Random Twilight Jokes….Yeah I AM pathetic
Edward Cullen knows all your inside jokes.
Jasper Hale will never be a therapist. He already knows how that makes you feel.
Edward Cullen doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Breaking Dawn Prediction #13: Bella will rape Edward.
Dear Jacob. I win. Sincerely, Edward.
Jacob just glared at the kids dressed as vampires, he new it was wrong but he still lied and said there was no candy left!
One of the few things Alice can't see is Chuck Norris about to roundhouse kick her.
Jasper is sexy, too sexy for his shirt, so sexy that it hurts, that's why he always looks like he's in pain.
The Volturi went into hiding when they heard Chuck Norris DOES exist.
You have to love a guy that would piss off the Volturi just for you
Thanks Stephanie. Now I'll never find a man.
Hello my name is Edward Cullen's girlfriend
What do
Edward Cullen and a Christmas tree have in common??
Their balls
are just for decoration. (HAHAHAHAHA!!!)
Edward and Bella were sitting on a bench Edward leaned over and kissed Bella she fainted he looked up at everyone including Charlie and Edwards family and said "I'm sexy"
Dear
Diary,
Today I made Carlisle feel like he was in love with
Edward… AGAIN!!
LOL
Later,
Jasper
What the Hale?!?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love Twilight
So should you
I typed in "sexy" in Google and it came up "Did you mean Edward Cullen?"