A/N sorry it took so long to update. I'm in sixth grade and have to cover both sixth and seventh grade standards. TOO MUCH HOMEWORK. I want to say thanks to Horsewhisperer990 for the great suggestions. I liked #3 . So here's ch. 5!
5. Yes, the Fireworks Were a Bad Idea
Bpov
"AHHHHHHHHH!" That woke me up. "What's going on?" I asked. I sounded horrible from the lack off sleep due to this stupid belly. I can't wait till I get the baby! It will be so cute! Wait a second what am I thinking!? These mood swings are crazy. From annoyed to motherly. "Nothing, Love. Just go back to sleep." Edward said. "AHHH!! ROSE PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!" Someone screamed from downstairs. "I'm gonna kill you if you don't shut the heck up!" Edward yelled. That doesn't sound like nothing and I can't go back to sleep." I said. I tried to get out of bed, but I rolled over the edge yet again. Edward grabbed me before I had hit my face. "Hungry?" he asked. "No. I'm sorry for earlier. It was a major craving and the hormones are out of whack." I said. I was crazy with the emotions. It must of drove Jasper out of his mind. "I understand. I'm the guilty one who made you cry." he said. He always took the blame. That annoyed me, but he cared so much. "I love you so much, Edward, but what is going on downstairs?" I was curious about who was screaming. Wait a second… EMMETT! " Emmett decided to play with fireworks."he said, sounding annoyed. "What did he do this time that would make Rosalie so mad?" I asked.
"Well…"
"What?"
"He wants to do … something… with Rose. He put some sparklers in their room to kind of… set the mood for that something. So the sparklers lit Rosalie's favorite dress on fire. He screamed for awhile and when he finally decided to use his brain and get a fire extinguisher the dress was gone."
"Wow. Rosalie's gonna kill him."
"And Esme."
"Why Esme?"
"Cause the fire burnt a hole through the floor."
"Emmett will get killed before he can even use his partially defective brain again. Edward?"
"Yes, Love?"
"I'm hungry now, for some ice cream."
"I wouldn't go down there if I were you."
"BUT I WANT SOME ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW!" Alice ran in then. "Edward! You have to get her some ice cream fast! I've seen what would happen if you don't and it's not pretty! Trust me, no see the vision in my mind!" she yelled. I was fuming. Jasper came in then. "Edward! Too much anger! Do something because that is too much to handle! All the anger is directed strait at you so I want to rip your head off!" He yelled. He ran into the corner, put his head between his knees and rocked. Edward just stood there looking dumbstruck. "Don't just stand there! Do something!" Alice yelled. "Okay! You and Jasper should go tell Rose and Emmett to take it outside before they destroy the house and get in more trouble with Esme and Carlisle or get killed by--" Edward was cut off by a big bang downstairs. "Too late." he said "Anyways, I would then take Bella down for ice cream and everyone's happy… except Emmett and Rosalie." he said. "Does that mean I'm gonna get some ice cream?" I said happily. "Yes, Love. You'll just need to wait a second… nevermind. There already wrestling in Esme's garden. Oh crap. Esme is gonna be mad. So you can have your ice cream now, as long as you don't look out the window." he said. "Yay!" I yelled as I started running down the steps. Surprisingly, I didn't trip at all. I ran to the freezer, and grabbed some mint chocolate chip ice cream. Alice must have seen me wanting it. "AHHHHHHHHH!!" I heard from outside. I saw Rose beating the crap out of Emmett. I started laughing hysterically. I saw Jasper roll down the steps laughing. Then Edward came laughing down the stairs. Alice came down with her feet instead of rolling. "Why is everyone laughing…" she took one look out the window and was rolling on the floor laughing. My laughter started to cease. Then Alice's and when we both stopped laughing so did Jasper and Edward. "Why did you to start laughing before you even saw Emmett and Rosalie?"
"Well I felt your humored feeling so it made me start laughing too." Jasper said.
"And I was eavesdropping in Jasper's mind and--"
"What!?" Jasper yelled.
"Any way, I was listening to Jasper's thoughts when you started laughing so I felt the same way that Jasper did." Edward said.
"Ok say what do you want to do? I know! Everyone gets a piece of paper. You will write down 3 things you want to do. Now… GO!" I said. I got my sheet and started writing.
I stared at the paper as I thought. I wrote down what came to mid first.
1. Listen to Edward play piano.
2. Watch Emmett get beat up by Rose.
3. Go out to dinner with Edward.
"Okay, Everyone trade papers." I traded with Alice.
Bella Barbie
Watch Emmett get the crap beat out of him by Rose
Maternity fashion show
"Trade again." I said, taking Edward's paper from Jasper.
Hang out (With Bella)
Listen to my cds (With Bella)
Watch Rose kill Emmett (With Bella)
"Okay trade one more time." I said taking Jasper's paper from Alice.
1. Alice
2. Truth or Dare
3. Watch Rose and Esme (Whenever she gets back) beat up Emmett
"I guess we'll watch Rose and Emmett work out there issues. Who wants to get me some popcorn?"
Thanks again to Horsewhisperer990 for the great idea.