Super Smash Exam
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Disclaimer: I do not own any licensed material in this story, I do own my characters and the story itself.
…Above All…
"Yoshi!" Yoshi egg-rolled in to the abdomen of one snake before he popped out, flutter jumped up to its face and threw an egg in to its face.
"Hsssssssssssssssss!!!" The snake fell back hissing painfully.
"Ha!" Peach swung her hand and heart crystals trailed behind her hand. Apparently they packed a fair amount of power because the snake recoiled as she continued to hit the snake with the heart crystals. "HiiiiiiiYAH!!!" Peach thrust both hands forward and hit the snake with a larger one that caused it to fall backwards.
"Yoshi?"
"I'm fine… and I managed to heal everyone we got to safety, we just… have to keep protecting them." Peach said, panting between pauses.
Meanwhile…
"We've brought down… what? Three or four each right?" Bowser asked DK and Wario.
"Yes." Wario answered.
"But they still keep coming!" Bowser shouted in frustration.
"Yeah…" DK sighed.
"These guys are more annoying than Mario." Wario and Bowser muttered as even more snakes surrounded them.
Elsewhere…
"They have to be coming from somewhere…" Wolf cringed as he fired his blaster at one snake.
"No dip Einstein!" Falco shouted. "But where?" Falco asked as he ran backwards firing a rocket launcher at a snake.
"I visited the Land of Fire once, from what I remember these things are summoned somehow. There's got to be a place they're being summoned from." Fox reasoned while firing a Gatling gun at a snake.
"We've flown over most of the town and still didn't see anything." Wolf said.
Meanwhile…
"Ha ha hoo! Hiyah!"
"Hm! Rah!"
Mario and Kabuto were rapidly exchanging punches and kicks, deflecting each other and landing the occasional blow on each other. Mario uppercut Kabuto in the chin only to receive a flip kick as Kabuto flipped backwards. Kabuto then stepped forward and punched Mario with enough force to send Mario skidding backwards, but Mario grabbed Kabuto's arm as he skid backwards and then slammed Kabuto on to the ground.
"Hiyah!" Mario jumped above Kabuto and attempted to butt-stomp Kabuto, however Kabuto was quick to roll to the side, stand up and swing a scalpel at Mario, however Mario rolled backwards and got back up on his feet. Mario jumped and did a spinning kick that knocked Kabuto's scalpel out of his hand, and used the momentum from the spin to throw a punch at Kabuto.
BAM
Mario and Kabuto collided fists with each other before they jumped back from each other. They each took a single breath before they lunged at each other. Mario thrust his fiery left palm at Kabuto while Kabuto thrust a kunai knife in his right hand.
SHING
"Ah!" Mario gasped in pain.
"Heh…" Kabuto ignored the burning pain on his hand as he smirked at the knife stabbing Mario through his hand. "You were an admirable adversary… but you'll have to die for me now."
Meanwhile…
"Gah!" Link shouted as a massive gust of wind from the lion head blew him backwards with violent force.
"I'll get him from behind." Meta-Knight flew from behind at Seimei. However one the dragon heads turned to attack Meta-Knight. Meta-Knight swung his sword a few times and knocked the dragon head away. However a second one came up and bit down on his sword. "Hm? Let go!" Then the third head snaked behind him and breathed a stream of flame on Meta-Knight. "Ugh!"
"They couldn't do that before! Is it because he's using all of those weapons combined?" Olimar wondered as he began hurling red, yellow, and white pikmin at Seimei.
"Pathetic." Seimei had one of the other dragon heads breathe a gust of wind that killed all of the pikmin. "Try this!" Seimei twirled around and around in mid-air, creating a massive cyclone that soon became enveloped in flames.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" Link, Meta-Knight, and Olimar were helpless to defend against this and were burnt badly by the attack. The three dragon heads all reached out, grabbed them, and then hurled them to the ground in the same spot.
"Look out!" Meta-Knight shouted as the three dragon heads all charged up a fireball while wind gathered in the lion head's mouth.
FWOOSH
The dragon heads spat their fireballs in front of the lion head as it released a gust of wind, creating a massive flamethrower that flew at the three, ready to roast them alive.
"We won't die that easily!" Link raised his shield and defended all three of them from the flames.
"Perhaps not easily, but you will still die. With Ganondorf's nearly limitless magic power fueling me I can't lose!" Seimei boasted.
Meanwhile…
"Ha hiyah ha!" Sonic was bouncing between the five ninjas repeatedly and kicking off of them. However when he threw a kick at one of them the ninja grabbed his foot and threw him in to a cliff wall. "Oof! GAH!!!" It was immediately followed up by two of the ninjas dashing and punching him simultaneously.
"You got your licks in, but against all five of us you won't win!" One of them boasted.
Meanwhile…
"Heh…" Harris scoffed.
"What?" Orochimaru asked.
"You said Smash Town won't survive… but you're quite wrong Orochimaru." Heidi said.
"And why is that…?" Orochimaru asked as he began to gain the edge of pulling Heidi's sword out of him.
"Did you honestly think… we'd just wait around an entire month not preparing for you?" Harris asked. "Did you think we wouldn't have a plan?"
"What plan could you possibly have?" Orochimaru asked.
"…" Heidi smiled.
Elsewhere…
"These snakes seem tougher than the other ones; even I can't seem to deal a lot of damage." Wario grunted.
"Ooo oo oo."
"I hate to say it, but the monkey's probably right, it's because we're tired." Bowser panted as the numerous giant snakes approached them.
"You three have done enough."
"Huh?" The next moment the three of them blinked Cole was standing right in front of them. "Beat it gramps we're busy!" Wario yelled.
"You three and the mercenaries safely held off the snakes while the other contestants evacuated the civilians." Cole said.
"Huh?" Bowser uttered.
"Just as we had hoped and planned you would, now everyone is safe out of harm's way. My friends and I can use our full power." Cole explained further.
"Full power?" DK asked.
At Peach and Yoshi's location…
"There's… too many…" Peach panted as five giant snakes approached her and Yoshi.
"RAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Casey suddenly jumped in from the side and jumped right past all five of the giant snakes. Casey sheathed his sword, and then all five of the snake's heads suddenly fell off of their bodies, decapitated.
"Yoshi…" Yoshi squeaked in surprise.
"Grrrr… that wasn't even a warm-up!" Casey complained. "Hey would either of you two like to spar with me?" Casey asked Peach and Yoshi. Both of them shook their heads vigorously. "Sheesh no fun at all."
With Starfox and Wolf…
"There are too many of them!" Fox shouted.
"Grrrr… I'm not going to die here…" Wolf growled.
"Aw you sure? It could be fun… but then again I can't say I know what it's like, I haven't really died before." Matt said from a building above them.
"What do you want pipsqueak!?" Falco yelled annoyed.
"Sheesh no manners at all." Matt sighed. He eyed each of the numerous snakes around them casually and then pulled out a coin. "Black ingot!" He flipped the coin and a black flash of light shone over the snakes. "Chroma gem!" Matt flipped the coin again and the snakes fell asleep. "Red spring!" Matt flipped the coin a third time and a red light flashed over the snakes.
"What the heck!?" Fox asked.
"3…2…1." Matt counted. On the count of one, all of the snakes dropped dead. "You're welcome!" Matt said cheerily before jumping away, leaving the three mercenaries standing where they were with their jaws dropped wide open.
Meanwhile…
"My friends and I found the summoning circles calling the snakes… these are the last batch." Cole said as the snakes got closer.
"That's great now move before they eat you old man!" Wario yelled.
"Biologically I'm younger than you…" Cole said. "Giga flare!" Cole pointed a palm at the snakes, and soon the air around them lit up before all of them were engulfed in a massive explosion that roasted them alive.
"…" All three powerhouses just stared at the explosion in awe.
"Chronologically Wario… you're two-hundred years too young to be giving me orders." Cole sighed before walking off and then vanishing.
"What just happened?" Bowser asked.
With Mario…
"You were an admirable adversary… but you'll have to die for me now." Kabuto told Mario with a wicked smile.
"No one-a…"
"Hm?"
"Is-a going to-a die-a!" Mario yelled. He pulled back his right fist and threw it at Kabuto.
BAM
"GUH!!!" To Kabuto's shock, Mario's right arm suddenly enlarged to massive proportions and punched Kabuto with bone crunching force, sending him flying down the street.
CRASH
"Whew…" Mario's arm shrunk back down to normal size before he pulled out a bandage and bandaged his left hand, he then popped another green and white pill.
"That attack… damaged me past my chakra's capacity to heal… I can muster enough strength to get away… but it looks like he won…" Kabuto thought. "I'll just have to use the second body I carry in my scroll to swap myself… I'll have to replace the bodies I used here today. A twenty-one and twenty-two year old would be perfect…"
"…" Mario finally ran up to check on Kabuto, all he found was a corpse that looked similar to Kabuto, but it had different eyes. Mario looked back at the body that had all the scalpels Mario reflected stuck in it. "He-a got away-a…" Mario thought solemnly. "I can't-a believe he-a uses dead-a bodies for tricks-a like this-a… I'll-a be sure to-a bury them when I'm-a done in town-a…"
Meanwhile…
"Die." Renga said as the beam of light on T. Link intensified.
"Gotcha!" T. Link sat up, quickly pulled out his mirror shield and reflected the sun ray at Renga.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Renga shouted in pain as the ray seared a burnt hole in his shoulder.
"Hurricane… SPIN!!!" T. Link suddenly spun in circles at a ridiculous speed as he zipped at Renga.
"Hm? NO!!!"
SWISH
"UggggAH!!!" Renga gasped as T. Link cut him multiple times with his sword. Renga then fell backwards in a bloody mess.
"Ooooohhh…" T. Link stumbled a bit dizzily at first before he regained his footing. "Whew… I beat him." T. Link sighed in relief. "I better get moving!"
Meanwhile…
"PSI Life-up! No come on work!" Lucas shouted. He, the Ice Climbers, and King Dedede were standing over the bleeding Marth. Lucas was trying desperately to heal Marth, but his healing was only having marginal success.
"You've got to help him Lucas!" Nana yelled.
"I'm trying…" Lucas whined.
"Quit your blubbering and do it!" King Dedede yelled.
"Ugh… what's with the ruckus…?" Marth groaned.
"Marth!" Nana shouted happily. "You did it Lucas!"
"I… I did… I'm glad you're okay." Lucas told Marth.
"Okay…" Marth took a second to regain his senses but then he remembered what happened.
"I order you to tell me what happened here!" King Dedede bellowed.
"I'll explain on the way back…" Marth said, standing up despite the searing pain.
"Back?" Popo asked.
"We still need to help out in town." Marth said solemnly.
Elsewhere…
"Puff…" Jigglypuff was about to pass out. No matter how many she slapped silly more always came back.
"You and your friend are dead now." One of the ninjas threatened.
"PSI… ROCKIN'!!!"
KABOOM
"Gwah!"
"Puff!" Jigglypuff shouted happily.
"Yeah… I'm okay now…" Ness said wearily. "I already read your mind, so I know what's going on… let's go!" Ness said bravely.
"Jiggly!" She nodded happily.
At Sonic's location…
"So are you going to hand over those emeralds?" One of the Sonic Ninjas asked.
"…" Sonic looked at them and smirked. "Nah."
"Why you…"
"Falcon kick!"
BOOM
"Gwah!" The two of the ninjas were suddenly blasted back by a strong impact, from when C. Falcon suddenly dived in to the pit.
"What the heck?"
"Raptor boost!" C. Falcon lunged at one and sent him flying in to the air with a flaming uppercut.
"Gwah!"
"…" The two remaining ones were about to attack C. Falcon from behind when Sonic suddenly tackled one, and ricocheted into the second one.
"Heads up!" Sonic shouted, reaching a hand out for C. Falcon.
"Gotcha!" C. Falcon reached up and grabbed Sonic by the hand and swung him around, allowing Sonic to kick the two C. Falcon sent flying earlier in the face, when they attempted to charge back. "And strike!" C. Falcon then hurled Sonic at the one he uppercut before.
"Doh!" Sonic bounced off of him and landed right next to C. Falcon.
"Great timing dude." Sonic said.
"No sweat." C. Falcon responded.
"Let's get out of here… take these." Sonic handed C. Falcon the two Chaos Emeralds while giving him a wink.
"Got it!" C. Falcon then dashed at the wall of the pit and ran out of the pit.
"Hm? Hey he's got the emeralds!"
"Don't let him escape!" The five ninjas ignored Sonic and ran after C. Falcon.
"Heh… too easy." Sonic dashed after them and jumped off of each of their heads one after the other to kick them back in to the pit. "Go for it!" Sonic shouted as he jumped out of the pit.
"Falcon… PUNCH!!!" C. Falcon released his powerful punch on the ground and sent the entire wall of the pit crashing down.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
CRASH
The boulders covered the five Sonic Ninjas, and if they survived, there would certainly be no way they could have gotten out. "Whew… thanks for the back up." Sonic said.
"No problem, I was just driving some civilians away from town when I saw you and I thought I'd lend a hand." C. Falcon said. "Well we'd better get back to town now that those guys are out of the way."
"Good idea, I'll meet you there." Sonic said before zipping off.
"Hey wait up!" C. Falcon shouted.
Meanwhile…
"Your struggling is hopeless…" Seimei said with a smirk as he eyed the three weary fighters.
"Don't think we're done yet." Link said bravely.
"Boldly spoken, but there is nothing…"
SHING
"Hm?" All four of them looked at the metal dome and found a stark white sword jutting from the side of it.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" The sword soon sliced around the entire diameter of the dome and the top was blown off as Ganondorf leaped out of it. "I've… had about… enough garbage… for one day…" Ganondorf hissed acidly.
"Hm… so you've managed to break out after all… oh well, my use for you had expired anyways." Seimei said as he turned to face Ganondorf.
"…" Ganondorf held up three fingers to Seimei. "Three moves… that's all I'll need to end this…" Ganondorf threatened.
"Three… you couldn't end it if I gave you twenty!!!" Seimei laughed as the three dragon heads prepared to shoot a stream of fire, and air gathered in the lion head.
"Wizard's thrust!!!" Ganondorf lunged forward with his now darkly glowing sword pointed at Seimei.
"Sword beam!"
"Ha!"
"Wahoo!"
A sword beam, a boomerang, and a purple pikmin flew in from the side, all three of them knocking away one of the dragon heads, misdirecting their fire breaths and allowing Ganondorf to easily thrust through the gust of wind.
"What!?"
SHING
"Guha!" Seimei gasped as Ganondorf's sword pierced right through the lion head armor.
"Flame choke!" Ganondorf grabbed Seimei and dived at the ground, slamming Seimei in to the ground and causing him to burst in to purple flames. "Warlock…" Ganondorf growled as dark magic gathered at his fist.
"Uh-oh… get away!" Link shouted in panic as he, Meta-Knight, and Olimar turned to run away.
"PUNCH!!!" Ganondorf then slammed his mighty fist down on to Seimei's face.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Meanwhile…
"…" Harris and Heidi were staring down a single, large snake head that was hissing at them. Around them the severed heads of seven other snakes were laying about and the remaining snake head's neck was attached to seven stumps. Orochimaru then emerged from the mouth of the last head.
"How? How did you get so powerful all of a sudden? One moment ago we were fighting evenly but the next you overwhelmed me and forced me to use my hydra technique…" Orochimaru hissed.
"Simple… Casey, Matt, Cole, myself, and Heidi were suppressing our mana the entire month." Harris said.
"We didn't want to risk harming the contestants, or civilians during any encounters we may have with you, and we also anticipated that you wouldn't have a plan when you realized just how powerful we really were." Heidi continued.
"You…"
"Take a good look Orochimaru…" Harris told Orochimaru. "Look down there, already the contestants, and our friends are cleaning the streets. Your plan has failed."
"…" Out of the corner of his eyes he observed the town below. True to Harris' words, all of the contestants had gathered together and were clearing out his henchmen, street by street, and tearing down his well-laid plans. It was over.
"Rrrrrrrrrr…AH!!!" Orochimaru's sword extended from his mouth aimed straight at Heidi. Heidi quickly raised the broad side of her sword to block the attack, though the force was sending her skidding backwards a slight bit.
"Divine…BLADE!!!" Harris gripped one of his swords tightly before swinging it and sending a massive arc of energy at Orochimaru, devastating the roof as it flew.
"…"
KAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM
"…" Harris and Heidi looked at the devastated battlefield and observed for a moment. "He escaped." Harris sighed.
"So it seems." Heidi sighed.
"Guys… I'm still up here!" Ron Host shouted. Harris threw a kunai knife behind him that cut the snakes holding Ron in half. "AAAAAHHH!!!" Ron then fell and hit the ground.
"Harris…" Heidi started to say.
"I know." Harris touched his fingers to his throat and opened his mouth to speak. "All contestants, return to the stadium immediately!" His voice echoed through Smash Town.
…Notes…
Only two more chapters left folks. I'll have them out as soon as I'm motivated enough.