It's always the quiet ones Chapter 1, a naruto fanfic

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Ok this fic is kakairu but there probs won't be lemon until later chapter's (sorry but we promise we'll make it good). It's going to be a little odd...aslo people this is a YAOI and there will be LEMONS in future chapters so dont like dont read...for all those little munchkins who don't know what that means then go and look it up on wikipedia...evil giggle and for those who dont know what lemons are...well lucky you for not being corrupted pervy yaoi fan girls like us..

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Chapter one

Iruka blinked still frozen to the ground.

Hedi Kisanni, a man with a nice name but a nasty personality. He was from Irukas' colourful past and not someone you would want to meet twice...

Please don't let him see me, please don't let him see me; please don't let him see me! Was the panicked thought that ran though Irukas' head? But inevitable the greasy man turned the started. Before a slow ugly smile spread across his face and he began to walk purposefully towards his prey, Iruka.

DAMN! Thought Iruka what could he do he couldn't exactly run away and make a seen, they were in the middle of a reasonable busy street. But he didn't want to have to talk to this man. Not now not ever. But more importantly he didn't want anybody to see him talking TO this man, for them to be connected, for people to think...

So Iruka discreetly signaled for Hedi to walk down a side street before starting to walk down one himself.

Kakashi was only a little surprised at the family name. It could have just been a coincidence. But "Umino" was that common a family name so he thought it was worth asking. "Excuse me, I may be wrong but is there a man belonging to your family called Umino Iruka?"

The old mans reaction shocked him. He sprung around on his heel and stared at Kakashi in horror "How do you know iruk-" his eyes flew to kakashis' headband," oh your a hidden leaf ninja!"

The old man tried to regain his composure and calm but it was clear to Kakashi that he was still badly shaken. Now Kakashi was curious what was it about the quiet and boring Iruka-kun that worried his man, who was his relative, so much.

The old man led he into a tastefully decorated living room before leaving to get tea. When he returned Kakashi set out using his surprisingly abundant charm to find out about what bothered the man so much.

"Your home is lovely, thank you so much for bringing me in. As you guessed I am a leaf village ninja and dues to bad planning I became stranded here with no money, my name is Hatake Kakashi and I am truly joyous that such nice people still exist that help people in from the storms." Kakashi then beamed his visible eye curving in a half-moon.

The old man bowed thanked him for the compliments and introduced himself as Umino Ida. He said that Kakashi was welcome to spend the night there Kakashi bowed and accepted but now it was time to quench his curiosity. "Please excuse me for being to rude but I couldn't help but notice how you reacted when I motioned Iruka-san's name, how are you related to him and why did you flinch before is he disowned of something?" Kakashi figure that with such a direct question he could at least gain some information from the man reaction.

Ida bowed he head and sighed then said quietly "I suppose that should tell you, beside a powerful nin against myself would easily be able to find out anyway" he then cleared his throat and spoke up " I am Irukas' great uncle and the reason that I reacted like that was because of Iruka and his father's past that I feared may come back to haut him"

Kakashi was not longer feeling bored or claustrophobic; he was leaning forward and listening intently. Umino Iruka with a haunting past that even his family and scared of?! Well he would have never thought that such a reliable man would have such a thing. Well it just goes to show it's always the quiet ones...

He lean forward more and urged "Please, carry on"

In the alley way Iruka turned to meet Hedi's eyes turning to hide the fear he was feeling. But it didn't look as if Hedi was fooled...

"Dark alleys and panicked looks, now Iruka, it might seem to some as if you had something to hide..." smirked the man.

"Don't call me by my first name Kisanni" said Iruka in a voice that would have his pupils squirming in there chairs. "What business do you have here?"

"Fine Umino-SAN" answered Hedi making the "san" sarcastic "as for my business...well how it is your concern? I am only talking to you as you're an old friend; I thought perhaps we could go for sake, Catch up ... maybe chat about old memories"

Iruka couldn't help but flinch at the last comment, trying to go there in his mind.

A wicked glint came to Hedi's eye when he saw this "Ha! Maybe not the memories then? Shame I thought that some of then were quite...pleasurable. Oh well I guess now that little Iruka has grown up and become a ninja he doesn't have time for his old friends"

Iruka was beginning to fume, how dared this despicable man come here, how dare he disrupt Irukas' little peace!

Hedi continued "Seems that you're not a proper ninja though, carrying around scrolls, a teacher I presume? Should have expected such a thing from you, but I wonder what your pupils parents would do if they found out would was teaching there kids..."

Iruka cracked at this last veiled threat. How dare he! He lost control and shouted "Get Out of this village Hedi! LEAVE NOW! GO BACK TO WHERE EVER YOU CAME FROM. GO BACK TO YOUR DRUG DEALERS AND GAMBELLING DENS AND YOUR WHORES!"

Hedi chuckled softly and grinned saying softly "go back to my whores? Well Iruka, I rather think that that would be you."

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