Super Smash Exam
Author's notes are going to be just same old boring ones until further notice for reasons that shall be made apparent in a moment.
But anyways, yes I know I'm very slowly updating. I procrastinate, what can I say? So without further ado…
Disclaimer: I do not own any licensed material within this story. I do own the story itself and my OC's.
…Get Ready to Rumble…
"They weren't-a kidding when-a Cole said-a there would-a be-a two of them-a." Luigi said.
"Oh Cole is hardly one to be kidding at all." Harris responded.
"Now Matt on the other hand…" Heidi began with a slight giggle.
"Hmmmm… so these are our administrators this time around… hmmmm… just like the other three I can't even begin to read their minds…" Mewtwo thought.
"Hey where's Ganondorf?" Ness asked.
"As long as he's here in time for his match all is well." Harris answered. "Now if you'll turn your attention up there." Harris pointed at the tallest tower-like structure in the arena. There was a booth where Ron Host was situated holding a microphone.
"Ladieeeeeeeeesss and gentlemeeeeeeeen!" Ron's voice blared in to the microphone. "Are you ready to witness the most intense, heart-rending, griping, and sight-grabbing battles to end all battles!?"
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!" The audience roared in response.
"Are you READY!? To hang on to the edge of your seat!?" Ron continued.
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!"
"Can he get on with it!?" Were the collective thoughts of most of the contestants.
"Well there is no better time or place than right here and right now!" Ron shouted in to the microphone. "These forty-five people have proven to be the best of the best, the greatest of the greats, and the top-dogs in the kennel! And here they stand now to get ready to go face to face and fist to fist! And only some of them will move on and be crowned… members of the next generation of SUPER SMASH BROS.!!"
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh!!"
"Wooooooooooooohooooooo!!"
"Why bros.? I mean, there ARE girls in here you know…" Nana pointed out.
"I don't know Nana." Popo answered.
"And now… here to witness these battles himself… none other than the man himself… Nintendogeek01!!" Ron Host shouted.
"What!?" The contestants all looked up at the top of the booth where a tall, thin, pale, brown-haired and brown-eyed teen in glasses was standing and waving to the stadium.
"Very well everyone! Thank you thank you!" N-geek is shouting. "Since Ron has said it all already there's no reason to keep you waiting! So then… Harris and Heidi! The floor is yours!" N-geek then takes a platform in to the booth to sit with Ron.
"Very well… Heidi would you like to start it?" Harris asked gently.
"Certainly." Heidi said. She turned to face the contestants and gave them a warm smile. "All of you except for Bowser and Mario, head for those stairs and wait to be called." She said.
"I would still like to know where Ganondorf is." Link said as everyone except Mario and Bowser walked off.
"Heh… like old times Mario." Bowser said while cracking his knuckles.
"Mm-hm." Mario agreed. "Minus the bridge-a over boiling lava." Mario added.
"Yeah… still got burns under my shell from that…" Bowser groaned as he and Mario gave each other some distance from each other.
"Our first battle is between the famed hero of the Mushroom Kingdom… Mario! And the King of Koopas… Bowser!" Heidi declared with a voice that echoed throughout the arena.
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!"
"Wah-ha!" Mario waved to the audience.
"Ha ha!" Bowser also waved to the audience.
"Kick his butt Mario!!"
"Turn him in to turtle soup!"
"Swing him by that scaly tail!"
"Auuuuuugghhh…" Bowser groaned in frustration.
"Fighters…" Harris began. Mario and Bowser took their fighting stances. "BEGIN!!" Harris shouted.
"Ha!" Mario darted from his starting position.
"Rah!" Bowser lumbered forward as quickly as he could. "Ha!" Bowser swung his claws at Mario.
"Not-a fast enough-a." Mario side-stepped in and delivered an uppercut to Bowser's chin followed by a jumping kick to his face. "Wah-haaaaaaaaaa!!" Mario then kicked off of Bowser and back-flipped away from him.
"Still got the moves eh Mario?" Bowser grunted. "Gwah!" Bowser spit a fireball at Mario.
"Ha!" Mario swung his cape and deflected the fireball at Bowser.
"Heh!" Bowser spit out another fireball that cancelled out the deflected one. He then lunged forward and landed a solid punch that sent Mario flying back.
"Whoa!" Mario flipped in mid-air and skid to a stop. "Okie-dokie. Let's-a go!" Mario ran forward once again.
"Ha ha ha ha!" Bowser began spewing fireball after fireball at Mario.
"Wah! Wohoo! Whoa!" Mario kept jumping and flipping his way through the fireballs, avoiding them as he went towards Bowser. Mario flipped high in to the air and was preparing to bring his fist down on top of Bowser's head.
"Rah!" Bowser hopped to the side, causing Mario to miss, and then he rammed Mario with his head and sent Mario flying in to the air.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!"
"Got you now!" Bowser inhaled deeply and shot out a larger than normal fireball.
"Oh no!" Peach gasped.
"Not-a so fast-a!" Mario pulled out his cape again and deflected the fireball to the side. "Ha!" Mario then threw his smaller but faster fireball at Bowser's face.
"Gwah!" Bowser was caught off-guard by this and wasn't ready for when Mario landed and jumped at him.
"Mario tornado!" Mario spun around and around with his fists out-stretched before he finished with an uppercut to Bowser's chin.
"Oof!" Bowser got knocked in to the air by that move.
"Super jump punch-a!" Mario jumped in to the air with his fist out-stretched.
"Not that easily!" Bowser brought his own fist down on top of Mario, stopping his attack and spiking him in to the ground.
"Umph!" Mario got back up and resumed his fighting stance while Bowser landed and took his. "Not-a bad Bowser."
"Heh… just as I expected from my rival." Bowser said with a grin. "Let's go!"
"You've got it-a!" Mario and Bowser rushed at each other once again and began throwing punches, kicks, and claw-swipes at each other.
"Man… how come that big turtle gets to fight Mario while I have to sit up here?" Wario asked.
"That's how it was drawn." Fox answered. "And I wouldn't complain, that turtle is what gave you that fluke back in the woods."
"That wasn't a fluke! It was all very carefully planned…" Wario said with a grin.
"You're lying…" Mewtwo, Ness, and Lucas said simultaneously.
"Hey!"
"…" Everyone else was watching Mario and Bowser fight it out. Mario was certainly dodging and landing blows more quickly than Bowser, but every blow Bowser landed always packed a lot more force.
"Ha!" Mario's jumping kick missed and he instead went right over Bowser.
"Rah!" Bowser leaped up shell first and sent Mario flying high in to the air.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!" Mario yelled.
"What a hit!? Can Mario get out of this one?" Ron Host asked over the radio.
"Yes can he…? Hm hm hm hm." N-geek chuckled.
"Whoa… even creepier than usual…" Ron commented.
"Hm!?"
"Try and deflect this." Bowser inhaled and breathed a stream of flame up towards Mario.
"Uh-oh…" Mario pulled out his cap, but this time he held it above him and used it as sort of a glider to glide out of the way of the flames. Mario then tucked the cape away and dropped to the ground. "Here it goes-a." Mario immediately threw a fireball at Bowser.
"Whoa! Oh you want to fight with fire eh? Gwah!" Bowser fired his own fireball at Mario. He and Mario were now fighting at a distance throwing or spitting fireballs at the other.
"Ha!" Mario somersaulted to the side and threw two fireballs.
"Heh…" Bowser swallowed both of those fireballs and then spit out a larger fireball.
"Hey-a… there's an idea…" Mario held out both of his hands and almost literally caught the fireball. Soon it was diminishing in size as he absorbed the flames in to his hands.
"Oh great… just give him ideas…" Bowser chided himself.
"Wah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!" Mario fired an extra large fireball from the palms of his hands at Bowser.
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhh…" Bowser inhaled deeply and then breathed out a stream of fire that smothered the large fireball. "Whew… hey where'd he go?" Bowser asked.
"I got it-a!" Mario then grabbed Bowser by the tail.
"Oh snap…" Bowser said.
"Here we gooooooooooooo!" Mario began spinning around and around while holding Bowser.
"Not agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainnnnnnnnnnnn!!" Bowser shouted. Mario then hurled Bowser far across the arena towards the farthest wall. "Grrrrrrrrrrr… okay time to stop playing with old tricks!" Bowser tucked in to his shell and reduced the impact from the throw when he hit the wall.
"Hm? What's he-a doing-a?" Mario wondered. Bowser walked up to one of the trees.
"Koopa Claw!" Bowser slashed at the tree twice and cut the middle of the trunk in to six sections. Bowser first caught the top of the tree where the branches are. "Here's a present for you!" Bowser blew fire on to it and thus caught the tree top on fire.
"Uh-oh."
"Hrah!" Bowser hurled the tree at Mario.
"Wah!" Mario somersaulted to the side only to see Bowser tossing the other sections of the tree at him like Frisbees. Mario managed to kick away the first three but got nailed by the other three. "Oof!"
"Gwa ha! This time I'm going to win Mario!" Bowser spit several fireballs in to the air that were beginning to come down in a rain of fire.
"Hm…" Mario fearlessly ran towards Bowser while taking care to watch out for the fireballs.
"Whirling fortress!" Bowser practically hurled himself forward, tucked in to his shell, and began whirling around and around until he rammed Mario full force.
"Oof!" Mario went flying backwards and at the rate he was going he was going to hit one of the fireballs.
"Perfect… hey catch!" Bowser pulled out a Molotov cocktail and threw it at Mario.
"Hm?" Mario instinctively caught the cocktail only to notice just what was about to hit him. "Oh no!"
KABOOM
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" Mario shouted as he went flying from the explosion.
"Oh no!" Peach shouted.
"Hmmmmm… creative." Harris noted while watching the battle from afar.
"It's not over yet though, Mario can still move just fine." Heidi noted.
"Oh, you're right." Harris agreed.
"Mama-mia…" Mario sighed.
"Humph… should've known you wouldn't go down that easily." Bowser commented. "So what do you think now? Shall we go on or are you ready to quit?" Bowser asked.
"Not about to give up-a just-a yet Bowser." Mario said. "I'm-a just getting started-a."
"Alright!" Bowser shouted.
"Wah-haaaaaaaaaaa!!" Mario ran forward and began long-jumping towards Bowser.
"Here it comes…"Bowser swung his fist in a back-hand and was preparing to hit Mario.
"Wah-ha!" Mario suddenly pulled out a red hammer with yellow metal plating on the head, knocking Bowser's fist to the side with it.
"Ouch… huh?" Bowser then noticed Mario holding it above his head.
WHAM
"OOOOOOFFFF!!" Bowser was slammed in to the ground by the hammer. "That was cheap…" Bowser muttered while his face was planted in to the ground.
"Don't-a go for-a the tail this-a time… he'll-a be ready for that-a…"Mario thought to himself. He got some distance between him and Bowser and then did a spin jump towards Bowser while his hammer was out-stretched.
"Okay I'm UMPH!!" Bowser got up only to receive a hammer blow to the side of his head that sent him sprawling to the side. "Grrrr… not this time!" Mario tried to hit him over the head again, but this time Bowser caught the hammer and punched Mario in the face.
"Oof!" Mario lost his grip on the hammer and was sent flying back.
"Want your hammer back!?" Bowser hurled the hammer at Mario.
"Uh-oh…" Mario thought quickly and pulled out his cape. He caught his hammer in the cape, twirled around and then hurled the hammer back at Bowser only with more speed. "Ha ha!"
"OOF!" The hammer nailed Bowser in the face and went twirling in to the air.
"Take-a this Bowser!" Mario caught the hammer in mid-air and prepared to slam it on to Bowser's head again.
"Grrrrrrr…" Bowser growled as he prepped his claws.
CLANG
"Whoa! Now if this isn't an intense battle between rivals I don't know what is!" Ron announced in to a microphone. Mario and Bowser were exchanging hammer blows and claws like never before.
"Hm… it's clear that they've fought before." Ike commented as he watched their battle intently.
"They're about like this during the Smash tournaments, except that the tournaments do have restrictions." Link told Ike.
"Pika pika…" Pikachu commented.
"They're starting to slow down though…" Wolf added.
"Ha!" Mario next swing missed Bowser and instead left a big indention in the ground. "Whoa!" Mario flipped to the side as Bowser raked the ground with his claws. "Ha!" Mario threw his hammer at Bowser, hoping to hit him with it.
"Heh." Bowser knocked the hammer to the side and then knocked Mario in to the air with a claw swipe.
"Whoa!" Mario shouted.
"This time I've got you Mario!" Bowser jumped in to the air, grabbed Mario, and was now preparing to body slam in to the ground with Mario right underneath him.
"Oh no!" Mario shouted.
"Heh… a new technique I've been working on! You'll soon be slammed in to the ground with the full force of my weight!" Bowser shouted.
"Mario!" Peach shouted.
"…" Harris and Heidi stood there as if pondering for a moment. "I don't think we'll need to intervene." Harris said.
"If you say so." Heidi responded.
BAM
A huge cloud of dust rose up from where Bowser impacted the ground. All stayed quiet for a minute.
"Has the Mario that I hate been flattened in to the shape of the hotcakes?" Fawful asked.
"I can't tell, that cloud is too thick." Vyse said.
"Hmmmm… both of their auras still feel strong." Lucario said.
"Gaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!" Bowser went flying out of the cloud where he hit the wall, leaving a huge crack in the side of it. "Huh… what did he hit me with?"
"Nearly got-a me Bowser… if I-a hadn't-a done this-a training over the last-a month-a you would have-a had-a me." Mario's voice echoed from the dust cloud, though it sounded deeper than usual.
"Hm?" Bowser looked in to the cloud as it slowly cleared away.
"Huh?" DK looked at Mario in amazement, as did everyone else. Mario was much much larger than he normally was, he was probably bigger than three Bowser's put together.
"Huh? How did you do that? You shouldn't have been able to reach for a mega mushroom." Bowser commented.
"I've-a been-a training to-a grow larger on-a my own-a." Mario said.
"Very interesting." N-geek commented from the booth.
"Oh well, the bigger they are the harder they fall!" Bowser ran forward once again and hurled himself at Mario.
"If-a you insist-a Bowser." Mario brought his hand behind his back and then smacked Bowser to the side and sent Bowser flying to the side.
"GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!"
CRASH
"Ooooooooogggg…" Bowser peeled himself out of the Bowser-shaped hole in the wall and fell on to the ground.
"Whew…" Mario slowly shrunk back down to his normal size and breathed out a massive breath. "Although-a changing size is-a hard-a to do-a…" Mario thought to himself.
"Hmmmmm…" Heidi walked over to Bowser and checked him. "…" She turned to Harris and gave him a nod.
"…" Harris nodded in return. "Bowser is unable to continue battling… the winner is Mario!!"
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!"
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
"Curaga." Heidi held a hand over Bowser, he was enveloped in a white light and when it cleared his injuries had all disappeared.
"Huh?" Bowser was a little confused by this. "Does that chick know how to do magic tricks?"
"Hey-a Bowser."
"Hm?" Bowser turned around to find Mario behind him, still badly beat up from their fight.
"That-a was a good-a fight-a." Mario held his hand out to Bowser as a show of good will.
"Heh…" Bowser reluctantly took his hand and shook. "Eh well… I guess you deserved this victory."
"For what it's-a worth-a Bowser I-a still think you-a stand a good-a chance of-a passing-a." Mario said.
"Hm… as expected they both gave each other a good fight." Harris said.
"I have to admit, as much as Bowser tried to improvise he still didn't show us anything unexpected." Heidi commented to Harris.
"Additionally, while Mario's new skill is a boon; he's going to have to show a less straight-forward application of that skill in order to be truly impressive." Harris said.
"Well, he's earned himself more chances to demonstrate it." Heidi said. "And Bowser's will-power to surpass Mario… maybe we shouldn't rule him out just yet." She added.
"There's still time before a final decision must be reached." Harris said. "Curaga." Harris aimed his palm at Mario.
"Hm?" Mario noticed a glowing white aura surrounding him, healing all of his injuries. "Where did that-a come from-a?"
"Okay folks! Now that we've got you warmed up… get ready for the next battle!" Ron Host shouted in to the mic.
…Notes…
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