Alice's POV:
I walked down the stairs with a brilliant plan in my head. Cabo, Mexico had recently had a snowstorm that killed everyone, very tragic. The city was abandoned and still dark, HOORAY!
The first person (well not person, but whatever) I saw was Edward. "EDWARD!" I screamed.
He jumped like pansy he was. "What Alice?" he acted so mature, but he wasn't. He was only 17. PISHAH!
"WE'RE GOING TO MEXICO!!" I screamed. Again.
"Didn't they just have a snowstorm that killed everyone?" he asked.
He asked too many questions. Sometimes I just wanted to tie him to a chair and put duct over his mouth. But that would be mean. "Exactly," I said deviously
He laughed at the thought of dead people. I slapped him.
I eventually told everyone else, including Bella – which made Rosalie mad. Then, we headed out to Mexico.
Rosalie's POV:
I was pretty excited about the Cabo trip, until I found out that I was sitting next to Bella. I filed my nails the whole drive. Mexico was very dark, and cold. Perfect.
Emmett's POV:
When we got to Cabo I wanted to go swimming, but Rosalie didn't want to screw up her hair. She bugged me. So I went with the guys. The girls went to a bar.
Bella's POV:
I was being dragged to a bar even though I wasn't old enough, but Rosalie's looks would take care of that. We arrived at the bar in no time. There was only a bartender and a hot man there. Rosalie immediately went and sat down by the hot man. How dare she cheat on Emmett!
Rosalie's POV:
There was a smexy man sitting in the bar. I couldn't help but be attracted. I sat next to him. "Hey cutie, what's your name?" I asked. His eyes widened and he turned away. WhAt?! He wasn't attracted to me?! I went and sat in his lap. "Excuse me, I asked you a question!!" I sneered.
He turned to get a quick glance at my party. Alice was trying to hold Bella up. Apparently, she had had too many things to drink. Loser.
WAIT! Was he attracted to Bella?! NOOOOOOO!
Then Emmett…
Emmett's POV:
I walked into the bar to find my Rosalie in the lap of another man. "HEY PUNK!" I screamed. "HANDS OFF MY WOMAN!!" He dropped her on the floor. I laughed at her. Then she came up and slapped me.
Jasper's POV:
Haha, Rose slapped Emmett again. I laugh. MUAHAHA!! Then I saw it, The Beaver Hat. This strangely attractive man was wearing a ball cap, but not just a ball cap – oh no. This ball cap had beavers on it. "OMG!! THAT DUDE HAS BEAVERS ON HIS HAT!!"
Then he approached me, all mad and stuff. He jabbed me with his finger. Then he said it. "I'M A GIRL!!" she screamed. WHAT?? Did she just say that?
Rosalie's POV:
I felt nauseous. I just flirted with a girl!! "EMMETT!!" I screamed.
"Yes, my love?" he said. He was so attentive.
"I WANT TO GO HOME!!"
He looked at Alice. "Can we?" he asked politely. I hate polite.
"Why should we ruin the fun??"
Edward's POV:
The day had been tiring. In one arm I held a drunken Bella, in the other a Bloody Mary. YUMMYLICIOUS! I asked the bartender to make me another one in Spanish, but he was confused.
"What??" he asked.
"Don't Mexicans speak Spanish?" I asked.
He stared at me, "I suppose so, but you're in Canada kid."
CANADA?!