Edward's POV:

Bella And I Were Sitting On The Couch Watching A Documentary On Wiener Dogs Gone Wild. I Wasn't Really Paying Attention. Charlie Would Be Home Soon. I Would Receive A Very "Warm" Welcome From Charlie.

"Bella, Love Shouldn't We Go To My House." I Said.

"SHUT UP EDWARD!" She Yelled, "I Want To See The Mating Dance Of The Wiener Dogs."

Emmett Burst Through The Door, Breaking It. "Holy String Cheese!" He Screamed. He Crawled Under The Rug Like A Dead Caterpillar. "The Mutant Wiener Dogs Are After Me!" The Floor Was Vibrating Like A Massage Chair.

"What?" I Asked.

"Look Out The Window." Emmett Replied.

Sure Enough The Yard Was Infested With Wiener Dogs, Mustached Wiener Dogs. "SWEET CRUD MUFFINS!!" Bella Screamed, "Where The Heck Did They All Come From."

"Well I Thought I Would Have Some Fun And I Let All The Wiener Dogs Loose At The Pet Store." Emmett Said.

I Wanted To Strangle Him But My Hands Wouldn't Fit Around His Fat Neck!

"We Have A Pet Store?" Bella Asked. "Bella, Do You Even Care That Charlie's Going To Be Home Any Minute And Your Yard Is Filled With Hot Dog Shaped Animals." I Asked.

A Car Door Slammed. Luckily It Was Only Alice. But, There Was A Strange Smell. Alice Walked In And A Girl With A Giant Forehead Followed. Everyone Stared Including Emmett.

"Hi, This Is My Friend Rachel." Alice Said While Motioning To Rachel.

Emmett POV:

Holy Crap!! She Has A Huge Forehead I Thought To Myself. I Decided Not To Say Anything In Fear Of What Alice Did To Edward Would Happen To Me. (Chpt. 7)

"Ummmm, Hello." Bella Murmured, "My Name Is"

" I Know Who You Are!" Rachel Screamed As She Went And Hugged Bella.

Rachel Ran Towards Edward With Her Arms Outstretched. Edward Fainted Like A Little Girl.

"Why Did He Faint?" Rachel Asked.

"Because Your Foreheads Huge!" I Exclaimed, "It Probably Scared Him."

Rachel Ran Outside Crying And The Wiener Dogs Ran In Fear Of Her Forehead. Alice Had To Chase Her And Drag Her Back Into The House. She Almost Got Away Again But We Promised That She Could Hug Edward When He Woke Up. She Jumped With Glee In Her Fan Girl Ways.

Bella And Rachel Sat Down On Top Of Edward Like He Was A Sofa.

"Emmett Why Would You Say That!" Alice Screamed.

"Only Because It's True And I Cannot Tell A Lie! Just Like That Abraham Lincoln Guy." I Said.

"That's George Washington You Idiot." Alice said.

"No It's That Guy Who Chopped Down The Peach Tree." I Said. "CHERRY TREE EMMETT!" Alice Yelled. Then She Pounced On Me. Bella Pulled Some Popcorn Out From Behind Her Back. Rachel Pulled Out A Gerard Action Figure. "Here Little Gee Eat The Popcorn." Rachel Cooed. She Shoved The Popcorn In The Doll's Face.

5 Minutes Later

"Fine Alice I Won't Say Anything About Rachel." I Said As I Rubbed My Numb Arm.

"Good." Alice Sneered.

"Bella Where Is The Paper?" I Asked.

"Office" She Said While Dressing The Gerard Doll With Rachel.

I Ran And Grabbed A Piece Of Paper And Wrote A Sign. I Took Some Tape And Stuck It To Rachel's Forehead. It Said: WORLD'S LARGEST FOREHEAD.

"Emmett!!" Alice Screamed.

"What! I Didn't Say Anything!" I Said.

Then Charlie Walked In And Fainted At The Sight Of Alice Giving Me Wedgie. I Ran Out Into The Night Once She Let Go. Then I Saw Rachel On The Sidewalk, The Sign Still Attached To Her Forehead. She Was Stroking The Gerard Doll Mumbling About My Precious. I Didn't Have Time To Concentrate Because Alice Was Chasing After Me.

Bella's POV:

I Was Looking At Edward Still Fainted On My Floor. Then At Charlie Who Fainted In The Doorway. I Saw Edward Sit Up And Rub His Head. "What Happened?" He Asked. "Oh Nothing Out Of The Ordinary." I Laughed.