Ello!! It's me again! Haha.. This is the third chappy and i thank all who reviewed in my previous chappies especially Excorcist-Miranda, Moon'sEclipse and SilentKiller1 who reviewed in all 2!! YOU GUYS MADE ME SO HAPPY!! So...

ENJOY MOI STORY!! XD

- Fuyuki-tan

DISCLAIMER: IF I OWNED D.GRAY-MAN, WOULD I BE WRITING FANFICS?

The day was bright, sunny.. Ok.. as bright and sunny as it could bein the 24/7 gloomy and dark Dark Order... (A/N: Now you know why it's named 'dark' LOL)

And a certain unbeatable bunny just awoke from his 1-week-long coma...

"YUU-CHAN!! COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YUU ARE!!"

And it seems that a certain Samurai is hellbent on avoiding this immortal bunny...

"Che. Why the heck is the stupid bunny searching for me?!" Kanda thought.

Just then, a sound echoed through the coridoors of the order...

-GROWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-

It looks like some moyashi is currently hungry...

"Ahh Yuu-chan!! Your dear, dear, bunny friend and darling cupcake moyashi is here!!"

Added in a baka usagi.

"Firstly, you are not DEAR in any way to me, you baka usagi! Secondly, I hate sweet things and moyashi!" Our pissed Yuu-chan blurted out.

"Kan...da..." A trembling voice spoke, as its owner hung his head down sullenly.

'OH SHIT! WHAT DID I SAY??' Kanda panicked

"You... Hate...me?" Allen's voice cracked, as he voiced out the last word hestitatingly...

"Wha- Of course! I absolutely hate moyashi's like you who-" Kanda replied without thinking, only to regret it soon after when Allen ran away - leaving from his position where tears stained the ground.

"Now, now... Bad Yuu-chan!" Said a bunny who witnessed everything, giving Kanda a grin that was... Different from normal...

'OH F! I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT HIM!'

"We have some important things to talk about. Kanda Yuu." Lavi said, changing as fast as the everchanging mind of the authoress... (A/N: That's really random!)

Into a calm and collected... Too collected... Cold-blooded monster...

Kanda: 'SHIT! HE'S SERIOUS. OMG! HEY SC!'

SC: 'Yea?'

Kanda: 'Are you really me?'

SC: 'Of course, you silly!'

Kanda groaned. 'WHY THE HECK IS MY SC SO... WIERD?!'

SC: 'HEY I CAN HEAR THAT YOU KNOW?!'

Kanda: Ok.. So... Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

SC: 'You mean like being terrified of him?'

Kanda: 'Shit... You really ARE me...'

SC: '...'

Kanda: 'And why the hell am I scared of him anyway? He's just a stupid bunny!'

SC: 'Tsk tsk. Now Yuu-chan! This is what we call 'denial'. You yourself, -Ahem- Me, knows that he isn't just a stupid bunny... In fact, he's a Super-sTrange-sUper-Powered-pIssed-Dangerous-Boy-Under-the-Notorious-sNappy-sYmptom, a.k.a Stupid Bunny!'

Kanda: '...'

And so, everyone who passed by the two of them wondered if the sun had risen from the west today for Lavi was the one with a pissed off attitude (towards Yuu-chan), dragging a Kanda (who was currently in a 'interesting' conversation with his SC) into his room... And...

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Was heard from as far away as Edo, where Cross jumped up in shock at the loud sound, spilling his sake on the expensive-looking kimono worn by his -ahem- Attendant.

Yea!! Lavi pwns!! Haha.. Random idea that I just came up with... And YES! CROSS IS COMING IN THE NEXT CHAPPY!! LALALALALA LET'S ALL WELCOME HIM WITH ENTHUSIASM!!

Oh BTW, please read and review (not forgetting to contribute ideas if you have any!)

- Fuyuki-tan