(A/N: I'm Semi-BACK! HOORAY! Anywayyyyyyyy Let Us See What I Can Come Up With. This Is Very Random And It Will Probably Suck. -Flail-)

-Marie

Edward's POV:

It Was Awfully Quiet Today. Then I Remembered That Bella Had Taken Renesmee Out Grocery Shopping. Alice And Rosalie Went Clothing Shopping. Jasper And Emmett Were Doing God Knows. . . .

"We're Home Edward!!" I Heard Bella Call From Downstairs. I Gracefully Jumped Up Of The Bed And Ran Downstairs To Find. . . . .

Bella With Another MAN! Renesmee Ran Off After Seeing The Rage Painted All Over My Face. How Dare Bella Cheat On Me! She Wasn't Even Cheating On Me With A Man. Oh No It Was A Kid. He Looked To Be Around 15 to 16 Years Of Age. He Wore A Red Coat Over His Black Top And Black Leather Pants. He Wore White Gloves Over Both His Hands And Black Boots Which Seemed To Be A Desperate Way To Make Him Taller. He Had Gold Eyes That Matched His Golden Hair Which Was Plaited In A Braid That Ran Down The Small Of His Back. So It's Another Vampire Is It… And On Top Of That I Couldn't Read His Mind!

"BELLA! What Are You Doing With This Other VAMPIRE! And He's Only A Kid At THAT!" I Roared.

"Pushaw! There's No Such Thing As Vampires! There's No Way You Can Prove It Scientifically." The Kid Stated.

Wait… So He's Not A Vampire? But, That Doesn't Explain What MY BELLA Is Doing With Him.

"Who Are You Then?" I Sneered At The Short Blonde Boy.

"My Name's Edward Elric, The Fullmetal Alchemist!" He Seemed Pretty Pleased At What He Said.

Who Is This Kid? I Pondered. The Bella Spoke Up.

"See, It Is Edward!"

"Bella Dear I'm Afraid You Have The Wrong Edward. I'm The Edward You Married." I Pointed At Myself. When Did Bella Get So Dense?

She Shook Her Head. "But He Said He's Edward."

Another Edward Is Very Unlikely. That Could Only Mean…..

"OhMiGEE! Bella Run It's Mike! He Dressed Up As This Short Kid And Is Trying To Confuse You!" I Flailed My Arms For An Added Affect.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RUNT SO TINY HE CAN ONLY BE SEEN WITH A MAGNIFIYING GLASS!!??!?! YOU JERK!!" He Flailed His Arms And Charged At Me. I Was To Shocked To Do Anything. Then A Gray Blur Bowled Into Him Effectively Knocking Him To The Floor.

"Brother NO! Calm Down!!!" The Gray Blur Turned Out To Be A Suit Of Armor Who Was Holding The Struggling Boy Down On The Ground.

Then Mike Ran In The Open Door. Screaming, "FREEDOM!!!!!!!!" He Wasn't Wearing Anything Put A Speedo. He Ran Throughout The House And Then Jumped Out The Window.

There Was Banging On The Stairs As Emmett Came Barreling Down Them. He Was Wearing Nothing But A Speedo As Well And He Ran Up To Me An Asked, "Have You Seen Mike? We Were Supposed To Go Swimmin Together!" I Pointed At The Broken Window In Which Emmett Promptly Jumped Through.

"I'm Really Sorry About How Ni-San Acted. My Name Is Alphonse Elric By The Way." He Gave A Stiff Bow And Turned Around To Help Edward Back To His Feet.

"It's No Problem." I Said. But, Then I Realized That During Ed's Spaz He Knocked A Lit Candle Out The Open Window.

"Renesmee Quick Get The Fire Hose!!" Bella Screamed.

Renesmee Sprinted Past Us With The Fire House And Quickly Dosed The Small Fire That had Started In The Backyard.

"Good Thing She Stopped The Fire Before-" I Started To Say But Was Abruptly When A Large Bear Lumbered Into The House.

"Now Which One Of You Youngins Started That Forest Fire?" It Asked.

Crap. Somehow Smogi Found Us! Smogi Was The Local Forest Ranger Bear That Got Onto Anyone Who Started A Forest Fire.

"Remember Playing With Matches Is Dangerous. It Could Cause A Fire…" Blah, Blah, Blah, Smogi Kept Rambling.

"I SMELL BEAR!" A Voice Called From Upstairs. Jasper Came Hurtling Down The Stairs.

He Rammed Into Smogi Knocking Smogi And Himself Out The Window. OH MY GOD THAT CURSED BEAR IS FINALLY GONE!

During The Scuffle With Smogi I Almost Forgot About My Terribly Confused Bella And The Other Edward With A Suit Of Armor For A Brother.

I Turned Around To See That Those Crazy Girls Had Returned. Anna, Rachel, Marie, And There Was A New One.

Bella Pointed A Finger At Them, "Oh NO! They're BACK!!"

The New Girl Latched Onto Bella's Arm And Said, "HI I'M HARPER!"

Bella Shook Her Off And Ran Upstairs All The While Screaming, "Never Again! NEVER AGAIN!!"

Marie Jabbed Harper In The Rips With Her Elbow And Pointed At The Other Edward. They Both Gasped And Rushed Over To Him. Marie Latched Onto His Back While Harper Tied Him To A Chair. Wait.. Where Was The Alphonse? I Saw Him Outside Petting A Werewolf. I Heard Him Say, "You're A Big Kitty Aren't You??"

"WHERE'S MUSTANG!?!" Harper Screamed At Ed.

"Why Would A Know Where That Lazy Good For Nothing Colonel Is?" He Answered.

Harper Slapped Ed, Hard Across The Face. He Set Her With A Glare And Struggled With The Ropes Binding Him To The Chair.

"Al! Help ME!!" Edward Called To His Brother. But, Alphonse Was To Distracted By The Jake Wolf To Help His Older Brother.

Rachel Broke Down And Cried On The Floor. "Why Can't Gerard Be HERE!?!" She Screamed.

Emmett Ran In And Pointed At Rachel, "ALIEN BABY!" Then He Ran Off. Rachel Stood Up And Walked Over To Where Marie And Harper Had Edward Tied Up.

"It's Your Fault Gerard Isn't Here!" She Pointed An Accusing Finger At Him.

"What's A Gerard?" He Questioned.

Rachel Pounced On Him. She Grabbed His Hair And Shook Him. "What's A Gerard? WHAT'S A GERARD!!??!" She Screeched. "Gerard Way Is The Single Most Special Person EVAH!"

The Day Continued Like This Until Esme And Carlisle Came Home. Carlisle Was Ecstatic Over Al. Esme Was Pissed Because Of The Charred Grass. So Esme Kicked Everyone Out of The House Except For Edward Elric, Who She Forced To Paint Every Strand Of Grass Green Again.

(A/N: OMG! IT DID SUCK! Okkkkkkkk So This Chapter Is More Of A Chapter To Introduce The Fullmetal Alchemist Character's Into Our Fan Fictions. Yes, Edward And Alphonse Are Brothers. Mustang Is Harper's Favorite FMA Character. He's A Colonel In The Army And is The One Who Also Helped Edward Join The Military. Sooooooooooo Yeah. Any Questions Just Ask…