Disclaimer:I do not own Twilight or this awesome Idea My freind did.

Hey yall OK this awesome Idea came while Me and My friend Sammi Normand were talking about My story and that is how this Idea came to be.

Hope yall like it.

RNPOV

Uncle Emmett and Daddy are acting really weird; I'm scared. Why is my father LAYING on uncle Emmett? I think he's got problems. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, Jake I love you. Why can't you be with me right now? I need help. What is uncle Emmett talking to uncle Jasper about changing Daddy back. Oh I get it, uncle Jazzy's got the power to change peoples feelings, ahhhh gotcha. all right. But I'm still scared.

"Daddy," I asked in my little four year old voice. "Do you love uncle Emmett more than you love Momma?" I did my puppy dog eyes that Jake had taught me to get the truth.

"No,sweetie, I love Momma MORE than I love uncle Emmett." He replied kneeling as he spoke.

"Anyone up for Wii Sports?" uncle Emmett asked

"I'll play against you in tennis." I said Confidently

"Your on youngster." uncle Emmett said. I rolled my eyes at him. I hate it when people call me youngster.

EMPOV

The youngster challenged me to a game of tennis. I accepted because no one could beat the EMINATOR!!!!!!

"Emmett, seriously," Edward said. "The Eminator." Crap he heard that. Damn mind reading powers. I went upstairs to get on my pretty pink tutu and my princess sweatband set. (they are all pink.) When I walked downstairs everyone was there: Edward,Jasper,Rose,Alice,Bella, and Nessie. And they were all laughing at me.

"Whats so funny?" I asked

"The Eminator is a Ballerina princess." said Edward "And you called ME gay."

"Yeah so, when I beat Nessie, You wont be laughing." I said trying to defend myself. It obviously wasn't helping.

"Oh, she wont beat you," said Bella. "She'll kick your ass."

The game began, and we were playing best of five. Nessie was in the lead. I kept hitting it the wrong way. Which way do you hit the ball. I lost at Wii sports. ALL of the sports. so I challenged the little youngster to an arm wrestling match. No one had beat me in arm wrestling before.

RNPOV

I beat Emmett at all of the Wii sports and we're doing an arm wrestling contest now. Mom was right I didn't just beat uncle Emmett at Wii sports I kicked his ass.

Arm wrestling was a little bit harder though. But I still won. Then came the hunting contest the swimming contest the who could annoy Daddy first contest. I won them all . It's official. I Renesmee Carlie Cullen is Better than uncle Emmett.

So what u think I know its a bit short, but I thought It was funny writing it. push the big white button with the green stuff on it