Super Smash Exam

Well, at this point I'll be honest… I'm feeling less and less attached to this story. This is beginning to feel like an idea that seemed a lot better on the chalkboard. But nonetheless I have no intention of deleting this story and I'll finish it.

Disclaimer: I do not own any licensed material, I do own my characters and the story itself.

…The Trouble's just Beginning…

"Hssssssssssss!" One of the giant snakes around town bit down on the roof of a building and promptly tore it off.

"Aaaah!" A bunch of people screamed as the roof came off and the rubble came crashing down.

"Hssssss!!!"

BAM BAM BAM

"Hs!" Blue laser blasts began bombarding the snake repeatedly before it fell over on to the street harmlessly. An arwing soon flew overhead.

"Whew… that's one down." Fox sighed. The snake then rose back up, it's head ramming the arwing from the underside and causing it to rock violently. "Whoa! Spoke too soon!" Fox promptly did a U-turn over the snake's head as it tried to bite at him.

"Gotcha!" Falco boosted towards that same snake and fired a red object in to its mouth as it tried to bite Fox. The snake swallowed the object and froze for a moment.

KABOOM

Chunks of the snake flew everywhere as the bomb exploded inside of him. "Ugh… Falco that's digusting."

"Better than being eaten!" Falco retorted.

"Amateurs! Go for the underbelly! It's softer there!" Wolf shouted in to the radio as he boosted towards another snake firing its lasers at its belly mercilessly. Wolf then barrel rolled out of the way as the snake collapsed.

Elsewhere in town…

"Hssssss…" The snake's eyes were coldly scanning the environment of ruined houses, flicking its massive tongue out to smell out survivors. The snake's eyes then caught a glimpse of heading straight towards it.

"Wah haaaa!" Wario was driving towards it on his motorcycle grinning at the snake as he drew closer.

"Hsssssssss!" The snake slithered towards Wario.

"You want a piece of me? Okay you asked for it!" Wario said, he pulled out a bob-omb and wound up the dial on the back of it.

"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!" The snake lunged at Wario with its mouth gaping wide open.

"Here we go!" Wario left the bob-omb on the motorcycle as he jumped off of it. The snake ate the motorcycle as Wario went sailing over his head. "Rah!" Wario then did a flying elbow slam on to the snake's head.

"Hs!" The snake winced as the force of the elbow slam forced its head to the ground. "Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!" It then lurched back in pain as smoke and flames came from its mouth, apparently from the bomb blowing up.

"Whoa!" Wario got flung off of the Snake's head towards its tail end. "No one throws off the great Wario!" Wario rolled like a ball as he landed and grabbed the Snake's tail.

"Hssssss…" The snake angrily turned back towards Wario and lunged at him.

"Ha ha!" Wario lifted up the tail and tricked the snake in to biting its own tail.

"Hssss!" The snake flinched in extreme pain and failed to notice Wario getting beside the snake's head.

"Shoulder barge!" Wario then shoulder barged the snake in the side of its head and sent the snake reeling back up in pain. "Ha ha! How do you like… WHOA!" The snake's tail whipped Wario in the side and sent him flying down the street. "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!"

Meanwhile…

"Come on!" Marth was ushering the people he, Lucas, and the Ice Climbers rescued through the woods. "Hm?"

"What's wrong?" Popo asked him.

"Lucas you're psychic right? Feel anything odd around here?" Marth asked.

"Um… hey yeah I do…" Lucas said. "Ugh… th-there is someone here…"

"You three go and take the people away from here." Marth told them as he drew his sword and looked around.

"You sure?" Nana asked.

"Go!" Marth told her. The three didn't argue back this time and moved on. "Okay… you can stop hiding now…"

"…" A figure stepped partially out of the shadows. From what Marth could see clearly the figure was wearing some kind of Japanese white jacket, dark blue pants, shin length sandals, a blue cloth around his waist and a purple rope belt around this waist. Marth could also make out a wooden sword sheath.

"Are you are?" Marth asked, pointing his sword at whoever was hiding in the shadows.

"You are Marth correct?" He asked. Marth guessed that whoever he was talking to must have been even younger than he was, but he still had a very cold and indifferent voice.

"And if I am?" Marth asked, taking a more proper stance.

"Then I'll kill you." He responded.

Meanwhile…

"Orochimaru-sama said to just have fun around here…" A ninja said to a family of three toads he cornered. "And that's exactly what I intend to do…"

"Mommy I'm scared!"

"Heh heh heh…Mmf!" Soon Snake had come up behind him and put him in a strangle hold. The ninja soon passed out.

"Come on!" Snake ordered the family around the corner where they found a larger group of people. "Okay that's everybody in this area." Snake said to C. Falcon. "You better get a move on."

"Me? What about you?" C. Falcon asked as he climbed in to his car.

"I'm going to escort these people out of here. I doubt they'll all fit in that tiny car of yours." Snake said, gesturing at the large group of people behind him.

"Good point. Catch you later." C. Falcon said before driving off.

"Come on!" Snake demanded as he lead them down the street. "Hm? STOP!" Snake ordered. Snake jumped back just as a chain burst through the cement and nearly wrapped Snake's body up.

"AH! What's that!"

"Gah!" The chain got Snake's padded boot. He managed to wriggle his foot out of the boot right as the chain tightened and ripped the boot to shreds. "That was a little close for comfort…" Snake said, pulling out a two grenades, pulling the pins and throwing them to the sides.

KABOOM

KABOOM

Two figures leaped out from the explosions, both of them had a clawed gloves, and face masks. "Get him!" One of them shouted while leering at Snake.

"Back away!" Snake told everyone as he ran forward firing ten shots from his pistol at the two ninjas.

"Look out!" They raised the backs of their gloves up and blocked the pistol bullets. The second they landed they ran at Snake with a ferocious lunge.

"Hmmmm…" Snake waited until one of them thrust their clawed glove at Snake. Snake jumped and used one hand to hoist himself further above the attacker, followed by an aerial kick to the other ninja's face.

"Why you!" The ninja Snake dodged earlier turned around to attack again.

"Now." Snake pushed a button in the palm of his hand and the glove the ninja suddenly exploded.

"AH!" The ninja cried. "Wha… what did you do?"

"I planted a C4 on your glove when I dodged you." Snake explained when the ninja he kicked earlier tried to jump him from behind. Snake quickly turned around, grabbed that ninja and threw him towards the other one. "By the way… two shots left…" Snake said as he whipped out his pistol again. He fired one shot at each ninja and nailed them both in the forehead.

"Whoa…" One of the spectators said. The mothers had covered their children's eyes but everyone else was staring at Snake in awe.

"We don't have time to just stand there we need to get moving! Go!" Snake ordered as the people ran past him.

Meanwhile…

"Ha!"

"Hm!"

BAM

Mario and Kabuto were exchanging punches and kicks with each other rapidly. "Ha!" Mario threw a fist at Kabuto.

"Hm!" Kabuto countered with his own fist, the two collided at the wrists. They both then tried to throw a low punch at each other, colliding fists with each other.

"Wah-ha!" Mario then flipped up in the air and kicked Kabuto under the chin. "Here we go!" While Mario was twirling through the air he threw fireball after fireball at Kabuto.

"Not bad." Kabuto complemented. However he easily side-stepped his way through the fireballs while he ran at Mario. "But still not good enough." Kabuto then landed a flying kick on Mario right as Mario was about to land.

"Oof!" Mario gasped as he went flying backwards in to a nearby street post. "This is-a going to-a take a while-a…"

Meanwhile…

"Hsssssssssssssssssssss!!!" A snake hissed at DK and lunged for him while DK was winding up a punch.

"Rrrrrrrrrr…" DK jumped to the side of the Snake's head, finished winding up his punch and "RAH!!!"

WHAM

"Hssssss!!!" The Snake went flying towards a nearby building where it crashed in to the side with a nasty looking, ape-fist sized indention on the side of its head.

"Oh yeah!" DK said, giving a big thumbs up.

"Hsssssssssssssss!!!" Another snake came back down, falling down with burn marks all over its underbelly.

"That's why you don't mess with the King of Koopas!" Bowser's voice shouted from a nearby rooftop. "Huh?" Bowser looked down and saw the snake getting back up glaring at Bowser. "Aw nuts…"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"Huh?" Bowser looked behind him to see DK flying through the air with the snake he punched earlier slithering after him. "Ha ha! What'd you let him do that for you big mon…GAH!" Bowser then went flying to the side from a nasty tail whip by the snake he knocked down earlier. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

CRASH

Elsewhere…

"Quickly quickly…" Zelda urged the people forward.

"Stop!" Lucario shouted.

"Why?" A random person asked. No sooner did he ask that question that a blue blur followed by five other grey/black blurs ran right by the group mere inches away from Lucario.

"Pika?"

"Yes that was Sonic." Lucario answered.

"No time to ponder this, we need to keep moving." Zelda told them.

Meanwhile…

"Look out!" Pit pulled his bow and fired three different arrows in to the woods surrounding Ike, Diddy, and the evacuees they were escorting.

"Guah!" The arrows hit three different ninjas that fell from the trees.

"Hm?" Ike fixed his glare to the left, he drew his sword and sent a shockwave of light in to the trees, cutting down three of them.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!" The anguished cries of a number of ninjas sounded from the woods.

"Ooo ah ah!" Diddy leaped through the air, and while he was somersaulting through the air he pulled out his peanut popguns and fired a few peanuts in to the woods.

"Ah!" The peanuts struck four ninjas in the face and knocked them out cold.

"Pit!" Ike called up.

"Yes?" Pit swooped low and flew close to Ike.

"Are we approaching an area that might be safe?" Ike asked.

"There's a bridge up ahead…" Pit started.

"Does it lead somewhere safe?" Ike asked again.

"I think so, it goes across this ravine with a river waaaaaaayyyy below." Pit said.

"Good."

"But there's one problem…"

"What would that be?" Ike asked, no sooner did he ask that they came to the ravine Pit mentioned, and the only bridge he saw was a simple suspension bridge. "Oh…"

"Oooooo…" Diddy groaned.

"Grrr… no choice."

"What?" One of the evacuees asked.

"Everyone single file across that bridge!" Ike shouted.

"Wait across that thing?" Another one asked.

"There's no choice, Diddy lead the way and check every plank for safety." Ike told Diddy.

"Yeah yeah!" Diddy said, he scrambled over to the bridge and tapped each plank with his foot as he went along. People soon began to follow, albeit hesitantly. The bridge proved to be sturdier than expected and soon everyone was on the bridge and slowly making their way across.

"Hm… Mr. Ike look out!" Pit shouted.

"Whoa!" Ike turned around and pulled out his sword to block some needles that were thrown at him.

"Ha ha ha ha ha… not bad." Behind Ike was a male ninja that was wearing a single-piece set of tights that were light blue and dark green in the center, and his metal headband had four vertical stripes on it. "I am Aoi Rokusho, and having had my life saved by Orochimaru-sama, I shall serve him by eliminating you!"

"You talk big… but can you back it up?" Ike asked while taking a fighting stance.

"Oh… I think so…" Aoi quickly whipped out two shuriken and threw them at Ike.

"Tch…" Ike didn't even bother using his sword, instead he knocked the shuriken away using the metallic guard on the back of his glove to knock them out. "Hm?" Ike noticed four other shuriken flew around him, curved, and struck the ropes holding the suspension bridge up. "No!" Quickly turned around, thrust his sword as deep in to the ground as he could, and grabbed the two ropes connected to the wooden posts.

"AH!" The few remaining people left on the bridge screamed as the bridge shook violently, Ike straining to hold the bridge up.

"Impressive strength you possess there, but this is why I'm going to win." Aoi said arrogantly. Aoi pulled out an umbrella that was resting on his back and threw it in to the air. The umbrella opened and floated in mid-air. As it spun several needles came flying out in Ike's direction.

"Gah!" Ike cried as several needles pierced his backside. "Ugh… these… are… poisoned aren't they…?"

"Exactly." Aoi said with a smirk.

"Grrrrr… aaaahhh…" Ike's strength was waning from the needles and finally he lost his grip on the rope bridge.

"Ah!" The last two people on the bridge began to fall below.

"I've got you!" Pit swooped down and caught the last two people. "Grrrr… hold on…" Pit strained to fly up but he managed to get to the cliff and drop them off. "Phew…"

"Yeah!" Diddy cheered.

"It is a good thing isn't it? Now to go help I…whoa!" grappling hooks suddenly appeared from the ravine and latched to Pit's legs.

"Ah!"

"Whooooaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!" Pit cried as he was dragged down in to the ravine.

"Grrrr…" Ike grunted.

"Ah your angel friend… he's being taken care of by some genin under my care. Hm… too bad I've lost the chance to take the monkey down… oh well I'll be off." Aoi said as he turned around.

"Not so fast."

"Hm?" Aoi turned back around and was surprised to see Ike standing back up, tucking a bottle of liquid away. "What?"

"An antidote I always carry for poisons…" Ike said. He picked his sword back up and glared at Aoi. "Now let's see how you do in a fair fight."

Meanwhile…

"Well-a that was easy-a." Luigi sighed in relief.

"Yeah nobody attacked us at all." T. Link said with a pleasently surprised voice.

"Pyo pyo!" Kirby said excitedly.

"Oh! He's-a right-a! We need to-a get-a back to town-a." Luigi said.

"Right there are probably more people in need of help." T. Link said. "Hm?" The three of them stopped to look at a figure standing in front of them.

"Hm… so you guys are the smashers?" He asked, pulling out two tonfa, the man had mildly long hair, and a goatee and dressed in ninja-esque attire.

"Uh… well-a not-a technically…" Luigi answered nervously.

"Ah well… doesn't matter I suppose." The man then quickly rushed the trio, thrusting one tonfa at Luigi.

"Ah!"

"Hup!" T. Link got in the way and raised his mirror shield to block it.

"Not bad." The ninja then swung the other one down to try and strike T. Link in the head. T. Link was quick to thrust the other tonfa away, roll around slash the ninja in the back. "AH!"

"Got you… huh?" T. Link was surprised when he disappeared in a puff of smoke and was replaced by a log.

"You're a sitting duck in mid-air." The man appeared from some nearby bushes and threw some shuriken at T. Link.

"Pyo!" Kirby inhaled the shuriken and swallowed them. Soon he donned a red samurai helmet, thus he became Ninja Kirby.

"Nice job. Now let's get him!" T. Link said.

"Like I'll be beaten by children and a coward!" The ninja ran at Kirby first twirling his tonfa, he swung his left one at Kirby horizontally.

"Pyo! Yo yo yo yo yo!" Kirby jumped over the attack and proceeded to launch a flurry of mid-air kicks at the ninja, who defended with his right tonfa.

"A… c-coward-a…" Luigi stammered, thinking over the words while T. Link got behind the ninja and fired an arrow at him.

"Too slow!" The ninja jumped back and avoided the arrow completely.

"Pyo!" Kirby leaped towards a nearby tree, then jumped from tree trunk to tree trunk before launching himself at the ninja, drawing a short blade from nowhere, spinning like a buzz-saw at the ninja.

"Ha!" T. Link threw his boomerang at the ninja who knocked it away with his tonfa only for T. Link to take the opening to do a jumping attack at him. "Hiiiiyah!"

"Pyooooo!!!"

CLANG

CLANG

"Grrrr…" The ninja held up both his tonfa in defense and strained to hold the attacks back. "Not bad but too slow."

"Green missile!"

"What? GAH!!!" Luigi launched himself at the ninja and head butt him square in the back. "Oof!" He went tumbling through the dirt. "Ah… so you're not to be underestimated…"

"Nice one!" T. Link complimented.

"Yeah… we can-a take him-a." Luigi said more confidently.

"Hm… we shall see." The ninja held his tonfa as if he were holding a gun and smirked. "My name is Ruiga…" The ninja kept aiming the tonfa in different directions as small droplets of water rose up from the ground.

"Pyo?"

"And I shall be your death." Ruiga finished.

Meanwhile…

"Hssssss…" One of the many giant snakes around town was beaten and bruised while Yoshi and Peach stood in front of it panting a bit.

"Yoshi we can't keep this up and protect all of these people…" Peach said.

"Grrrrrrr…" Yoshi growled at the Snake.

"Hssssssss…"

"Fire!"

"Prominence Strike!"

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM

"Hsssssssssssssss!!!" Two heavy shells flew in and exploded on the Snake's abdomen while an arc of flame flew in and struck it as well, knocking it over.

"Yoshi?"

"Go ahead and get these people to safety!" Roy shouted as he swiped his sword and took down two charging ninjas.

"Thank you!" Peach shouted back as she and Yoshi ran off.

Back at the stadium…

"Jiggly… PUFF!!!" Jigglypuff used pound to send one ninja flying backwards.

"Too slow!" A second ninja came up and kicked Jigglypuff in the face and sent her tumbling back in to the infirmary. "Ha ha! OOF!" Jigglypuff came back with a roll-out attack and rammed that ninja in to the wall.

"Jigglypuff!" She shouted defiantly as she resumed her guard outside the infirmary door.

Meanwhile…

"Heh… it seems that Ganondorf took the bait." A ninja with fairly long hair said with a smile.

"But others seem to have followed him." A boy with blue hair responded, yet he had a cocky smile.

"That doesn't matter… we'll just have to take them all out." The same ninja responded. "Kyaku, Ryugan, find the followers and take care of them, Suikon, you're going to hold off Ganondorf."

"At once Jin." A large ninja replied. He had a beard and an odd piece of armor that resembled a white lion's head. The four ninja promptly split up after that.

"Soon we shall possess the power to destroy all of Smash Town." Jin thought with a smile.

…Notes…

I can't begin to apologize for the severe lateness of this chapter. Hopefully I'll get back in to updating. Next chapter I'll post something of a treat in the ending author's notes to make up for it.