Unlucky Team 7

Sasuke and Sakura waited for one hour hungry and tired. "Where's Kakashi-sensei and Naruto-baka?" Sakura yelled with impatience. As if he is called on, Naruto walked lazily to the training grounds.

"I thought about making myself breakfast." Both genin's stomachs rumbled. He chuckled at their faces.

"Here." He gave them both an onigori. "It's not much but you will have something in your stomach."

"For once….thanks." Sasuke said. Sakura looked at him like he grew another head.

"Do you think sensei's going to be angry at us?" She looked around and took a bite of the rice ball.

Naruto stuffed his hands in his pockets. "No, he will be here in five minutes." When they finished, Kakashi appeared.

"Yo. Gomen, a black cat crossed my path an-"

"Sensei, save your excuses because there is no use in explaining." Naruto pointed at Sakura ready to attack him.

"Hai…Hai!" He raised his hands in defense. "We are going to do the test which has a sixty percent chance of failing. You will get these two bells from me." Kakashi pointed to the bells tied to his belt.

"Why is there only two?" Sakura asked. Naruto is lost in thought.

"The two who retrieve the bells will eat lunch while the other is tied to a post watching. That person will fail and be sent back to the academy."

Sakura gasped and Sasuke was shocked. 'No wonder he told us not to eat anything.' Naruto thought. Then he saw the two's faces. 'How could they be that stupid and they called me an idiot! There is no such thing as two man teams with a sensei.'

"When I say start you come like you want to kill me." They nodded. "Okay then…Begin!"

They all hid in the bushes or trees. Naruto was in a tree staring at his sensei. 'I'll just hide here until the time is right. Might as well take a nap.'

Kakashi scanned the clearing. All of a sudden, he sees Sasuke. He charged at Kakashi doing a few hand seals. "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu." He exhaled a big ball of fire.

In his place, a log burned from the attack. "Shit Kawarimi." Sasuke looked around the field. Behind? Above? Wait, maybe… Hands came out from under him. "Shinjuu Zanshu no Jutsu."

Naruto laughed but quickly covered his mouth when Sasuke is buried in the ground from the neck down. The raven haired boy's eyebrow twitched with annoyance watching Kakashi reading Icha Icha Paradise in front of him.

"Don't rush things Sasuke." Kakashi tsked.

He made his way to the forest. "Hey don't leave me here!" Sasuke yelled, feeling his cheeks heat up.

Sakura saw Kakashi reading his book. 'Great he didn't saw me!'

"Sakura, behind you." Kakashi said.

"Awaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!" She jumped and ran through the forest.

Sakura had a kunai in hand ready to attack if she saw her sensei again. "S-Sakura."

She turned around. "Sasuke it's you and w-" She stopped in mid sentence as she saw him. Blood dripped on his forehead as kunai and shuriken were stuck all over his body. One leg was in a strange angle. "Eiyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"

You could hear a scream all over the forest followed by a thud. Naruto's belly ached from laughing. 'Oops I think I over did it.' Kakashi thought with a sigh. 'It only is a simple genjutsu.'

When Sakura woke up, she explores the forest. She went to a clearing when she heard a voice. "Sakura could you help me out of here?" The kunoichi stared in shock only seeing Sasuke's head and fainted. Naruto was in hysterics and almost fell out of the tree.

'Its time for me to go in.' He stopped abruptly. Kakashi was reading his novel. "Two down, one to go."

Naruto went down to investigate and saw something shiny by the tree. He picked it up and noticed that it is a bell. "YES!!!"

All of a sudden, a rope tightened around his leg and hoisted him up until he is upside down. He struggled trying to get down with no use. Kakashi shook his head as he walked by. "You really fell for obvious traps." The blond stuck out his tongue leaving a stunned jounin.

He spotted an orange and blond blur run from behind the bushes. "Hey scarecrow-sensei! Do you want your ass kicked?" Naruto yelled in a distance.

'Scarecrow?' Kakashi's eyebrow twitched in annoyance.

"Don't look at me like that sensei. It's true that your name means scarecrow." Naruto stuck out his tongue. Then, he sped towards him. The blond threw a chakra enhanced punch. Kakashi blocked but he winced when it hit him. Naruto is a blur with his punches and kicks. They separated and the silver haired nin put Icha Icha Paradise back in his pouch.

"Where did you learn to fight like that?"

"Hmmm…I don't know. You should pay attention next time." Naruto held up two bells and shook them to prove it.

Kakashi has his mouth hanging but you can't tell because of his mask.

"Bye..Bye!" Naruto ran towards the forest. He found Sakura still unconscious and put one bell in her hand. He narrowed his eyes and stared at Sasuke who was neck deep in the soil. Naruto threw the bell in the grass. Sasuke didn't see it.

"Need help teme?"

"No not from you!"

"Oh well. I'll see you later."

"Wait…I need help!"

Naruto grinned and pulled him out. "Oh look. I think I see a bell. Kakashi must have dropped it." Sasuke immediately got the bell from the ground.

"It looks like I don't pass. I am going to be tied to the log. I'm never going to get the bell." Naruto sighed, his blue eyes dancing with amusement.

Kakashi went to the clearing. Sakura woke up and felt like she had something in her hand. "A bell! I passed!" Sakura yelled.

"Looks like I'll be tied to a log…Kakashi-sensei." Naruto smirked innocently. The jounin had a strange face on. 'I think he gets the meaning of the test. Do the others get the test?'

They tied him to a log. "Do not think about feeding him!" Kakashi said and left in a pile of leaves.

Sasuke and Sakura ate their lunch. Sasuke looked at Naruto and handed him his lunch. "Here, dobe."

"Sasuke-kun. Kakashi-sensei told us not to feed him."

"He helped us by giving us breakfast when sensei told us not to. We owe him."

Naruto had a smug face. Sakura nodded and tried to feed him.

"You three!" They turned to see Kakashi with thunder in the background. "You broke the rules now you should be punished." The wind howled and lightning struck the earth.

Sakura covered her eyes and Sasuke was ready to fight. Naruto frowned in disappointment. "Kakashi-sensei, let me tell you something. We are a three-man team! There was never a two man genin team in Konoha!"

The group stared at Naruto in silence. "He's right. We are a team." Sasuke said finally.

"Yeah!" Sakura yelled.

"Oh…you pass." Kakashi smiled. Naruto grinned. Sakura stared and Sasuke smirked.

"Yes!"

"Ninja who don't follow the rules are scum but people who abandon their friends are worse than scum. Meet at the hokage tower for your first mission."

The ropes cut themselves and Naruto's had a claw like hand but then the claws shrank to regular nails. Luckily, no one saw it. "I'm going home." Naruto and Kakashi said at the same time. They turned to leave.

"Ehhh?"

Naruto smiled. 'I'm such a genius.' He had a pouch for regular weapons and another on his waist for his custom weapons. He wore his Anbu outfit, with a few hidden weapons.

Naruto wants to get a simple A rank mission before he does genin missions tommorrow. Some newcomers stared at him as he went to the hokage office. Knock-knock. "Come in." Kitsune went inside.

"Sandaime-sama, are there any missions? " The Third glanced at him and rumaged though his desk. There is an assassination mission in a town near here. Another is spying, there's also an investigation mission, and two track and capture missions. Take your pick."

Fox thought for a second. "The first one. The others take too long. I'll either do it later on or have my subordinates do them."

Sarutobi breathed in his pipe and handed him a folder. " You wanted to be back tommorrow, ne?" Kitsune nodded.

"Boring D ranked missions. I wonder how genin survive this kind of work."

"There wouldn't be anyone doing these missions if there are no genin." The hokage joked. "You may leave. Good luck."

The masked blond opened the door to see Kakashi. He nodded in acknowledgement and left with his scarf trailing behind him. Kakashi stared for a moment before going in the office.

Naruto plopped on his bed after a shower. A mop of blond hair covered his face as he checked the clock. ' Ugh...2:15 am.' He turned to see the full moon. 'This my last real mission...for now.' He added before he fell asleep.

Is it Good? Bad? I'm thinking of changing it back to Naruto's POV...actually I'm changing it.

Kitsune was doing paperwork as Kame stared at his captain. "I always wanted to ask you something, teicho-sama."

"What Kame?"

"Why are you short?" He could hear a pen break.

"None of your business. I'm just...young." Kitsune hung his head. "Does that make me weak?"

"Gomen, Teicho! You are not! You are a strong captain!" Turtle bowed over and over.

"The damage is done, Kame." Urufu said patted him on the back. Kitsune laughed under his mask. 'They are so gullible.'

NarutoFox/Kitsune

Kame/turtle

Urufu/Wolf

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