetie." Peach said.
"…" Lisa turned her head away.
"Are you guys okay?" Night-Roller asked Fox as he and his team mates got up.
"A little singed… but I'll be fine." Fox groaned. "Wait, who are you?"
"A friend of my team mate that you helped defend." Night-Roller said.
"It was nothing." Fox answered.
"Wait Fox, we might need whatever Smash Ball they have." Falco said cautiously.
"Yoshi…" He sighed.
"And we only have two Power Balls." Falco continued.
"Wait." Night-Claw walked up. "Care to trade. I found another extra Wisdom Ball last night." Night-Claw said.
"Seriously? That'd be appreciated." Fox said.
"Yoshi!" He spit out one of their Smash Balls while Night-Claw threw the one he was holding.
"Hey, this means we can all pass!" Peach said excitedly.
"All's well that ends well right?" Night-Claw asked. "Ew…" He added when he caught Yoshi's saliva covered Smash Ball.
"You're right." Fox agreed.
"Ha ha ha ha ha."
"Oooooohhh… what did I miss-a?" Luigi asked.
"Let's-a go Luigi." Mario told his brother as the three teams started for the tower.
"Huh?" Luigi looked around at all of the people there. "Huh? But-a… wait who are-a these people-a? Mario!" Luigi shouted. "Wait-a for me! What is-a going on-a!?" Luigi ran after all of the teams, spurting questions while everyone kept on laughing and talking.
As they say, you have to go through Hell to get to Heaven.
…Notes…
"Well isn't that swell?" Ron Host asked.
"Yeah… swell…" I say with a sour face.
"What? Are you still mad at my grandma?"
"It was fine, until she swapped the book out for a cane." I say as I reveal the bandages on my head and arm.
"Uh…" Ron tried to think of a way out of this. "Well now numerous teams have passed, Orochimaru's goons are out of the picture. But there are still teams that have yet to pass. What about them? Find out next chapter."
"And relax, I'll wrap this test up within the next two or three chapters." I add.