Super Smash Exam
Can't even begin to describe how good it feels to be writing on a regular basis again. Put it together with a can of Pepsi and it is all good. Well don't let my ranting keep you, on with the story.
Disclaimer: I do not own any licensed material, I do own my OC's and the story itself.
…The Beat goes on…
BAM
"Hsssssssssssssssssss…" The snake swayed from Wario's shoulder barge attack before it finally fell over.
"And stay down this time! Unless you want more of this!" Wario shouted while flexing. "Phew now to…"
"Hssssssssssssss!!!" Wario was interrupted as another Snake slithered around a nearby corner and spotted him.
"Ha! Good I was already getting bored…" Wario grinned.
"Falco! Break to your right!" Fox said in to the communicator.
"I hear ya buddy!" Falco shouted back. Both he and Fox were flying towards each other with the snake in between them.
"Eh?" Wario looked at the two Arwings.
"Open fire!" Both Fox and Falco pelted the Snake with their lasers before they both fired a smart bomb before flying to their respective right sides.
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM
The snake went down instantly and its smoking body hit the ground.
"Hey! He was mine!" Wario shouted angrily.
Meanwhile…
"Kirby where are we going!?" T. Link shouted as he, Kirby, and Luigi continued to run from Ruiga.
"Pyo!"
"What did he say?" T. Link asked Luigi.
"He said-a keep up-a!" Luigi shouted as the water globes began to catch up.
"That wouldn't be a problem if we weren't beginning to go uphill!" T. Link shouted, true to his words, the terrain was beginning to slope upwards and the terrain had been steadily growing more rocky. "Hey maybe." T. Link pulled out a bomb, lit the fuse, and dropped it on the ground to let it roll down towards Ruiga.
"Nice try." Ruiga directed one of the water globes towards the bomb and the water diffused the fuse before they safely deposited the bomb to the side.
"Darn it." T. Link moaned.
"Ah!" Luigi suddenly leaped ahead as a water globe nearly snatched him. "Yipe!" Luigi's panic caused him to gain a burst of speed that allowed him to speed ahead of everyone else. "Wah!!!" Luigi halted in his tracks when he almost ran off of a cliff.
"A cliff!?" T. Link and Kirby skid to a halt a few feet away from the edge of the rocky cliff.
"Heh… nowhere left to run…" Ruiga said confidently as he approached the three of them.
"Pyo!" Kirby stepped forth and spat out the shuriken he swallowed earlier, losing his ninja ability he had prior to this.
"You first eh? Very well!" Ruiga had the water globes converge and then swallow up Kirby.
"Kirby!!!" Luigi and T. Link shouted.
"I'll use a very special summon for you…" Ruiga placed a hand against the large water globe and in a puff of smoke and bubbles, all of the piranha were replaced by a large shark.
"…" Kirby puffed up his cheeks in anger and opened his mouth wide.
"Huh…?" Ruiga looked at Kirby curiously as Kirby began to inhale the water. "Hm! Wait!" Ruiga soon realized that the water globe was diminishing rapidly as Kirby inhaled the water. Very soon the water shark had nowhere to swim in and collapsed on the ground and flopped on the ground helplessly.
"Oh! I get it, even if they have powerful teeth the piranhas and shark are still just fish!" T. Link said.
"Bah! I'll get more water!" Ruiga stood still for a moment while pointing his tonfa around. However nothing happened. "Huh? Why am I…" Then it dawned on Ruiga. "Does this mountain not have any moisture in the ground?"
"Pyo!" The bloated Kirby swallowed all of the water, and then he inhaled a nearby rock, after swallowing it he took a gray skin tone and a hat with a fuzzy decoration on it. "Pyo!" Kirby ran at Ruiga, grabbed him, jumped and spiked him in to the ground.
"Gah! Why you… huh?"
"We've-a got-a him! Go-a for it-a Kirby!" Luigi shouted. He and T. Link pinned down Ruiga's arms and legs respectively.
"Pyo!" Kirby jumped and floated up above Ruiga before he turned in to a boulder.
"Wait! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" Ruiga shouted before Kirby landed on Ruiga's stomach. "Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!" The force of the drop created a large crack in the ground large enough for Ruiga to sink in to the ground slightly.
"Phew… we beat him." T. Link sighed in relief.
"Pyo pyo!" Kirby, back to his normal self, cheered happily.
"That-a was a bit-a harsh-a wasn't it-a?" Luigi asked. "Oh well-a… we better get-a back now." Luigi said.
"Pyo!" Kirby said happily.
Crack…
"Pyo?" Kirby looked at the edge of the cliff he was standing on, and around him cracks were beginning to appear.
"Look out!" T. Link shouted.
"Pyo!!!" Kirby shouted as the segment of the cliff he was standing on completely collapsed and he fell far below.
"Mama-mia!"
Meanwhile…
CRASH
"Wah!" The Ice Climbers and Lucas ran for dear life as numerous trees behind them collapsed.
"Who are those guys!?" Popo asked.
"Time to play tag!" Two outrageously large guys shouted stupidly as they lumbered after the three kids.
"I don't know but they're ridiculously strong!" Nana shouted.
"Hee hee… hey big bro watch this!" One of them wrapped his large arms around a large tree, and with a slight bit of effort tore the entire tree out of the ground before swinging down at the kids.
"Wah!" Lucas floated to the side to avoid getting crushed while the Ice Climbers dived to another side. "Where's Marth when we need him!?" Lucas asked.
Meanwhile…
"Heh… heh…" Marth was sweating a fair bit and had a number of minor cuts on his body as he held his sword poised. His opponent had a rather emotionless expression on his face, and he wasn't even remotely tired.
"And you were one of the Smashers?"
"Oh don't worry, I'm just getting started." Marth said. Marth dashed forward and swung his sword vertically upward.
"Hmph." The young ninja raised his sword and blocked the sword slash. Marth then followed up with two more quick horizontal slashes that the ninja barely blocked before Marth did a spin in towards him and then thrust his sword rapidly. "Dancing blade!" Marth's final thrust packed enough force to send the young ninja skidding backwards.
"Your choice of offense… quite correct." The ninja said, paying little heed to the minor wounds he received from the attack.
"Hiyah!" Marth tried to hit the ninja with a jumping slash, the ninja jumped back to avoid the attack, but Marth landed in a way to dash immediately and was prepared to slash the ninja while he was vulnerable jumping back.
"Also correct…" The moment Marth swung low, the ninja quickly stabbed his sword in to the ground and then did a one-handed hand stand on the hilt.
"What?" Marth's sword hit the blade and the second he did the ninja spun around in a way similar to break-dancing and kicked Marth square in the face. "Gah!"
"But not fast enough." The ninja said as he landed back on his feet poised to continue the battle.
"He's fast… and he's skilled…" Marth thought as he held a hand up to his bleeding nose. "I think he broke my nose…"
Meanwhile…
"Waaaaaaaaaaooooooooohhhh!" Olimar's pikmin moaned as they suddenly died from a swift attack.
"No! My pikmin!" Olimar shouted in despair.
"Show yourself!" Meta-Knight demanded.
"Heh heh heh… quite demanding aren't we?" The blue-haired boy from earlier said with an arrogant smile. "My name is Ryugan… and you will fall before my blade!" Ryugan held up a peculiar sword that had three, blue blades.
"We don't have time for this." Link said as he drew his sword.
"Agreed." Meta-Knight responded.
"Then you guys go."
"What?" Both Link and Meta-Knight asked.
"I can handle this guy, he's just a kid after all." Olimar said.
"If you say so…" Link said.
"Just a kid!? Ha!" Ryugan swung his blade and to the surprise of the three fighters the different blades split into segments like a whip and flew at the three of them.
"Go!" Link shouted as he used his shield to block one and run in one direction while Meta-Knight dodged the sword whip thrown at him and ran in a different direction.
"Yipe!" Olimar jumped back and narrowly avoided the whip thrown at him. Olimar's backpack opened up and a few seeds scattered on the ground. Four red pikmin and three purple pikmin hopped out of his backpack immediately. "Go!"
"Yahoo!" Olimar threw the red pikmin at Ryugan while the purple ones ran at him.
"Ha! Like I'll fall for that!" Ryugan whipped his three blade whips around and attempted to hit the red pikmin. However the purple ones jumped and managed to land on the flats of the blades. "What?"
"The purple pikmin are the heaviest of the bunch and the strongest." Olimar explained as the seeds from earlier sprouted from the ground and sprouted fifteen Pikmin of various colors.
"Gah!" The red pikmin clung to Ryugan and began beating on him while about nine of the pikmin that sprouted from earlier ran towards Ryugan. "Tch…" Ryugan once again raised the hilt and…
BAM
"Waaaaaaaaooooooohhhh…" Blue blurs whipped around Ryugan and decimated the helpless Pikmin.
"What!?"
"Heh… this is the true form of my weapon… the Ryugan Imperial Sword." Ryugan said as he showed his weapon, which instead of blades were now blue, dragon-headed extensions with gaping maws and jagged teeth. "They pack a lot more power like this!" Ryugan said as the three heads lunged at Olimar and his six remaining Pikmin.
"Yipe!" Olimar shouted as he scrambled away from the dragon heads.
Meanwhile…
"Ugh… how much longer is this going to take!?" The leader of the Sonic Ninjas asked as they still pursued Sonic.
"There's a lake ahead of us sir!" One of them said.
"Good, he'll have to swim across while we can just run across it."
"Uh-oh!" Sonic saw the lake ahead of him. "Guess it's time to use this…" Sonic held a fist up in front of him, and on his ring finger was a ring with an orange gem on it. "Speed break!!!" Sonic became surrounded by an orange aura as he approached the lake.
"What?"
BOOM
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!!!" Sonic gained a massive burst of speed with an orange glow trailing behind him, giving him enough speed to jet across the water and leave a massive spray of water behind him.
"How'd he do that?"
"Gah hurry he'll get away! We must get those emeralds!" The leader shouted as they zoomed across the lake.
"Phew… that… took more… energy than… I thought it would…" Sonic said, stopping to catch his breath for a moment. "Oops, gotta go!" Sonic nonetheless picked up his pace and resumed running.
Meanwhile…
"Kong Punch!" DK landed a wound up fist on the giant Snake's body and caused it to finally collapse.
"Whirling fortress!" Bowser retracted in to his shell and spun like a top against the snake's body.
"Hssssssssssssssssssss…" The snake hissed in pain before it collapsed.
"Geez… that was a pain…" Bowser groaned.
"Hey!" DK shouted at Bowser.
"What is it monkey!?" Bowser asked.
WHAM
"Gwah!" Bowser was tail-whipped in to the side of a building by yet another giant snake. "Where are all of these blasted things coming from!?"
Meanwhile…
"Where is Ganondorf? Gah… if I don't find him I can only hope Link does." Meta-Knight thought. He stopped running through the woods for a minute to look around. "What would draw Ganondorf out here anyways? No… more importantly… why would he be drawn out here?" Meta-Knight continued to wonder as he walked around a bit more carefully. "Hm?"
WHOOSH
"Whoa!" Meta-Knight shielded himself with his cape as a massive whirlwind suddenly whipped through and tore several of the trees out of the ground. "Now what?"
"Ha ha ha ha… not bad."
"…" Meta-Knight glared over the uprooted trees at a short haired woman who was holding two, seemingly normal short-swords.
"I don't have time to waste here… where is Ganondorf?" Meta-Knight asked.
"Now now… there's no need to rush… HIYA!!!" The woman swung both of her swords and sent a massive tornado towards Meta-Knight.
"…" Meta-Knight twirled his sword above his head before performing a horizontal slash that sent an equally large sized tornado at the other one, cancelling the both of them out. "I told you I don't have time to waste here… where is Ganondorf!?" Meta-Knight asked again.
"Heh… I'm afraid I can't tell you that… for you'll die by my Hishou Souken!" The woman said, raising her swords above her head.
"So it's the swords… I'll either have to disarm her or kill her." Meta-Knight thought as he took a defensive stance.
Meanwhile…
"Piiiiii…" Pikachu growled while several bees surrounded him, Zelda, and Lucario.
"It's over." Suzumebachi laughed as Kurobachi brought his hands up to make a hand sign.
"Pikaaaaaaaaa…Chu!" Pikachu suddenly discharged small, pin-pointed bolts of electricity that zapped through a certain number of bees. "Chu! Chu! Chu! Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!" Pikachu then continued to discharge several pin-point bolts of electricity all around it at the bees that continued to nail them with perfect accuracy.
"What!?" Suzumebachi gasped in shock.
"How is he doing that!?" Jibachi shouted in surprise. "He already eliminated all of the ones with explosives."
"And all of my bees with poison!" Kurobachi shouted.
"Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…" Pikachu's discharges were beginning to shoot out faster and faster and more bees began to hit the ground.
"Enough of this!!!" Suzumebachi bit her thumb, and then placed her hand on the ground. "Summoning Jutsu!" In a puff of smoke a gigantic bee that was about the size of an eighteen-wheeler appeared. "Kill them!"
"Pika…" Pikachu stopped discharging bolts as he stared the giant bee down, focusing intently.
"…" Lucario watched quietly and smiled. "They've lost."
"Pika…CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" Pikachu gathered a lot of electricity around its body and then it unleashed a blast of lightning straight at the bee.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" The three ninjas shouted when the bee went flying back at them.
CRASH
"Mmmmmmm…" Zelda stirred from unconsciousness and saw the burnt bee body lying on the ground a short distance away from them. "Hm? Where'd those three ninjas go?"
"Pikachu finished them off." Lucario explained.
"Pik! Pikachu!!!" Pikachu said happily raising a hand in the air in victory.
"Hm? Wait there's another aura." Lucario said.
"Grrrrr…" Suzumebachi's hand then burst from the ground before she crawled out of the ground scowling.
"Persistent aren't you?" Zelda asked.
"Oh… I'm far from finished…" Suzumebachi scowled. "Get up! You're not done here yet!" She yelled as her giant bee summon stirred. It finally got up, revealing the crushed Kurobachi and Jibachi.
"…" Zelda created a small ball of fire in her hand before it condensed and began traveling slowly towards Suzumebachi and her giant bee. "Lucario… how hard do you think you can hit that bee?" Zelda asked.
"That explosion hurt quite a bit… so I'm certain I could hit it quite hard." Lucario answered.
"Let's team up then." Zelda said as the bee flew towards them. "Now!" Zelda and Lucario ran at the bee and jumped. "Ha!"
"Hi jump kick!" Lucario leaped higher in to the air and then rocketed back towards the bee with his leg out-stretched.
BAM
Lucario's empowered kick and Zelda's magic empowered kick hit the bee head on and sent it flying back just over Suzumebachi.
"What?! Impossi…"
BOOM
"AH!" The Din's fire spell Zelda cast earlier exploded and engulfed Suzumebachi in flames.
"Farore's wind!" Zelda teleported right next to Suzumebachi and thrust her palm forward.
ZAP
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" Suzumebachi received a surge of magical energy before she went flying backwards in to a tree where she passed out.
"Phew…" Zelda sighed.
"Pika!" Pikachu cheered happily.
"That was a little intensive." Lucario sighed in relief.
"We'd best get moving." Zelda urged the other two. "I hope the others are alright."
Meanwhile…
"Ah-ha! There's one of them…" Ganondorf flew down low before landing with a thud a few feet away from Suikon. "What's with that armor?" Ganondorf asked in a mocking voice when he noticed Suikon's lion shaped chest armor.
"Heh… Ganondorf, the so-called King of Evil." Suikon said with a cocky smile.
"Flattered… now I asked you a question, it's rude not to answer." Ganondorf said as he stepped forward with a clenched fist.
"Now now… let's not get… HASTY!!!" The moment Suikon said hasty he threw his square shaped flail that had a few spike protrusions on it at Ganondorf.
"Hmph." Ganondorf caught the flail with one hand and stopped it cold. He used his free hand to launch a ball of energy at Suikon while at the same time sending purple flames along the length of the flail.
"Hm?"
KABOOM
Suikon was engulfed in a burst of purple flames and a burst of energy from the energy ball.
"Too easy." Ganondorf scoffed. "Hm?" To his surprise his flames and the energy all surged inward before it got absorbed in to the lion headed armor. Suikon was uninjured. "What?! How is that possible?"
"My Mugenkougai armor absorbs energy of all kinds, flames, magic… anything you can throw at me…" Suikon said confidently as he swung his flail around.
"Oh really…? Let's test that out shall we!?" Ganondorf challenged.
Meanwhile…
"Hmmmm… maybe splitting up to look for Kirby wasn't a good idea." T. Link sighed. "I don't know my way around here!" He shouted in frustration. "Oh well… I'm sure I'll find someone if I keep looking."
"Hm hm hm hm." A very large ninja dressed similarly to Ruiga suddenly stomped in from behind T. Link, swinging a meteor hammer attached by a rope around.
"Huh? Whoa!" T. Link turned around and back-flipped away from being crushed by the flail. "Oh yeah? Fire arrow!" T. Link drew his bow out and fired a flaming arrow before notching two arrows at once and firing them as well.
"I'm not that easy little one." The large ninja swung his flail around and all three of the arrows latched on to the flail by the arrowheads.
"What?"
"Ha!" He swung his flail around and the arrows were sent flying back at T. Link.
"Yipe!" T. Link pulled out his shield and blocked the arrows, only for the flail to strike his shield. "WHOA!!!" He was suddenly pulled up off the ground as the ninja swung his flail around, carrying poor T. Link with him. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Want off? My pleasure!" After swinging T. Link around a few times T. Link got flung through the woods like a rocket. "Heh heh heh…" The ninja chuckled as he pounded on his chest and stomach a few times before following T. Link.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! Ooof!" T. Link landed in a pit of sand surrounded by rocky walls. "Oooooooohhhh… how did… my shield… attach to his flail like that…?" T. Link asked dizzily.
"My name is Jiga…"
"Huh? What the heck!?" T. Link looked up to see the ninja walking down the rock wall before slowly floating off the wall and then suddenly dropping down towards the ground.
"And by drinking iron at a young age… I can turn whatever metal or earth I touch in to a magnet…" Jiga said.
"I'll get him while he's talking…" T. Link got up and did a jumping slash at Jiga. Jiga jumped and then was pulled to the rock wall by magnetism. He then repelled himself from the wall and ended by behind T. Link. "Huh?"
"And I can use my own body as a magnet…" Jiga said with a smirk as he placed his index fingers on the sides of T. Link's head.
"GAH!!!" T. Link froze up and twitched violently for a moment before he fainted with a blank look on his face.
"Heh heh heh…" Jiga jumped out of the pit, dislodging a few rocks as he went, and then directed the boulders with his hands, slowly positioning them above T. Link. "Goodbye." He then released the rocks to drop on top of T. Link.
CRASH
…Notes…
Hm… I think I told someone this story would be updated a day or two sooner… but my connection kind of went screwy on me. But here it is now. Read and review.