"I know you're in here, Gibbs. I can feel it in my gut. Gibbs?"
"Your gut?"
"Jesus, Gibbs! Yes. My gut. It works just as well as yours...but only when it wants to."
"Your gut has a mind of its own?"
"Of course, Gibbs! Take now, for instance. I've always known that you fuddle around with dark magic, but my gut tells me you're actually more of a ninja. Actually, my mind kinda agrees with my gut there. You do have some pretty awesome, sneaky, evasive skills, I must admit."
"Only gets better with age, Abs."
"Along with your looks."
"That too."
"Hold that thought. Teach me, Master."
"Teach you what?"
"Your mad ninja skills."
"Why?"
"Bert gets a bit clingy sometimes."