Yo. Didn't expect me to keep my word, did you?
Well here I am. Ready for the exams. So is Naruto's team, but how will Sasuke's team fare, and what of Shino's team?
Read. It is the fountain of life.
Also, from now on expect Sakura, Sasuke, and Kakashi bashing.
Naruto was in his family's library, reading up on seals. He had finished memorizing them and went to sleep.
The next day, he and his team met at their usual training ground. There was nothing unusual about this day, except...
"Where the hell are Asuma and Anko?! It isn't like them to be late, dammit!" Naruto practically shouted. Kyuubi winced, and went into a long rant that he could have damaged her ears. She stopped when she noticed Asuma and Anko approaching.
"Well, we have good news, bad news, and confidential news," Asuma said when he got there. "The good news is that we've nominated you for the Chunin Exams. The bad news is that Anko is one of the procters."
"The confidential news is that Asuma is dating Kurenai!" Anko shouted with a smirk on her face. Asuma was afraid that someone had overheard.
Unfortunately for him, but hilariously for those watching, it was the Hokage that heard Anko. He kept it to himself though, to torture him about it in the privacy of the Sarutobi clan household.
Bobo, the monkey from the second actual chapter, came out and said hi to Kyuubi.
Thsi caused her to take a close look at the monkey. She saw something that no one else had, and smirked.
"Sanbi, revert to your human form right now," Kyuubi said with the grin of an exhausted fox.
The monkey vanished in a puff of green smoke. In its place was a normal looking human, save the monkey tail coming out from a kimono type of clothing. He grinned and said, "Now, now Kyuubi, don't get your panties in a bunch." He was then punched so hard that he flew around the world and landed right where he had been.
The Sanbi is the Bijuu of Mokuton, of wood. As a side note, I have decided to change the poison chakra type to metal. The Sanbi is able to change form at will, as well as control the plant life around him.
The day of the chunin exam was here, and Naruto and his team were ready. Anko was not legally able to tell them much about the exams, but she did tell them to pack for a week-long survival exercise. Asuma gave them all a weapon, specifically to help them in battle. The weapons were chosen by a weapon master, so they will get used to the weapons fast. Naruto had a specialized sword made out of adamant, the hardest natural metal on the planet. Hinata had a pain of spiked adamant guantlents, which she found she could easily shoot chakra through. Shikamaru got a dagger of adament, made so that it could transmit shadows around him.
The day before the exams, Asuma and Anko thought it wise if they all shared summoning contracts, so now they all have six contracts because Kyuubi brought out the dragon contract for them to sign. So now, each one had the Dragon, Fox, Eagle (Hinata), Monkey (Asuma), Snake (Anko), and Deer (Shikamaru) contracts.
Kyuubi was in her fox form and draped around Naruto's neck, while Sanbi was in his small chimp form and trotting behind him. They made it past the disturbance on the second floor, where Sasuke was trying to act tough and emo by stopping some chunin from letting them through to the third floor. Naruto noticed that his arm had small scars on it, where he had likely gone emo(not Naruto's arm, Sasugay's). They got through the first test without any trouble, each one of them knew the answers because of their advanced training and Naruto's library.
Then Anko burst in through the window. She told them all to get to the forest of death. Naruto's team grinned, because this was their assigned training ground.
Y'know what? I'm going to skip to the third round preliminaries.
All of the matches are the same, except Hinata's and Naruto's matches.
"Would the Hyuugas get done here so we can start the match?" said Zabuza, the procter.
"Greetings, Zabuza. I hope that you do not have to stop the match early because of Neji giving up." Hinata was as cheerful as ever.
Neji got mad, and when Zabuza said begin, Neji leapt towards Hinata and did a palm thrust to her stomach, only to find... a shadow clone. And a summon dragon the size of a bus. The dragon chased Neji around until Hinata, who could barely breathe from laughter, called him off and knocked Neji out with a flick to the forehead.
This shocked those gathered, especially Lee and Tenten.
"Would Naruto and dog-breath get down here?"
Kiba got pissed at being called dog-breath while Naruto greeted Zabuza.
When the match began, Kiba used his fang-over-fang combo with Akamaru, which Naruto blocked with wind chakra. Naruto then summoned an eagle, which proceded to abduct Akamaru. This only made Kiba angrier. Naruto then rushed in and... spit on Kiba's hair, then froze it with ice chakra, weighing him down enough that when he tried his spiral fang, he knocked himself out.
Given a month to train, Naruto, Hinata, and Shikamaru went over to Naruto's house with Asuma and Anko to learn what each one could do, before deciding that Asuma would train Shikamaru, Anko would train Hinata, and Kyuubi would help Naruto with his training.
On the way to the hot springs, Naruto saw a pervert peeping into where Kyuubi had tolf Naruto to meet her. He then punched the man into the pool-like bath, and he was thrown out by a barely clothed Kyuubi, who soon came out as well.
"Help me, kid!" said the old pervert. (I'll bet you can't guess who this is)
"No way. You just got caught peeping my fiance, and I won't stop her from castrating you. Unless you offer me training in something that I can't do."
Jiraya (sp?) was then asking him about what he could do, and Jiraya told him of another two summoning contracts that he had. One was the toad contract, and the other could only be signed by a Namikaze.
Naruto summoned Gamabunta and Kyuubi made it so that Naruto could summon any toad without his consent. The other contract was known as the demon ccontract, and it summoned devils and could summon the Bijuu. Kyuubi made him sign it so that she didn't have to follow him all of the time.
And so, Naruto learned more about his various bloodlines, and discovered that there were another ten to unlock. The thing he hates though is that they are all triggered by age. He only has one more which he can train in, and that is the chouingan, which allows him to place seals with a thought and a small amount of chakra to a non-Uzumaki. Since he is an Uzumaki, he doesn't even notice he is using chakra.
He learned all of the seals that it normally takes a lifetime to learn in the course of one month, shocking the shit out of Jiraya. He hadn't realized that the Namikaze clan had that sort of doujutsu.
The day of the exams was there. And a black cat was about to cross Gaara's path, but he crushed it on his way to the finals. He would soon learn what his sand couldn't do...
Well, that chapter is finished. Oh yeah, after Sasuke bretrays Konoha, this story will almost have nothing to do with the manga or anime.
Expect more next time in the grueling finals... well, not so hard for Naruto's team, who are easily Jonin level, likely much stronger than Kakashi.