Twilight and us amazing fans we know the truth!

by I'dBeSullenWithoutTheCullens

okay...This is somthing I enjoy doing and it is my first story so I thought....why not? If you have an idea for me like this then I'll gladly do it. I do pickup lines, jokes, random stuff like that in this story! Enjoy! R&R

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Edward Cullen's Top Ten Pickup Lines

10. "I have a private island. Wanna see it?"

9. "Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can't I stop dazzling people?"

8. "Cullen. Edward Cullen."

7. "Hi, I'm Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy."

6. "I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a home run with you."

5. "I'm an addict. Will you be my heroin?"

4. "Have you been drinking? Or do I intoxicate you?"

3. "Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you."

2. "My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it's Me + You."

1. "I am dead and I think I just met an angel."