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CHAPTER THREE: MIKE MESSES THINGS UP AND BOBBY HAS A TALK WITH RIN

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Mike Does Some Dirty Dancin'

Mike and Carolyn are having a fine time on the dance floor. They're starting to remember the spark that not only thrilled them but also pulled them apart.

"So Bobby and Alex huh?"

"What are you talking about?"

"Look at them, it's obvious, they're falling in love Mike. Alex told me that something's been happening between them the past couple of months. She was hoping that tonight was going to be the big night. Maybe we can rekindle the old flame too."

Mike abruptly leaves the dance floor and finds a remote part of the bar to make a phone call from his cell … the light bulb … thanks to Caro … has now gone off. He couldn't figure out why Bobby kept ditching him after work, now he knew … Eames!

"Mike, what the hell?"

"Sorry Car, I just remembered … I forgot to, to ah … water my plants. I needed to call my neighbor."

"Water your plants?"

"Yeah, the heat is on."

"Oohkay."

Mike convinces Bobby and Alex to stay for a couple more drinks and low and behold … the guys from the football game all show up at the bar. They all crowd in around Bobby and Alex, trapping them in their booth. All the stories start flying … who did what to who, who was there and what was said. Everyone was having a grand old time for themselves … except Goren and Eames. When Goren finally confessed to his partner of eight years that he did indeed want to make love to her, she thought it was a done deal. Home by 10, bed by 10:01. It was now eleven thirty and no end insight of the pain inflicted upon them by no other than … Logan!

Eames glared at Logan across the table, they traded smirks. One knowing what the other was thinking. He's mine Logan … you have him all day Eames! Bobby was the rope, who was going to hang with that rope, was to be determined. Eames and Logan stood up and started yelling at each other.

"I know what you're up to Logan!"

"So, what are you gonna do about it doll?"

"Don't doll me, dick face!"

"Great come back Eames, are we five now?"

"We're leaving Logan!"

"Would that be … together?"

"Yeah, together!"

"Aw, but Eames … won't you let Bobby stay out and play?"

"HEY! What's with you two? Bob, ah … I'll do whatever the fuck I want to do!"

And with that, Bobby walked out of the bar.

"Looks like I won Eames."

"Fuck off Mike!"

Carolyn got up grabbed Alex's arm, looked back at Mike and walked out of the bar with Eames. Mike stayed put and got stinkin drunk with his buddies. Bobby went home and took Rin for a walk.

Bobby found Rin in his favorite place in the house, Bobby's king size bed.

"Come on Rin, we're going for a walk." A walk? Do you know what time it is big guy? I need my beauty rest.

"Come on lazy bones, lets go." Who you callin lazy? I'm coming … gees.

"Boy, you're lucky that you're a dog, you know that Rin? I hear ya brother.

"My Partner, you know Eames? Foxy lady. After eight years of being my Partner, she makes a move on me." It's about freakin time!

"What do I do Rin?" Hump her leg … she likes it.

"I want to make love to her but I don't want to screw us up … I'm good at that you know?" If you're looking for advice from a dog, you're in big trouble brother.

"She's the most kind hearted snarkey ass bitch around and I love her. She's like a tootsie pop. She has a hard shell but a sweet center … oh man … would I like to find out how sweet." Lick her, man … she likes it when I do it. Bitch? I thought Butch said to call them chicks?

"What does she want with me anyway?" You're the big guy!

"Look at me Rin. Rin looks up and up and up. I'm looking … my neck hurts you freakin giant!

"I've let myself go, gained weight, grew a beard, I haven't really dated in a while … what does she see?" I like the beard.

"Maybe we should start running." GROWL, GROWL, GROWL!

"What is it boy, do you see a cat?" No, I see me biting your ass if you say the r word again!

"Ah … lets go home and call Eames … see how pissed off she is at me … the love boat may have sailed away by now and I can keep gaining weight, grow the beard out and play Santa come December." Hey, she stills loves me … what's a Santa?

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SO, EAMES IS BOBBY'S TOOTSIE POP, HMMM. TBC ... THANKS FOR READING, PLEASE BE KND AND REVIEW. JUDEEY:)