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Hey homies! Anna here. WOO! I'm finally writing another chapter. Sorry, I've been on vacation for two weeks. Anyways, here we go! Laterz, Anna

Another "ordinary" day...

Bella's POV:

I was walking through the hallway in my house, laughing to myself. Alice would be paid a visit that would change her life forever. I walked into my room and flopped down on my bed. And Edward wasn't going to ruin it for me. I loved my unintentional ming block.

I walked to my brand new Mercedes (A/N: first chapter of Breaking Dawn) and drove to the Cullen household. Alice was paying no attention to her normal visions, only the wedding ones. I walked in the door. "Hello beautiful, skinny, creatures and Emmett," I called. Emmett walked into the room in a ballerina costume. Wow.

He noticed my staring. "Rosalie said it looks slimming," he snapped.

"Mmhmm,"

"Don't be jealous, Bella."

"I'll try," I said sarcastically. He started to sulk away. "Hey Emmett!" I called.

"Huh?"

"Can you go lock Alice in a closet for me?"

"WHOOPEE!" he ran up the stairs to find Alice.

Suddenly the doorbell rang. I ran to open it. There in the doorway was a man who could easily be mistaken for a vampire (looks.)

"Are you Bella?" he asked.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!" I screamed. "You're you're you're G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-"

"Gerard Way?" he asked.

"EEEEEPPPP!!" I screamed again. I ran to hug him. Surprisingly, there was no bodyguard to stop me. "Where's worm?" I asked.

He sighed. "Lyn-Z gave him the day off."

Oh fantastic. "Your wife came?"

Another sigh. "Yes..."

A pounding came from upstairs. "LET ME OUT!" Alice screamed. "I HEAR HIS VOICE! AAAHHH!! LET ME OUT!"

I ran upstairs only to see the closet door collapse before me. Alice ran past me and down the stairs followed by the other Cullen children.

I walked downstairs to find Alice, Rosalie, and Jasper?? on top of Gerard.

"I. HAVE. TO. CALL. RACHEL!!" Alice gasped.

"NOOOOOO!" the Cullens and I screamed. But it was too late. Within ten seconds the alien-like creature was there.

Gerard quickly stood up.

"UNCLE JIGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Rachel screamed.

"OHNOOHNOOHNOOHNO!!" Gerard screamed.

"Whaaaaaaa?" we all said in unison.

"I'd recognize that forhead anywhere!" Gerard panted. "That's the girl the stowed away on our tour bus!"

"It was for love!" Rachel whined as she ran to hug Gerard.

Suddenly, Lyn-Z came out of nowhere and was trying to pry Rachel off of her husband. I looked over at Edward. He and Emmett were throwing blackberries at each other. Okay...

Rachel pulled out her gay Motorola Razr and hit speed dial number 1. Within another ten seconds, the spunky brunette known as Anna ran through the door and walked up to Lyn-Z.

Anna's POV:

I came all the way the Washington because Rachel called and told me she was touching Gerard Way. Of course I was jealous. She also told me Lyn-Z was there (eeeewww!) So I came for the eye candy and to destroy Lyn-Z.

There she was, in all her ugliness. I walked up to her and started to poke her. "Gerard -poke- deserves -poke- BETTER! -poke poke poke poke poke-" Then she slapped me. It was OOOOON! I called her ugly and she ran away. Haha.

Rachel's POV:

While Anna was insulting Lyn-Z, Alice and I were trying to explain to Jasper that Gerard needs a WOMAN. Finally after repeating ourselves 372 times, he understood. Then I slapped Alice.

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" she screamed.

"HE'S MINE!!" I screamed back. Then my man approached us.

"How's about I choose," he said.

"Okay!" we all said (Me, Alice, and Anna)

"I choose..."

Suddenly a red headed girl walked through the door. "AFI OWNS!" she screamed.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" we all screamed as we tackled her.

The End (of this chapter)

A/N: HAHA! I know, sooo confusing.