(A/N: Hey Guys! I Finally Made A Fan Fic With Me In It! With My Cousin Also. Yeah She Is A Girl!)

-Marie

Emmett POV:

Today I Had A Brilliant Idea! I Was Going To See Kung Fu Panda With Eddie And Bella.

"EDWARD!!" I Screamed As I Walked Down The Hall To His Room.

"NO!! I'm Not Going To See A Movie About A Friggin Panda!" He Yelled In Reply.

"Are You Being Sassy With Me? I Do Not ENJOY Your Sassy Attitude!"

I Walked In To Find Edward And Bella Making Out On The Couch. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

"Oooooooooo Is That The New Movie??" Bella Asked, Yes She Was On My Side.

"BELLA! How Could You Betray Me." Edward Whined.

"Come On Eddie. If You Don't Come That Means You Don't Love Me!" Bella Hissed.

Edward Made This Funny Pouty Face As He Stood Up To Leave. "Where Are You Going Little Mister??" Bella Said.

"To Get My Shoes..." He Sobbed.

We had To Hurry Into The Car Because Alice Would Be Home Soon From Her Shopping Trip With Rosalie. Alice Would Want To Come For Sure. I Dragged Edward Into The Back Seat Of My Jeep And Strapped Him In. Bella Practiclly Skipped To The Car. She Sat Up Front With Me. That's Right Edward I'm Stealing Your Girl!! Edward Leaned Forward And Slapped Me. In Less Than 5 Minutes We Were At The Theatre, Normally An Hour Drive.

The Movie Was Sold Out So We Bought Tickets For Don't Mess With The Zohan. We Bought Popcorn And Candy, For Bella.

We Found Some Seats In The Middle Section. There Were Two Very Annoying Girls Sitting Behind Us. They Kept Giggling And Flicking Popcorn At Us. I Was Going To Slap Them But Edward Told Me Not To. Party Pooper... We had Been Sitting There For Thirty Minutes Waiting For The Movie. So Many Stupid Previews. Then There Was A Preview For A Movie Called Twilight. One Of The Girls Started Hypervenalating And Screaming. Edward Was Scared, Bella Was About To Call 911, And I Was Going To Slap Her.

"Marie CALM DOWN!" The Blonde One Said.

"Fine." Marie Pouted.

"Hey, I Dare You To Poke That Dude In The Head." The Blonde One Whispered.

"No Way You Do It Sami."

Sami Leaned Over And Poked Me In The Head. She Started Gigling And Stuck A Twizzler Up My Ear. Edward Nodded And I Grabbed The Girl By Her Arm And Threw Her At The Screen. Marie Gasped And Started Crying.

"Why Are You Crying She Was Annoying." I Asked.

"They're Tears Of Joy." She Said.

"What Is Wrong With You!?" I Screamed And Pointed A Finger At Her And Ran Out Of The Room.

EDWARD POV:

I Was Shaking My Head, Poor Deluded Emmett. I Turned Around.

"Yeah Sorry About That." I Said.

Sami Came Running Up To Us And Said " Dude I Have A Headache."

We Watched The Movie And We Left. When We Walked Outside To See Emmett Being Hung By His Thumbs On A Tree. Alice Was Standing There Cracking Her Fingers.

"Why Didn't You Invite Me?" She Said.

THE END!