"Let's run away together right now, Hermione!" said Ron excitedly.

"Noo…." Said Hermione. "Ron, do you seriously think our families would appreciate us running away and not inviting them to our wedding? Hmm?"

"Uhh…. Well, I hadn't really thought of that I guess…. Wait! You want to get married????" Yelled Ron, startling Mrs. Granger causing her to want to run up the stairs, and find out what was going on.

The door burst open. "Hermione, what is all the noise?" She asked smirking.

"I'm sorry, Mother." Said Hermione trying to explain. "It's Ron. He is only overreacting."

"Weeeeellll," said Mrs. Granger. "I heard someone say something about a wedding… Not that I was listening!! You two are just not using your inside voices today I expect…"

Ron just sat there in shocked silence. He had never heard Mrs. Granger talk this much in his life! He didn't know she COULD.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Mum. Ron just stopped by for a visit… I'm sorry he didn't use the door…" Whispered Hermione giddily, and not sounding very sorry at all.

"Oh that is all right." Smiled Mrs. Granger staring at Ron while she spoke. "But I think it's getting a bit hot up here. Maybe you two should...um… leave the door opened?"

"Yes, alright." Said Hermione with a knowing look to her Mother, and then turned and rolled her eyes at Ron as her mother walked out the door.

"So… What were you saying about marrying me?" whispered Ron with a huge grin.

"Well, isn't that what you were implying by 'running away together'?"

"Oh..well, yeah, but I didn't know how you felt! Glad I do know, though."

"We will most certainly NOT run away together." Hermione hissed silently with a grin identically huge to Ron's. "You may propose if you'd like right now so we can announce we're getting marrie—"

Just then the sound of a gigantic CRACK filled the room. And there stood… Winkey (because Dobby is dead. Sorry folks :D)!!!

"Winkey must warn Ron, sir! You can't marry that lady! Because Winkey never told Ron, sir… WINKEY LOVES YOU TOO MUCH!!!!" And at that Winkey bust into HORRIBLE screaming cries of loooove!

Ron was flat on his back from the shock. WHAT THE HECK DID A HOUSE ELF FALL IN LOVE WITH ME FOR?? Thought Ron. This is just so so so….. WONDERFUL!!!!!

"Winkey!!!" shouted Hermione. "I stood up for you to Mr. Crouch in my fourth year and THIS is how you repay me?? THIS?? Winkey, just go. You need to leave my house, and stop causing all this drama."

Ron stood up and pushed Hermione away. "No, Hermione. I have changed my mind. I'm sorry, but I need a wife who can cook. And YOU are not that woman. Winkey is!"

"OH RONERKINS!!!" Screeched Winkey. "Winkey KNEW you would come to your senses someday, but with this much passion? Winkey can not take it all in, sir!!"

And at that Winkey and Ron wrapped their arms around each other, and their lips met with such passion that Hermione fled the room as fast as she could.

I've gone MENTAL! That is it…. Thought Hermione How the hell is this true?? Ron and Winkey?? I am not THAT bad of a cook… I need to go find Neville and talk to him about this.

Hermione Apperated into Neville's kitchen, where Neville had his back to her leaning over the kitchen sink.

"Hi!" Said Hermione casually.

"AHHHHSHASDKJIGLKJDFGKADGFIADSUGFIAGSD" said Neville spinning around with his wand at the ready.

Hermione took a step back. She had NO idea what Neville was about to do. "Oh I'm sorry!!! I didn't mean to startle you!"

"Oh… Sorry Hermione. I didn't know it was you…" choked Neville looking extremely embarrassed. "Um… Why are you here anyway?"

"Oh, Neville, you wont believe what has just happened at my house! Ron and Winkey are having a MAKE OUT SESSION!!!"

"Oh yeah. Well that doesn't come as a shock.." Neville said, but then seeing Hermione's shocked face had to explain. "Oh, I mean..Um… I'm really sorry, I know you sort of had a thing for him, but he DOES like a good cook."

"Well, pfft. I can learn!"

Neville shot her a knowing look.

"Alright fine I can't, but still! Ok, well, see ya later Neville." With that she apperated home… Where she found that Ron and Winkey had left, thankfully.

And they all lived happily ever after!!! Yay!