Emmett's POV:
Today Started Like Any Other Day. Like Usual I Got Bored And Decided To Bother Eddie-Poo. But First... I Ran Into Alice's Bathroom. I Dug Through The Cabinets And Drawers Until I Found It. I Found Alice's Diary Under A Pamphlet For A.I.D.S.
"Edward!!" I Screamed.
"WHAT EMMETT!!" Edward Screamed Back At Me. He Practically Spat The Words At Me.
"Well I'm SOORRY If You Don't Wanna Get Some Sweet Revenge On Alice." I Replied In A Gay Boy Tone.
"Oh Do Tell." Edward Said Amused. "Wait Never Mind I Know Now."
Eddie And I Started Planning Our Plot When Jasper Skipped Into The Room. "I Heard What Your Planning To Do And I'm Gonna Tell Alice!"
Oh Sweet Mother Of Crap!! I Quickly Grabbed Jasper By His Girly Hair And Tied Him To A Chair By His Hair. Jasper Started Screaming And Kicking The Floor. "Calm Down Or I Steal El Guapo Pablo Hernandez Junior Again!" I Whispered In His Ear With A Menacing Tone. He Quickly Calmed Down. With A Sniffle And A Sob He Disappeared In A Puff Of Smoke.
"Omg He's Magic!" Edward Screamed With Delight.
"Edward Shut Up Or Alice Will Hear You!" I Screeched At Him.
Alice Barged In And Grabbed Edward By His Ear And Screamed "Tell Me The Truth Or Dumbo Here Loses An Ear And He'll Have To Fly Around In Circles!!"
"I Will Never Tell You!" Edward Yelled.
Just Then Jasper Reappeared In A Puff Of Smoke. "OMG Jaspers Magic!" Edward Screamed. Alice Yanked On His Ear. "OW"
"Alice!! I Know Their Plan!" Jasper Said. "They Were Planning To Sell Your Diary On The Internet!"
Alice Screamed In Rage And Fury. She Yanked Off Edward's Ear And Went For Mine. I Jumped Out The Window And Ran All The Way To La Push. Jacob Started Screaming And Cussing Then He Started Chasing After Me. Eventually Alice And Jacob Lost Interest And They Went Off To Bother Sam And Emily.
I Decided To Visit Bella. I Walked In The Door To Bella's House. I See Her And Edward Running Around Looking For Super Glue, For The Incident. - Cough -
I Know It Sucks. Stay With Me It's My First Fan Fiction