3. So the Cravings Begin
I got home and started chatting with Edward. "How does that thing feel?" He asked "Like I'm lifting weights with my back, which by the way is killing me, so thanks for you support." I yelled. "Sorry, it's the hormones." I said. "I understand. No need to apologize, Bella."
"Let's see whats on TV."
"Sure thing, Love."
Then we went in the living room and sat on the couch. He grabbed the remote to turn on the TV. Just as it turned on, a commercial for Wendy's came on. The big, juicy burger made my mouth water. "Edward! Pleasssse! Get it for me!" he jumped up from the couch. "Get what?"
"The burger, from Wendy's"
"Sorry, but I have no idea where a Wendy's even is." He said sitting back down. I broke out in tears. "Oh no, Bella, I'm sorry, please don't cry." He said holding me close. Just then his phone rang. He picked up and looked at the screen. "It's Alice." He said as he put it on speaker. "Hello."he said. "How could you Edward!? You made Bella cry! All she asked for was a burger--" she yelled until I interupted her.
"And a frosty!" I said. "You didn't ask for a frosty!" he said. "Well now I want one, Okay!?" I said tears flowing freely again. "I'm sorry, Okay? I'll get your burger and your frosty!" He said trying to calm me down. "Really?" I asked smiling. "Yup." He said. "I'm going now." Alice said quickly before she hung up.
He walked out the door just as the commercial for chick-fil-a came on. All of those little chicken nuggets would be delicious. I ran to the phone , and suprisingly I didn't trip once. I quickly dialed Edward's number. "Hello."he answered on the first ring. "I need them Edward! I need them quick!"
"Need what?"
"Chick-fil-a chicken nuggets!"
"What!?"
I started crying yet again. Stupid hormones. "They're just so good." I said between sobs.
"Fine. I'll get you chicken nuggets. Just stop crying."
"Okay! Thanks Edward. I love you,"
"Bye Bella."
"Bye Eddy-poo"
"What did you just call me!?"
" Eddy-poo."
"Why?"
"I don't know."
"My name is Edward not Eddy-poo."
"Okay. Bye Edward."
"Bye Bella."
When Edward finally got back. I ran up to him, kissed him quickly, and grabbed my food. "WHAT IS THIS!? THIS FROSTY IS STRAWBERRY! I WANTED CHOCOLATE! YOU'RE A HORRIBLE FATHER. CAN'T EVEN GET THE BABY WHAT IT WANTS!" I took the lid off the frosty and threw it right at Edward. Suprisingly, it hit him right in the chest and got all over him. Just then Charlie walked in, looking suspious. "Why exactly can I hear Bella yelling from in my car? Why exactly are you covered in frosty? And why exactly does Bella look like she's about to give birth?" he asked Edward. "If you want me to answer that in order, Bella is mad because I got her a strawberry frosty instead of a chocolate one. She decided to throw it at me so now I'm covered in a frosty I had to drive all the way to Seattle to get and we have to do a project for health class that involves teaching us to be responsible parents that results in a bunch of hormonal girls with cravings and moodswings,crazy mechanical babies that never stop crying, and boys that are so annoyed they want to pull their hair out. Did that answer all your questions?" he said calmly. "Yes, but are your sisters doing this project too? If they are they could help Bella you know?" Charlie said slightly panicked. The part about moodswings and cravings probably scared him. " Alice and Rosalie are 'pregnant' too. I'm sure Alice would love to have Bella at our house for the next two weeks. I'll call her right now."
He took out his phone and dialed Alice's cell phone number and put her on speaker. "Hello."she answered. "Hey Alice. Charlie said Bella could spend the next two week at our house."
"Yay! Slumber party! We need to go shopping for all the stuff and--"
"Alice!" I yelled. "Can't we do this tomorrow?"
"Fine, just come over."
"Okay, Bye"
"Bye-bye!"
"That was weird." Charlie said.
"I need to pack."
"Okay, Bells. See you in a couple of weeks. I'm going to bed."
