A/N: This is written after Bella is changed but Nessie doesn't exist. This is just a stupid fic I came up with while looking at an Alaskan Quarter. The song is S.E.X. by Nickelback.

Disclaimer: I'm not SM. If I owned Twilight I definitely would not write this story!

Emmett's POV:

"Your total come to $24.75, sir" the blonde said as she popped her bubblegum at me. How can people even eat that stuff? It's just plain gross! Anyway I handed her $30 and waited for my change. She handed me a five dollar bill and a quarter. I looked at the state on the back because Jasper and I have a bet going. When I saw the back I started running to my jeep. I just had to show somebody! Hmmm… who could I tell? I know… Bella! She's been a lot more fun now that she's been changed. We moved to Denali, Alaska two years ago even though Bella is immune to human blood. She's got other powers too, but they're not important. Ah! I keep getting off topic, back to the quarter! I've got to block Edward so he can't tell Bella. Hmmm…what song should I sing? Oh! I know!

No is a dirty word,
Never gonna say it first,
No it just a thought that never crosses my mind.
Maybe in the parking lot,
Better bring your friend along,
Better rock together than just one at a time.
S is for the simple need.
E is for the ecstasy.
X is just to mark the spot,
Because that's the one you really want.
(Yes!) Sex is always the answer, it's never a question,
'Coz the answer's yes, oh the answers (Yes)
Not just a suggestion, if you ask a question,
Then it's always yes. Yeeeah!
I'm loving what you wanna wear,
I wonder what's up under there?
Wonder if I'll ever have it under my tongue?
I'll love to try to set you free,
I love you all over me.
Love hearin' the sound you make the second you're done.
S is for the simple need.
E is for the ecstasy.
X is just to mark the spot,
Because that's the one you really want.
(Yes!) Sex is always the answer, it's never a question,
'Coz the answer's yes, oh the answers (Yes).
Not just a suggestion, if you ask a question,
Then it's always yes. Yeeeah! (YES)

Yeeeeeeeah, yeeeah, yeah.
Yeeeeeeeah, yeeeah, yeah.
Yeeeeeeeah, yeeeah, yeah.
Yeeeeeeeah, yeeeah, yeah.
S is for the simple need.
E is for the ecstasy.
X is just to mark the spot,
Because that's the one you really waaaant.
(Yes!) Sex is always the answer, it's never a question,
'Coz the answer's yes, oh the answer's (Yes).
Not just a suggestion, if you ask a question,
Then it's always yes. Yeeeah! (YES)
(Yes!) Sex is always the answer, it's never a question,
'Coz the answer's yes, oh the answer's (Yes).
Not just a suggestion, if you ask a question,
Then it's always yes. Yeeeah! (YES)
Yeeeeeeeah, yeeeah, yeah.
Yeeeeeeeah, yeeeah, yeah.
Yeeeeeeeah, yeeeah, yeah.
Yeeeeeeeah, yeeeah, yeah.
YES!

I love this song! As soon as I parked I ran into the house and found Bella and Edward reading Wuthering Heights for the eighty billionth time. I've got to focus ok coin…coin…coin

"Hey Bella! Guess what!"

"What is it Emmett? I'm in no mood for games."

"They made a quarter just for me!"

"What do you mean Emmett?" Edward asked. They both looked very confused. I thought about the coin to show Edward. As soon as he saw it he burst out laughing.

"Would you stop that? I want to know!" Bella said irritated.

"Bella, Bella, Bella… the Alaskan quarter was made for me! It's got a picture of a grizzly bear on it!" I said like I was talking to a three year old. Bella groaned as Edward kept laughing.

"Emmett you know… you know what? Never mind. Congratulations!" I smiled.

"Thank you Bella! I knew you'd understand!" I hugged her then ran to find Rose. "Hey Rosie did you know that they made a quarter just for me?"

BTW Emmett's not stupid, I just love his silliness! Please Review!