Chapter 1: Back from the 'Woods' (hehe)

"Finally, back from the Forest of Death. I thought I would never see my home again," said an eager Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze.

"Well, don't get too excited now. You still have to treat me to some dango," said an amused Anko Mitarashi. "You know that I practically inhale dango the same way you inhale Ramen."

"Yeah, I know, I know."

"By the way, where's your stuff. Don't tell me you left it in the Forest, cause if you did I will kill you, revive you, make you buy me dango, have sex with you, then kill you again."

Naruto sweat-dropped before pulling out a scroll from his kunai pouch and saying, "Now, Anko-sensei, I thought you knew me better than that. It's all here in this scroll. You taught me how to make storage seals, after all."

"Yeah, but I know how forgetful you are, baka," said Anko.

Naruto seemed to be about to say something, but Kurenai appeared right in front of him, giving him a good view of her chest. If he hadn't been through worse with Anko, he would have had a nosebleed. Kurenai was about to talk to Anko, but she then noticed the kid in front of her.

"Hiya, Kurenai!" Anko said right before she glomped Kurenai.

"Ummm... hi?" said a very confused and bi-sexual Kurenai.

"Hello, Kurenai-san," said a somewhat mad Naruto. He turned back to Anko and stated, "I didn't know that you went both ways, Anko-sensei."

Anko then punched him so hard he flew straight into the Hokage's office.

Once there, he begged (that's right, he begged) the Hokage to let him speak to the council on regards to his birthrite.

Sarutobi was surprized that Naruto knew of his parents, but he let him go before the council anyway, on the condition that he would maintain a civil attitude towards the council, no matter how they treated him. He quickly agreed to the condition.

The next day, Naruto went to the council and formally announced that he had some business to discuss. The council barely acknowledged him as they went about their business. Then Sarutobi announced that Naruto wished to speak to them regarding his parents.

Hiashi Hyuuga then told Naruto, "You don't have any parents, you piece of street trash. Now get out of here before I kill you." Hiashi released a huge wave of killer intent. Naruto just raised an eyebrow in response to the K.I.

"Everybody has or had parents. Even I had parents, and I know that you all know them, because anyone that doesn't know about the Fourth Hokage probably isn't from the Village Hidden in the Leaves."

Hiashi narrowed his eyes. "Just what are you saying?"

"My father was Minato Namikaze and my mother was Kushina Uzumaki."

Gasps came from the council members that didn't know.

The council reluctantly gave him the Namikaze property and belongings, which included a smithing area, the tools to smith with, and a monkey for some reason.

He was told by the Hokage that he would be assigned to a genin team that was one member short.

The first chapter is done! There was going to be more, but then my computer glitched and deleted it. Sorry!

Now, Harem selection, vote for one. Anko gets one vote from me, and one vote for already having sex with Naruto. No voting for Sakura.

Anko, Ino, Female Haku (needs twenty votes before chapter 5), Hanabi, Kurenai, Tenten, Shizune, Princess Koyuki/Yuki, that is the selection, add others (not Sakura) if you want, and remember that Hinata and FemKyuubi are already going to be in the harem.

Pick any 2 of the rookie nine (not Tenten, Lee, or Neji) to be on the same team as Naruto. The one with the most votes brings their sensei in as well.