A/N: God, I know, I haven't updated in forever. Please don't rip me to shreds! *hides behind Garrett* Where the hell did you come from?.....JUST PROTECT ME!!!

Edward's POV.

"Hey..." I said as I noticed the new girl in the room. She had long, wavy brown hair and she was dressed in a low-cut tank top with bermuda shorts. Decent body. Nothing special. (A/N: I'm just trying to make him sound as dumb as any other guy.) Alice gives me this look like I'm forgetting something. I sigh.

"I'm Edward Cullen," I said to the new girl. I just hope that she won't be as obsessed with me as Jessica. God, she's such a stalker. I glance at Jessica. She's staring at me. I look away, quickly.

"I'm Bella Swan," says the new girl. Nice name. God, she already sounds like a stalker.

"That's Emmett, Jasper, and Mike," said Alice. I'm seriously laughing....mentally. Bella looked equally scared as she saw each of the other guys. Emmett, well, probably because he's so freaking huge. Jasper, because....well, I've known him for years and he still scares me sometimes. Mike, well, because he smiled at her like he wanted to rape her. He probably did. I don't even know how many times he's done it with Jessica. I just wish he'd go do it in the girls' room for once!!!

Mike goes and sits down and starts making out with Jessica. Emmett and Rosalie copy them and start making out. Jasper sits down on Alice's bed and puts his arm around her and starts listening to her iPod with her. I just go and find a chair to sit on. Wow. This is the most fun I've ever had. Watching the two happy couples make out and the other couple not really doing much of anything and watching Bella look around awkwardly. I caught her eye and she looked quickly away with an expression that I didn't get at all.

"Hey, Edward," says Emmett when he's giving his lips a break. "Why don't you go sit with Bella?"

Bella quickly looked up at the mention of her name. Her face turned scarlet and she looked down. I don't even know what my expression said. Hey, why not? It's not like anyone else is going to invite me to play a game of Go Fish or anything. I walk over and sit by her. She doesn't even look at me. She takes out her iPod and starts listening to it. I took one of her headphones and started listening.

"Paramore?" I asked. She shook her head.

"It's umm...How You Love Me Now by Hey Monday," she said quietly.

"Who?" I ask.

"They're a new band..." Oh. I see. I reach towards her iPod.

"May I?" I ask. She hands it over. I start scrolling through her songs. She doesn't have too bad a variety. I eventually just choose Tremble for My Beloved by Collective Soul (A/N: xDxD!!! That's from the Twilight soundtrack! I love that song!) It's a pretty good dance/rock song. I haven't heard it in a long time. Not many people know it.

"I didn't even think anybody in this whole city even knew this song," I said.

"Well, apparently somebody does," she said sarcastically. Wow. Isn't she lovely?

"Something wrong?" I ask her. She sighed and looked kind of like she felt bad for snapping at me.

"It's just....this is really weird," she said. Did she mean me sitting close to her and messing with her iPod? I gave her the iPod back and moved over.

"No," she said. "It's just...I haven't been here a half an hour and already, two couples are making out, the other couples being all gooey over there and I have a complete stranger sitting next to me."

"Do you want me to leave?" I ask, not getting her point.

"No," she said. God, I find girls confusing. "This all is just sort of giving me whiplash..." (A/N: Quote from the movie...hehe!)

I don't even know where my next words came from: "Well, if it'll make it easier, maybe all of us should go to a movie tonight." Bella didn't really look sure. I guess, it was Alice who made up her mind.

"Yeah, Bella. We should all go tonight, just to have fun, you know?" she said.

"Umm...I guess..." said Bella.

"Well," I said. "If the movie starts at seven, then we'd better go guys." Nobody moved. It's like they didn't even hear me.

"Umm...hello?" I said rather loudly. "Am I speaking Spanish or something? I'm sure you guys can separate for at least an hour and a half...." I pryed Emmett and Mike away from their girlfriends and Jasper got up, unwillingly.

"See you, new girl," I said as I left. She smirked at me.

AN HOUR LATER

Emmett was shaving in the other room, Mike was drowning himself in Axe, and Jasper layed on his bed, staring at the ceiling while I gelled my hair into place.

"Mike, it's no use," said Emmett. "You smell, and look like hell." (A/N:hehe, that rhymed!!)

"Shut up, asshole," retorted Mike. "You're not exactly a supermodel, either."

"Are you kidding me?," said Emmett as he gestured to his abs. Mike was immediately silenced. Emmett and Mike argue all the time. They're both way too full of themselves.

"Edward!" said Mike. "Quit hogging the damn mirror! You don't need to look perfect! It's not like you have a girlfriend or anything."

"Yet," said Jasper.

"And what is that supposed to mean?" I asked. They better not mean what I think they mean...

"Umm...I'm pretty sure he means that you and the new girl have a thing for eachother..." Emmett said slowly, as if I'm somebody who would ride the short bus or something. Bella and I have a thing for eachother? Yeah....I'm totally sure.... Note the sarcasm.

"Why on Earth would I like her?" I asked, not comprehending any of this.

"You listened to me and went to sit with her," said Emmett.

"You were flirting with her the whole time you were there," said Mike.

"You basically asked her out," said Jasper.

"Whatever, if you say so...." Man, I feel as if I live with three people that have special needs.

"You have to admit Edward, she is pretty hot," said Mike as we left the dorm to pick up the girls.

A/N: CLIFFIE!!!! How's that for a chapter? Review!!!