A/N: Hey pallies! So… Anna here! OH YES! So I'm finally writing another fanfiction. BE HAPPY! Oh… By the way… JONATHAN IS MINE! MINE!
Bella's POV:
I was sad. I drove over to Edward's house at nine in the afternoon so he could solve my problem.
I ran into his house, "EDWARD!" I screamed.
"Yes my love?"
"Shut up," I snapped. He looked appalled. "I'm sorry, I'm just upset with Charlie."
"Why?" he asked.
"I asked Charlie if I could have a puppy, but then he beat me. But he said I could keep one at your house right before he throw cooshin at me."
"You should've called the police, Bella," he said.
"I did, but Charlie answered."
He stared at me blankly.
"What kind of dog do you want Edward?" I asked.
"Well actually, I'm allergic to dogs."
"SUCK IT UP!" I screamed. "You can sleep out in the yard."
"I DON'T SLEEP!" he screamed.
"Well then we shouldn't have a problem," I smirked.
"Hmm… LET'S ADOPT JAKE!" he squealed.
"Ok." So we drove to Jake's house. We snuck into his room and Edward threw him over his shoulder. Jake woke up and started beating Edward's back.
"Jake, you weak pansy, it doesn't hurt," Edward laughed.
"Jake, you're going to the pet store whether you like it or not," I snapped.
"Why?" he cried.
"Because you need a collar," I said.
We arrived at the pet store and walked to the collars isle.
"OOH!" Jake squealed. "Get me the pink one with sequins!"
"Okay!" I exclaimed.
We drove back to Edward's house. I was stroking Jake's hair, even though he was still in human form.
We arrived at the house. "Jake, you need to turn into a dog," I said.
"What's my motivation?" he said.
"Your motivation is not getting beat up by Emmett," I said.
Suddenly Emmett appeared out of the shadows pounding his fist against his palm.
Jake screamed. Emmett nodded and disappeared back into the shadows.
"I NEED SOMETHING TO MAKE ME ANGRY!!" Jake screamed.
"You're fat," Edward said.
Suddenly Jake's shirt, pants, and a pair of Hello Kitty underwear went flying and there stood a wolf.
"TOBY!!" I squealed.
Jake gazed at me, confused.
"He says his name isn't Toby," Edward said.
"IT IS NOW!" I screamed.
Then Alice and Rosalie entered the room. "OHMIGAWD!! A PUPPY!!"
"Let's name her Profogna!!" Rosalie said.
"WOOOOOO!" Alice screamed.
Then they dressed him in a dress and put bows in his hair. I think he was smiling.
My puppy was overtaken by screaming vampires. It was so tragic!
Then Emmett came in. "I LOVE THE ACCESSORIES!" he screamed.
A/N: LOL Wasn't that terrible? OF COURSE!