A/N: I do not own Transformers.
Thanks for the help Blood Shifter :)
Hope you all enjoy, because the chaos starts now on one poor unsuspecting Autobot.
It could have been little Starscream's fault, but he only spoke in that strange Seeker language, so there was no use asking him.
It could have been Frenzy's fault too, but Frenzy decided to speak so fast, There was no trying or wanting to try to talk to him.
It may have been Rumble who did it too, but there was no way anything was coming from his vocal processor unless it was sardonic or having nothing to do with the issue at hand, and Sunstreaker knew it.
Said twin glared down at them all. He knew it was one of them, but he couldn't prove it. All three of them were doing their best to look innocent and try not to laugh their little afts off at the now splattered pink warrior. Sunstreaker clearly heard someone not too far off snicker, and then they went to the ground with a metallic thud, nothing but laughter coming from them and Sunstreaker snorted as he realized who it was, "Shut it, Sides, I know one of these little pit spawns did it!"
He was right. It was Starscream's idea, in the first place, and Frenzy and Rumble thought it would be most fun to join in.
All the said little ones still stood innocent as could be until Sunstreaker turned his head and they couldn't hold back their laughter. Sunstreaker turned quickly, glaring at them, and they swore he was going to rip them apart. What were they laughing at, besides the obvious?
"Did Sunny get his paint all messed up?" Sideswipe mocked his brother as he laughed out loud, but keeping silent to the 2 behind Sunstreaker. Sunstreaker didn't even take his eyes off the three in front of him, debating on how many different ways he was going to torture each one. Sideswipe nodded quietly to ones who were hovering over Sunstreaker's head, and suddenly Sunstreaker felt bangs against the top of his head. One bomb was a greenish color in substance as it hit and it smelled wicked. Sunstreaker's ole factory sensors told him it smelled of sulfur, but it didn't look like sulfur, and sulfur didn't crack when it hit, nor did it break open like that.
Sunstreaker's optic twitched darkly. He wasn't just mad, oh no, he was beyond infuriated. The three who were standing in front of him were now giggling madly at him as they watched him with the shock on his face. It was priceless. Sunstreaker had all he could take and just then he snarled and lunged at the three in front of him, choosing to ignore the two who left as soon as they had done their dirty deed, rules be damned.
Starscream let out a loud chatter, in which the other two seekers heard distinctly as 'RUN!'. Frenzy and Rumble both looked at each other and bolted as Starscream yelled that sound. Everyone heard the clattering of small feet and the cackling they all did as they ran down the corridor, and they all shook their heads when they heard louder footsteps and sliding of the one they pranked. All of them were curious however, why he was chasing them and yelling profanities and Optimus stuck his head out of the door to first pick up the rancid smell that followed Sunstreaker. The humans smelt him coming before he even got there and all of them bolted from him yelling something about how badly he stunk and to take a bath. Well, this didn't go over the poor twin's demeanor any better and he promised to catch the pit spawned hellions.
Starscream had bolted into Optimus' office first, winging it around the door threshold with dead accuracy and he unfolded and landed on Optimus' shoulder, leaning out the corridor to see Sunstreaker still chasing Rumble and Frenzy. After that, he figured that Rumble and Frenzy both darted for Soundwave, and he leapt from Optimus' shoulder, transforming and he flew after them to see for himself, still grinning. As he rounded the next corridor, he was abruptly stopped by force enough to knock him out of the air, stumbling backwards; he started chattering in his tongue at whoever knocked him out of the air like that. As he recovered himself, he felt the touch of someone grab him and tighten down on him, one hand over each wing, his arms and legs dangling freely, "Gotcha, you little monster!" Sunstreaker grinned widely as he held his prize.
Meep? Starscream kicked his legs like crazy and squirmed in Sunstreaker's hold, "Oh no, you are all mine, Seeker!" Sunstreaker carried his prized possession away, down the corridor he once came from, headed for the human's kitchen. He knew what to do with this one. He looked up online a few different sticky substances that could be found in a human kitchen.
Starscream found that struggling against the yellow twin's grasp was futile and he stopped. Sunstreaker, afraid he had killed him lifted him and turned him in his hand, but much to his dismay, there hung Starscream. His arms folded heavily over his chest and he was glaring. What a pitiful glare, "It won't save you," Sunstreaker threatened, "If it was war you guys wanted, it is war you are going to get." He looked through each of the cupboards before finally reaching in with his large fingers and plucking something that read syrup. Starscream watched the stuff for a few seconds. He had no idea what it was, but he had a feeling by the malicious look in Sunstreaker's optic that it wasn't good. They would rue the day they messed with him like that. Starscream looked up at the bottle, then at Sunstreaker as he started to make a sound. Sunstreaker watched him a moment, then as he started to get louder and louder, he pinched the bottle, letting it all fall all over the little seeker's body, and he dropped him as he was screaming, making a beeline for the exit of the building, where he found Mikaela, Sam and William. They were all giving him disgusted looks and holding their noses, "Sunstreaker, get a bath!"
Sam waved his hand in front of his face, "Get away, man, you stink!" Sunstreaker gave Sam a glare, plotting his demise for another time as he heard the snickering of 2 small unmistakable metal critters. Sunstreaker moved Sam, using his hand to reveal Frenzy and Rumble, who about leapt before realizing they were found and running as fast as their little legs could carry them. Sunstreaker, never minding the putrid smell that he wreaked of chased after the two.
Optimus, Thundercracker and Skywarp had appeared in the human's kitchen when they heard Starscream –well – scream, "At least we know how he got his name, Primus," Thundercracker covered his audios as he entered the human's kitchen. He was looking up at them, sitting down, his legs sprawled out in front of him at odd angles and he was oozing something. Thundercracker started chuckling, yet tried to hide his smirk, but it didn't go over well, he muttered something, and Starscream beeped at him furiously, growling and then went to stand, only to fall on his aft again. He folded his arms and looked up at the three. Skywarp smirked at the growl, he couldn't help himself. And it was a smirk over a smirk if you considered his already twisted face from hearing what Starscream told them.
"How did you manage to get maple syrup all over you?" Thundercracker asked with a chuckle as he reached down for little Starscream. Starscream struggled in the slipper and sticky substance to reach for Thundercracker. He grabbed his finger and went to pull but again, he slipped and fell. Optimus reached out with both hands and cupped them under the sparkling gently. Starscream beeped again and then looked to his caretaker, "You will need some cleaning up," he said gently with that hum. Starscream instantly went to climb towards Optimus chest, but he quickly held his hand out, the sparkling being held by his scruff, "Oh no you don't, not till you are clean,"
Starscream growled as he hung there, looking to his caretaker with a bit of disgust and disagreement as he was lifted higher and Optimus turned with him, headed for somewhere to clean him off. Bot hof the seekers stopped their laughing after they spoke to Starscream as he was carried, "Sunstreaker, huh? What did you guys do to him?"
A series of clicks and beeps and trills came from Starscream as he spoke to them, "We kinda got a little tiny bit carried away," Starscream admitted.
"We?" Skywarp asked, slightly confused.
"Me, Frenzy, Rumble, Buzzsaw and Laserbeak," Starscream said proudly in beeps and trills.
Skywarp and Thundercracker about buckled on their legs from laughter as Starscream disappeared with his creator down the corridor, Thundercracker called to Starscream, "What did you do to him?"
There was no answer from the sparkling, but the seekers heard the giggle fits as they echoed back to them.
Skywarp and Thundercracker headed back towards the exit when they heard more giggle fits and Sunstreaker yelling profanities at the giggles, "I'm gonna tear you all apart!" he yelled.
Uh oh. The seekers stopped short when they first got a glimpse of Sunstreaker. He was definitely pink. They both grinned as they looked at him, then they smelt him, both of them seizing a few seconds at the awful smell their wings told them, "Sunstreaker, you need a bath!"
Ok, so the seekers weren't searching for the twin's rage, but they got it as he quickly looked up at the two who spoke. Sunstreaker glared darkly at them. They were right. Everyone was right. He did stink. He also needed to get his paint fixed.
"Come on, Sunny, let's get you cleaned up, eh?" Sideswipe said with a chuckle as he approached his enraged brother. Sunstreaker sighed as his dignity dropped to a whole new level of horrible and he went with his brother.
