Project: Konoha
Naruto yawned in his desk. After his encounter with Kakashi, he decided it would be fine if he knew. Tommorrow is team missions again so Naruto decided to relax in the peace and quiet of Anbu HQ until…
"Hokage-sama, told me to give this mission to you." Urufu had a file in her hand.
"What's the rank?" Kitsune sighed.
"He called it a 'SS rank mission.'" She tossed the file over to her captain.
Kitsune stared at the paper. "NANI?! THIS IS A MISSION?!"
"I'm sorry. It's personal. What's your plan, teichou?"
He stood up from his chair. "Kuma and Kame has a day off so I trust you to help me. You will hide in the shadows and I will personally watch him."
"There are other members in the Anbu. Why me? What do you mean personally?"
"The other members wouldn't even take this job. Anyway, the ones who like to do anything are either off or in a mission. I will not wear my Anbu gear or mask when I watch him. I'm a kid too so I'll relate to him well. Damn, I know I follow hokage-sama's orders but this is ridiculous."
"Hmmm…"
"You are dismissed. Meet in the hokage office at noon."
"Hai!" Urufu turned and went out of the door.
Kitsune skimmed through the pictures. 'Pretty much…we have to babysit the hokage's honorable grandson. Troublesome kid.'
Naruto's POV
We are in the hokage's office and Urufu apparently never seen what I look like before. She still respected me, a kid and the jailor of the legendary Kyuubi no Yoko.
"Don't worry teichou. I don't hate you for anything." Urufu said.
"Arigato, Urufu."
Sarutobi cleared his throat. "He will be coming any minute. Urufu, you can start by going now."
She nodded and disappeared in thin air.
"Why didn't you let genin do this mission?"
"You can't just do A and S rank missions. You may be strong but you are still a kid. You must do normal things your age. Besides that, it is for his own good…."
"I'm ok with it." I lied. Deep down I'm beyond annoyed.
"Don't worry. You'll benefit from this."
"Jiji-sama, everything you say has a hidden meaning in it. Whatever…How am I going to keep an eye on the brat?" I said.
"It's pretty easy. He will just follow you like a puppy. You'll see. Konohamaru is coming in 3….2…1."
A boy burst into the room with a kunai in hand. "Fight me, jiji-san!" He ran towards is grandfather but then tripped on his long scarf. Thud! My sweat dropped and can tell Urufu is snickering.
"Hey you! You tripped me!" Konohamaru yelled.
"I didn't have to move. You just tripped. It's not my fault you're a klutz" I put a finger in my ear.
"That's the Third's grandson!" Ebisu barged in.
"I'm not that dumb, asshole." I spat. "Do you enjoy stating the obvious?"
"Why you!"
The hokage sighed. "Don't do anything stupid, Naruto."
"You tripped me!" Konohamaru yelled. I grabbed him by the scarf.
"Will you shut up?!"
"Go ahead punch me!" He smiled taunting me.
I give a good punch to the top of his head.
"Itai…You weren't supposed do that!"
"You asked for it moron!"
"NANI?" The tutor yelled.
We continued bickering until I cooled down. I then turned to the Sandaime. "I apologize jiji-sama. I'm going."
"20 percent from his father…the rest of his attitude from his mother." Sarutobi muttered to himself. I raised an eyebrow. Is he talking about me?
My eyebrow twitched in annoyance. This is easier than I thought. I walked by a fence and I saw one part in particular that is sideways. "Konohamaru…"
He dropped the 'camoflage' with a smile. "Impressive…"
I almost fell on the road. "Eh?"
"Boss! Can you teach me Oiroke no Jutsu that you defeated jiji-san with?"
I stared at him. I didn't use that technique only in emergencies. "I used that technique in my early years when your grandfather taught me."
"Sugoi! You were trained by him? Teach me!" I don't think it'll hurt to do it.
"No I'm not going to teach you that unless…."
"Unless?"
"….You keep that a secret. I don't want anyone to know I was taught by the Third." You are going down old man!
"Promise!"
I'm sorry Urufu…. "I use it against perverted people 'like the famous Toad Hermit.'"
"Uh huh!"
"Oiroke no jutsu." I transformed into a beautiful naked girl with smoke covering the private parts. Then, I dispelled it. Konohamaru looked at me with determination in his eyes.
"You better not turn into a pervert." I scratched my face hiding my blush. Urufu is going to kill me. She's going to murder me one day.
"Your turn."
"Henge!" He turned into a…man? Woman? I glared at him. "No way! More beautiful and slender." Konohamaru turned back to normal.
A giant rock hit me in the head. "Itai…"
"What?"
"Nothing." I wiped a tear from my eye. I could feel a glare burning me on my back.
We sat on a log. "Here." I gave him a can of soda.
"Thanks.." Konohamaru took it but he still stared at the ground.
"Why do you want to beat your grandfather so badly?"
"My grandfather named me Konohamaru after the village. The villagers only see me as the honorable grandson and they don't call me Konohamaru. That's why I want to be hokage because they don't see me as me."
I grinned. "You have the same dream as me." Then it faded. "Do expect it to be that easy?"
"Yes!"
"Wrong! You have to work hard and get yourself stronger to protect the village in order to earn the title. Do you really think it is so easy so a brat might take it?"
"…."
"There is a long list you have to accomplish. I'll just summarize it for your little head. Respect…strength….knowledge….but mostly the will of fire." I smiled when Sandaime told him those words.
Flashback no Jutsu
Sarutobi and young Naruto trained near the rock heads. Now they sit on top of the Fourth's head. The blond boy pouted, "If I beat you, does that mean I automatically become hokage?"
"No…it takes more then that. It takes experience to earn a title. I am a man who knows over 1000 jutsus remember?"
"Is it just that? I am not really a genius."
"Don't say that. That is why you learn. It takes more than skill. Orochimaru doesn't understand this so that's why he didn't become hokage. There is a long list of things like strength and knowledge.Dedication…Courage… There is also respect, which you have to gain from the people. More importantly the Will of Fire."
"Will of Fire?"
"Fighting for something important with your life. You can do anything if you keep that in mind. That's really the words to describe it."
Naruto frowned. "That's the corniest thing I ever heard…but I'll follow your advise. I'm going to be as strong as the Fourth…no..I'm going to surpass all of them!"
Sarutobi sighed. "Weren't you even listening to what I'm saying?"
"Yes…I am…" The boy grinned. "...because I want to be the best."
Kai!
"Hey. Are you lost in thought or something?" He waved his hand in front of my face. "What are you saying?"
"You have to beat me." I watched Konohamaru's reaction intently.
"Get away from the honorable grandson!" I narrowed my eyes and spotted a figure standing on a branch. "Ebisu." I scowled. Those eyes….
I glared at the man. "Let's go! That demon might corrupt you!" He pulled him by the scarf.
"No!!"
I sighed. I should have brought a camera. Konohamaru struggled to get free. "Take this. Oiroke no jutsu!" He turned into a woman doing poses and smoke covering her privates. Ebisu only flinched. He transformed back. "Didn't work?"
"What? It will not work on me!"
"You are blushing…
"I'm a gentlemen."
"Pervert…"
Ebisu gave up. "Get away from that boy. You'll turn stupid."
A vein popped in my forehead. "I'm…not…stupid. Kage Bunshin no Jutsu."
Many clones of me appeared. "You think that's going to work on me?"
I smiled. "Whatever. Henge!" My clones turned to naked women and tackled Ebisu. He blushed, then turned red, and finally flew away with a major nosebleed.
My clones dispersed and I laughed my head off. "…And that's Harem no Jutsu."
Switch POV
Unknown to them the hokage fainted from blood loss.
"This is the most fun I had in ages!" Naruto chukled.
"Huh?" Konohamaru looked at him questionally.
"Nothing.."
"Ok then I'll just carry you to the hokage's office." Naruto got him on his back.
"What about Ebisu?" Konohamaru said.
"Umm…" Naruto looked at the man on the ground twitching. "Just leave him there."
He continued walking. "It's ok to be afraid."
"No..I'm not afraid. That is so awesome! You beat that man like nothing!" He yelled.
Naruto sweat dropped. "Damn.."
"What?"
"You are going to rant on and on about how cool I am..then you are going to say teach me!" Naruto put him on the ground. Konohamaru looked at him angerly. "Yes and why the hell would I want to get taught from you. I want to do it myself this time. I'm going to beat you.nii-san."
"Whatever brat." Naruto went inside the hokage tower with an annoyed look. 'When did he call me that?'
They went to the office. Sarutobi expected them. "Who the freaking hell is that man?" Naruto said as he walked in.
"Ebisu. He is an elite jounin and Konohamaru's tutor. He teaches hokage candidates."
"Ok we get that he wants to have it his way and stuff. Wait.. how do you know who the man I am talking about."
"Confidential…"
"Did any of his students get to be hokage?"
"No comment."
"Is there anything else?"
"Nope."
"Are you not going to pay for my ramen?"
"Yes. You actually think that will work?"
"Damn…." Naruto crossed his arms.
"I know you to well, Naruto." Sandaime sighed.
"Fine…I'll stop with the mind games."
"I'm in the room here!" Konohamaru felt left out.
"Gomen…"
"You are dismissed anyway, Naruto."
"See you Konohamaru….jiji-sama….and Urufu meet at headquarters."
Before he closed the door he could see Konohamaru's clueless face. Priceless.
Naruto stared nervously. "We did a great job….right?"
"Teichou…" She sent intense killer intent.
"Eeeeek!"
"Perverted jutsu?! You taught him that # jutsu!" Urufu yelled.
Kuma and Nezumi barged in. "I thought I heard a scr-what happened to teichou?!"
Kitsune was knocked out on his desk with his fox mask loosely on his face.
"Teichou did a perverted jutsu in front of me!"
"Where? Why do you make a big deal about that?" Urufu returned a glare.
"I'm a girl!"
"I didn't noticed." Kuma said sarcastically. Slap!
Nezumi curiously lifted Kitsune's mask but then Urufu put it back down. "You wouldn't want to see. He's hideous."
"Is he really ugly?"
"No…black eye."
Feel the wrath of Urufu! XP Thanks for voting and commenting! I understand that people want some of them to be sister like to Naruto. I kind of agree but you never know.One more chapter until pairing.
Tenten/IIII
Hinata/II
Sakura/0
Ino/I
Tayuya/II
OC/III
Here's a little description of some of the Anbu characters. We all know our lovable Kitsune but what about the others?
Urufu(wolf)
Hair: Black hair that goes down to her shoulder blades
She's the only girl other than Nezumi and Kijuuki. All we know is that she is about sixteen. Urufu is the second in command (to Naruto's displeasure)
Kuma(bear)
Hair:Brunette and slightly spiky
He has a bulky build and towers over Naruto. He acts dumb some times.
Kame(turtle)
Hair:Brunette
He is eager to follow orders. He gets on peoples nerves...
Nezumi(mouse)
Hair: Chocolate brown that is tied in a ponytail
Clan: Nara
She is not lazy like Shikamaru. She is childish and overly curious for her own good…
Kijuuki(crane)
Hair: Strawberry blonde that goes all the way to the waist
She is kind and is friends with Urufu. She prefers healing rather than fighting.
That's that! Please Review! Ja Ne!