(A/N: We Are BACK! Sorry For The Huge Delay! ' Oh And I'm Not Going To Type In All Caps This Time Cause Honestly It Takes Longer.)

-Marie

Renesmee's POV:

Today mommy and daddy said I had to start going to daycare. So they took me to Rainbow Daycare. I'm scared but, Jake said it would be ok cause he would be watching. That made me feel better.

Yeah, I met the teacher. She's really nice and she seems to be very attracted me. I think I'vce heard my parents say they were called lesbians. Anyway, my teacher's name is Mrs.Black and she looks SO MUCH like Jacob and she has a really DEEP VOICE.

During Class

"Ok students today we're going to talk about the jobs our parent's have!" Mrs.Black exclaimed.

A boy named Timmy raised his hand.

"Yes, Timmy Go Ahead." Mrs.Black said when she called on him.

"My daddy's a doctor and my mom is a plumber!"

"My dad's DEAD." One kid exclaimed.

"Well my mom's a hookerrrrrrrrr!" Another exclaimed.

"SHUT UP! Class settle down!" Mrs. Black Yelled.

I raised my hand. "Ok Renesmee what do your parents do for a living?"

"My parents make love!" I yelled.

"Aww that's sweet."

"To each other." I finished my sentence.

Mrs. Black mumbled something that sounded like,"I'm glad I love you now instead of Bella."

But she could of been saying "I have pudding in my pants." or something like that.

Lunch Time

It was lunch time and I had a sandwhich for lunch. Then this girl with pigtails came up to me and was waving a bag with white powder in it in front of my face.

"Wanna trade??"She asked.

Then Mrs.Black came up and slapped the bag out of the girl's hands.

"That was mine!" She screamed. "How in the world did you find my drugs inside my desk!!"

She hastily picked up the bag and ran to the back of the classroom. The girl with pigtails jumped on a unicorn and flew off into the sunset... O.O

Mrs.Black came walked back over to me. She picked me up and ripped off her hair! Except it wasn't hair it was a wig! And under that wig was JACOB!

"Come Renesmee this school is to bad of an influence on you!" WHOOSHHHH!! And he jumped out of the window and he ran us to grandma and grandpa's house.

"EDWARD!" Jake screamed up the stairs.

My dad came down the stairs really slow like on BAY WATCH! There was cool music playing and everything.

"Yeah, what you want dog?" He sneered.

"Edward there's something I have to ask you. It's about this ring..." Jake said and he held up a ring.

"I'm sorry Jacob I cannot accept this from another man." My dad looked like he was going to barf.

Then Mom came in pimp slapped Jake and told me to go play in a busy highway.

So I did.

THE END