Alice:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROSALIE!!
Rosalie:
Aww thanks Alice.
Edward:
Bella and I bought you the best gift ever!
Rosalie:
Oh Bella's coming??
Edward:
YUP!
Rosalie:
-Sarcastically- Yipee.
Emmett:
Hey Rosie Posie!
Rosalie:
Hey Teddy Bear!!
Edward:
Oh God.
Emmett:
Happy Birthday -Kisses Rosalie-
Rosalie:
Mmmmmm….
Jasper enters.
Jasper:
Oh not again! I came in at the wrong time.
Rosalie:
-Pulls away- Meanie. It's my birthday, so I can do what I want!!
Bella enters.
Bella:
Erm, happy birthday Rosalie.
Rosalie:
Like slap Bella for instance -Raises hand-
Edward:
-Catches hand- Rosalie…
Bella stares at Rosalie in shock.
The day passes uneventfully until that night when the party begins.
Rosalie:
How old am I now??
Edward:
Well in real life 93, but we're just gonna say 19.
Rosalie:
93??
Edward:
You look 18, calm down.
The doorbell rings, then about 20 crazed teenagers come through the door. Soon, around 80 flood the house. The party begins.
Emmett:
Do you want to open presents now??
Rosalie:
Okay, sure.
Jasper and Alice:
OPEN MINE FIRST!!
Rosalie:
Okay. -Opens gift-
Rosalie:
Oh that's so cool! It's Coach perfume.
Edward:
Coach is yucky.
Rosalie:
Shut up Edward.
Emmett:
Open mine now.
Rosalie:
Sure. -Opens gift- Oh wow! It's a brand new stereo system!
Edward:
Mine's cooler.
Rosalie:
Edward, I'm going to kill you.
Carlisle:
Why don't you open mine and Esme's?
Rosalie:
Sure. - Opens gift – Ooh, Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses.
Edward:
You can't be out in the sun.
Rosalie:
-Stands up- Edward!! Like yours is gonna be any better!!
Edward:
Actually, Bella picked it out.
Bella:
-Shakes head- No I didn't.
Edward:
Hush. -Hands Rosalie gift-
Rosalie:
-Opens gift- A candle?? That's your amazing gift??
Edward:
Not just a candle. A scented candle.
Rosalie:
Yeah, the other stuff is better.
Edward:
-Grabs Bella and walks away- You'll see.
After a great night of dancing and cake and flashing lights, the party ends. Rosalie says goodnight to everyone then heads upstairs to her and Emmett's room with her gifts. Emmett is already in the room waiting for her.
Emmett:
You wanna hook up the stereo?!
Rosalie:
Sure.
They hook up the stereo.
Emmett:
Why don't you light that candle?
Rosalie:
Whatever, this is a stupid gift.
Emmett:
-Shrugs- You'll use it won't you??
Rosalie:
I guess. -Lights candle-
Emmett:
OH! THAT SMELLS AWFUL!!
Rosalie:
Are you kidding me?? It smells like vanilla!
Emmett:
Stupid human substance.
Rosalie:
Why haven't I ever bought a scented candle before??
Emmett:
I don't know!
Rosalie:
THIS IS GREAT!!
Emmett:
Okay Rose, I get the point.
Rosalie:
It's like freshly baked cookies!!
Emmett:
Ok Rose.
Rosalie:
I could bathe in this scent!!
Emmett:
Okay Rosalie, shut up now.
Rosalie:
HOLY CRAP!! I LOVE SCENTED CANDLES!!
By the next week, Rosalie had bought 27 different scented candles and Emmett had had to move into the den because the scent had made him nauseous.
Edward:
-Smug- Rosalie, I'm sorry I didn't get you a better gift.
Rosalie:
Shut up, I'm still going to kill you.
Moral: Scented candles are amazing.