Alice's POV:
I had another brilliant idea. I had heard about the newest shoe style – bowling shoes. But there's only one place to find them, and I don't know where. I walked down the stairs. "EDWARD!!" I screamed when I saw him.
Again he jumped, MUAHAHA!! "ALICE!!" he screamed back, he was annoying. "WHAT?!"
I felt like I needed to scream a lot. "WELL, I SAW AN AD FOR BOWLING SHOES AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND THEM!!"
"TRY THE BOWLING ALLEY!!" he sounded annoyed. The Bowling Alley?? Where was that??
"I'M GONNA NEED YOU DRIVE ME!!"
"Bella has to come, too."
"Then Jasper comes."
"Then Emmett comes."
"Then Rosalie and Jacob come!"
"No," he said too quickly. Before he knew it, he was being dragged out by his thumbs to my car. He was followed by Bella, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie (who was mad because Bella was coming,) and Jacob with his wiener dog sweetheart.
Edward drove us to a stinky old building. We walked inside. Why were we in a haunted house? I grabbed onto Jasper. "Jasper, I'm scared!" I whispered.
"You're the one who wanted to come here," he said.
WHAT?? This was a bowling alley?? NNNNOOOO!! Then I was forced into some used shoes and given a heavy ball.
Emmett walked up to something called a lane first. He threw his heavy ball and it landed on the floorboards with a crash. He BrOkE tHe FlOoRbOaRdS!! MUAHAHA!!
Then Jacob was up. He had insisted on not using a ball, so I was scared. Then, he randomly turned into a wolf and ran towards the bowling pins. The staff of the bowling alley had to call animal control. It was funny watching Jacob and his wiener dog sweetheart being carried away by random mortals.
Then Bella was up. She rolled the ball and it immediately went into some gutter thing. This made Edward mad. He's funny when he's mad.
Then I looked over at Jasper. He was stroking his bowling ball mumbling "my precious." I laughed again.
"ALICE!!" I heard Emmett yell.
"What?!" I snapped.
"It's your turn," he said. So I walked up to this lane with my ball. I rolled the ball and it hit all the pins, knocking them over. I got mad. "WHERE DID ALL THE PINS GO?!" I screamed. Everyone was trying to explain to me that that was a good thing, but I wouldn't listen. I told everyone we were leaving. Everyone returned his or her shoes, except for me. We ran out of the bowling alley. "You'll never take me alive!" I screamed. Then Edward drove like a maniac and we arrived back at the house in twenty seconds.
Jacob was laying in our front yard (human form) cussing up a storm. I slapped him saying there were girls present. Then Emmett threw Jacob far. I don't know where he landed, but it was funny.