A/N: This is going to go badly. - Anna
Alice's POV:
I honestly had no fricken idea what I was doing here. I was in a car full of insane teenagers and some woman with a really southern accent. (A/N: My mom) I knew three of the girls - Anna (who was the birthday girl), Rachel, and Marie. I was still mad at Marie for screaming out her love for AFI. GROWL!
Anna introduced me to two other girls - Ansley, Savannah, and Rachel #2 (different Rachel). We were riding in this beastly four-door Jeep to the movie theater. We were gonna go see Hancock. WOO! Rachel was hyperventilating at the thought of Will Smith. "He's meh favorite actor!" she said for the 70 billionth time. "He was so good in I Am Legend." Then Anna gave her a wet willie and she had a twitch attack.
We got to the movie theater in like 30 minutes because the southern lady kept telling us to be quiet and stuff. "Mama, can we go see the movie by ourselves?" Anna asked the lady.
"Now what would your friends parents think of me?" the southern woman said.
Then Anna started screaming in a man voice and was eventually defeated because the woman went to go park the car.
The movie was fantastical except for the fact that Rachel screamed "WILLY!" every five seconds. Marie and Rachel #2 tried to stuff popcorn in Rachel's ears while Ansley, Anna, and Savannah dunked her head in an Icee.
Then we drove home. Some song came on the radio that made Anna, Marie, and Rachel spazz out.
"OMG!!" Anna screamed. "MEH THEME SONG!!" And then they started singing (the horror.)
"CUZ IT'S NINE IN THE AFTERNOOOOOON, YOUR EYES ARE THE SIZE OF THE MOOOOOON, YOU COULD CUZ YOU CAN SO YOU DO! WE'RE FEELIN SO GOOD, JUST THE WAY THAT WE DO WHEN IT'S NINE IN THE AFTERNOON!!"
Then we arrived at this giant house. Whoa. "Is this your house?" I asked Anna in shock. Everyone laughed.
"No," Anna said, "this is Sammy C's house."
"That crazy blonde?" I asked
"Yup!"
Then that same crazy blonde ran out her front door and into the Jeep. Then she had a seizure.
"OMG! IT'S. ALICE. CULLEN!!" she screamed.
So we drove to Anna's house and slept over. They drank smoothies, and we were forced to watch Rush Hour 2.
A/N: Sorry it's not very funny. I'm just planning my birthday party.