I Felt Bad For Making Fun Of Rachel's Forehead. P Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, I'm Writing Something To Make Up For It! xD. Oh And I Was The Girl Shaking Her Head Back And Forth. I Really Was... Scary!

Marie (P.S. Squiggles Rock!)

Alice P.O.V

Today I Wanted To Beat Emmett Up For Making Fun Of Rachel. GAWD! Then I Saw It... THE FOREHEAD! I Was Walking Down The Street When I Saw This Hobo With A Massive Forehead!! He Had A Name Tag That Said:

Hello My Name Is:

Philip.

"Come Here Philip!!" I Yelled.

I Ran Towards Philip With A Sack, Of DOOOOOM! He Ran Fast For Being Short. I Grabbed Him My His Name Tag And Shoved Him In The Bag. I Dragged Him Across The Sidewalk To My House. I Didn't Have To But... I Had To Soften Him Up. BWAHAHA!

Bella P.O.V

I Was At Edward's House, Again. Eating Fruit Loops!! But They Started Getting All Soggy! I Left It On The Counter. I Knew Esme Would Have A Heart Attack. But I Would Just Blame Jasper... Sucker! He'd Have To Spend Another Night In The Freezer. The Door Bel Rang. I Stood Up To Answer It. When I Got There Alice Was Already Standing There With Her Cell Phone Out.

"Alice, Who Was At The Door?" I Asked.

"Shut Up I'm On The Phone With Rachel!" She Answered.

"Fine."

There Was A Light Shining In My Eyes. I Looked Around. The Light Was Being Reflected Off Of A Boy's Forehead. Was That Rachel? Because His Forehead Was HUGE!!

Yet Again The Door Bell Rang. Alice Opened The Door. It Was Rachel.

"OH MY GERARD!!" Rachel Screamed. Her Forehead Was Reflecting Light Too. "It's My Long Lost Simease Twin Brother!"

"Huh?"I Said.

"Him!" She Said Pointing At The Boy With A Large Forehead. His Name Tag Said His Name Was Philip. "Except We're Not Simease Or Twins!!"

Rachel Ran To The Stereo And Pressed The Play Button. An Annoying Song Started To Play. "This Is For You Philip!" Rachel Screamed. "I Don't What They Say I'm In Love With You. Keep Keep Bleeding LOVE!!"

Anna, The Spunky Brunntte Ran In Through The Open Door Screaming, "Make It Stop! Make It Stop! It Burns!!" She Was Running Around In Circles With Her Hands Over Her Ears. Alice Slapped Her. She Fell On The Floor Twitching Amd Foam Coming Out Of Her Mouth.

Emmett Walked In And Started Cracking Up. He Was Pointing At Anna. "Looks Like Jane Found Another Victim!" He Yelled.

Edward Ran In And Slapped Him. "Emmett, Let Us Not Blame Jane. This Girl Simply Has Rabies."

"HA! She Got Rabies From Jake!" I Yelled.

"I DO NOT HAVE RABIES!" Jake Screamed From Somewhere. Upstairs?

We All Ran Upstairs. We Left Rachel Who Was Hitting On Philip And Anna Who Was Still Twitching On The Floor.

There In Rosalie And Emmett's Room Was Jake And Rosalie Sitting On The Couch Making Out. Emmett Picked Up Jake And Threw Him Out The Window. Rosalie Stood Up And Straightened Her Hair.

"Rosalie, How Could U Cheat On Emmett Again!" I Said.

" Well..-"

We Heard A Loud Yelp And A Long String Of Curse Words. We Looked Outside To Find Jacob Being Beaten By His Wiener Dog Sweetheart.

We All Started Laughing. Except Rosalie Who Was Being Dragged Out By Her Hair By Emmett. I Think He Was Going Tp Put Her Hair In The Blender Again.

(A/N: Yeah Sorry I Never Put Myself In The Story. ' I Will...Eventually...Maybe...Never...Idk.3)