Bella's POV:
I had just entered the Cullen household. No one was to be seen except for Alice who was watching TV. "Hey Alice! Whatcha watchin?" I asked.
Alice's POV:
I was minding my own business and then the mortal comes up and starts bugging me. "American Idol reruns," I said icily. "OMG! IT'S CHRIS DAUGHTRY!! HE'S THE BEST!!"
"Totally," Bella said.
Edward's POV:
I walked into the room because I heard Alice thinking about Bella coming over. They were saying stuff about American Idol. "What are you guys talking about?" I asked.
"Chris Daughtry's awesomeness," Alice said.
"Pfffff," I laughed, "what have you been smoking? Katherine McPhee is the best. Plus, she's soooo sexy." Then, Bella came up and slapped me. It didn't hurt. She was weak.
Rosalie's POV:
I walked into the room to glare at Bella. But then I overheard Edward saying some nonsense about how Katherine McPhee was the best. He worried me at times. "Are you guys cereal?" I asked. "Kelly Clarkson is BEAST!! She has girl power. Chris Daughtry and Katherine McPhee suck compared to her." Then Alice came up and pulled my hair. It got all frizzy, which made me angry. I ran and tried to jump on her, but I missed. I landed on a lamp – it hurt. Then, I noticed I had broken a nail. It was on!
Jasper's POV:
I enter the room at all the wrong times. I came into the room to find Rosalie holding Alice above her head screaming something about a chipped nail. I looked over at Edward and Bella – they were making out. Again. But then, I heard the two sacred words 'American Idol.' "CARRIE UNDERWOOD OWNS!!" I screamed. Everyone looked at me like they had just found out I had herpes or something (which I don't, or do I?) Then, they all charged at me and knocked me to the floor. Even Alice! That traitor.
Emmett's POV:
Esme had just bought me the coolest pair of Superman undies eva!! I looked so hood! I had gone into the room to show off my amazing underwear (I even added multicolored spandex and a cape to the look. Why, you ask. Because I'm sexy and I can do what I want.) "HEY GUYS!" I screamed. "LOOK! I'M SPAN MAN!!" They looked up. Rosalie ran out of the room in tears. She was screaming something about how I didn't care about her and her reputation. Screw her reputation. Then I heard my two favorite words, 'American Idol.' OMG!! That show is like… better than grizzly bear blood! Just kidding – that stuff is delicious. But anyways, I couldn't contain myself, I screamed out "SANJAYA IS THE MOST AMAZING CONTESTANT EVA!! PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF HIS HAIR, BUT I THINK IT MAKES HIM LOOK SCHMEXY!!" Edward just glared at me. Bella looked scared. Alice and Jasper laughed. And Rosalie… she was still screaming from upstairs.
Alice's POV:
I couldn't understand why I couldn't just watch my show in peace. But I had to admit, it was pretty funny watching Emmett running around in his Span Man suit. Well anyways, Chris Daughtry owns.
WOO! That was definitely my favorite one. I love Emmett. It's so fun to make him look like a total idiot. This is for my friends who are rolling their eyes at me right now. I'M SPAN MAN!! WHOOSH!!