Am I late? No? Good.

Well, here I am again, with chapter 4 of The Ways of the Namikaze. There will be randomness, Shikamaru being high, and Hinata doing what she does best.

That's right. Stripping.

Naruto walked to training field 27 to meet his new teammates. His pet monkey Bobo was sitting on his head. He was wearing a red shirt and black cargo shorts. He had his normal shoes. It turns out that his teammates were none other than...

Shikamaru being high? Hinata stripping?

"What the hell is going on here?!" shouted Naruto at the top of his lungs. "Why is Shikamaru high?! And why are you stripping, Hinata?" He said the last sentence with less volume, because Hinata had a pretty good rack, for her age. It seems that she always wore that sweater to cover up her ginormous breasts.

"Hey, Naruto," Shikamaru said in the voice of being high (you know, where they talk slowly, as if they're drunk, but with more enthusiasm). He then turned to Hinata. "Dare you to kiss him," said Shikamaru.

Hinata, who was still half-naked, responded by fainting. It is a good thing that I made their sensei show up, or Hinata woulda been raped.

Anko showed up. She noticed Hinata half-naked and passed out, and that Shikamaru was high. She then managed to make it seem as if it was Naruto's fault. She was beating Naruto up when Asuma showed the hell up.

"Ummm... Anko, I don't think that goes-" Asuma began, only to be interupted by the sound of cracking bones. Asuma winced as he continued in a lighter voice, "there..."

Anko then realized that Naruto was dead. (I need him to die at some point, to be brought back to life by Kyuubi. It is how he becomes half demon.) She also noticed that his ears were disappering, and that the containment seal was breaking. The Kyuubi would soon be un-leashed(that was oddly appropriate). 'It's all my fault,' Anko thought as the seal disappeared.

Then, the Kyuubi appeared. SHE was a female, appearing to be 25 years of age. She wore nothing! Her breasts were easily CC size, she had fox ears, and she had a fox tail. It is my favorite dream! Too bad I'm just writing this. :(

She then cut a small amount of Naruto's hand open with her nail, before doing the same to her own. She intertwined their hands to let her blood enter his body. She was truly in love with him, it was unfortunate for him to die, but she was unsealed at full power, and she was reviving him.

The first thing to change about Naruto were his ears. They became fox ears on top of his head. He next grew a fox tail. Anko's only thought from then on was 'KAWAII!!' She soon fainted, like Hinata.

About an hour later, Naruto and Hinata woke up, but Shikamaru had moved Hinata on top of Naruto, and Asuma, being the lazy ass that he is in this fic, did nothing. Hinata noticed that she was entirely naked, and was kissing Naruto, who was on top of her. Naruto noticed this as well, and got up faster than you can point and yell "RAPIST!" at the top of your lungs, making Hinata faint yet again.

Naruto quickly took in his surroundings. Asuma was smoking, Anko was... doing something that I can't say because of the rating of this fic..., and Shikamaru was sleeping. He woke Shikamaru up, and then dressed Hinata before waking her up. Hinata was having her favorite dream, and just before she orgasmed (in her dream) she woke up. She looked at Naruto and kissed him, then asked him out on a date.

"Sure."

"Way to go, kit. She has a nice body. drools" Guess who this is. If you don't know, then go watch some anime, dattebayo!

'Ummm,... thanks?'

"Your welcome, and so am I."

Naruto visibly shuddered, and then got some of Kyuubi's thoughts, where he started twitching.

"Are you alright, Naruto-kun?" asked Hinata.

"Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. Who are you-ou-ou..." Naruto tried to say, pointing at the Kyuubi and her naked form. He then collapsed again, but this time from a massive nose-bleed.

Kyuubi sighed and revived him yet again. He would still be unconscious for a few more minutes. She noticed that Asuma, Anko, and Shikamaru were staring at her and having slight nose-bleeds. She realized that she had no clothes, she she brought up a kitsune-jutsu to make her seem as if she was wearing clothes. The clothes were a red kimono and black sandals.

Phew... Barely managed to finish in time. Sorry it's so short. I promise that the next chapter will be longer.

Kyuubi: He doesn't mean that.

whispering to Kyuubi Quiet, and I'll bring you to my room later...

Kyuubi: tapes mouth shut

Well anyways, see ya on the 5th... hopefully...