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Invader Zim- The End?
Chapter 19
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"You'll cause Cranium damage that way."
Zim head stopped in its endless beating against the wall. His left eye fixed upon the human in his ship. She had just been sitting there for the longest time. He, on the other hand, had been furiously bashing his head on the control panel to his ship in an attempt to wake from his horrible nightmare. When they had been running from the ship as it crashed into the park Gaz had warned him that she would plunge him into a nightmare world from which he would never wake. Perhaps he had not released his grip for the torment that he endured at that moment seemed like an endless nightmare. All he wanted to do was wake up from it.
Gaz had been sitting there, her GS3 in hand, during the entire trip. They'd been gone not 3 hours before Zim finally lost himself in a whirl of annoyance. The fact that Gir was malfunctioning more than he should have been was what ticked him off down to his squeedly spooch. The fact that the Gaz-human ignored him with every fiber of her being was what sent him off of the edge. Normally, a human ignoring him would have been the better thing to happen and he wouldn't have minded it all too much. He assumed, however, that the Gaz was just ignoring him for fun.
That made him crazy.
Zim thumped his head hard against the controls again. "Stupid…"
There was a red light that flashed through the ship. It blinked on, causing Zim's skin to look red and his eyes green. Gaz lifted and eyelid to the flashing red and nudged at Zim. "You gonna get that?" The Irken sitting next to her groaned deeply in his throat and twitched a little bit. She glared at him as she resumed control over the Voot Runner. "I feel sorry for you Zim. Two hours with a girl and you've already lost all hope."
"This… is… a… nightmare…"
"That's what they all say." A tiny body sitting in a very strange place caught Gaz's eye. She glanced upwards with one eye. "…"
Zim raised a brow to her. His eyes looked upwards to where she had been looking. The Irken boy grumbled with discontent and bared his teeth at no one in particular. "Gir… GET OFF MY HEAD!!"
The robot sat up on his head and rubbed his eye before leaping down. Gir touched down onto the controls and sat down as he looked out into the infinite void that was space. It was so big. It was so black. There were just so many stars. It was a cosmic wonderland that would have filled any soul with amazement and awe. It was a vast void of infinite space and knowledge. Who was to know what was on the other side of it, or at the end for that matter. Who was to know what planets had yet to be discovered? What treaties had yet to be sighed? What life was yet to start and what life was yet to end?
Losing interest in space Gir turned around to face his master.
Zim just sat there, his head on the controls and his eyes closed with fury. Occasionally the Irken would spit out inaudible bits of his own language. Of course Gir could understand but the little robot wondered why his master didn't speak in a language that the pretty girl was able to understand as well. He didn't recognize the fact that Zim had bashed a hole in the dashboard of the ship. Gir smiled once but Zim did not smile back at him. Zim failed to appreciate his utter cuteness.
Losing interest in his master Gir turned to face the pretty girl.
Gaz was engrossed within her video game. At one point Gir had made the sad mistake of peeking over her shoulders to see what level she was on or what game she was playing for that matter. The poor robot had nearly lost his second arm. Gir watched Gaz as she fiddled with the controls of her GS3. He wondered why she didn't speak much and why she hated everyone. He thought that, if she tried, she could be really popular, seeing as she was real pretty and all. But that was just his opinion.
Losing interest in the pretty girl Gir turned to face black void.
Zim sighed. "Am I awake yet?"
"No."
He smashed his head again. "How about now?"
"No."
He smashes his head again. "How about now?"
"If you can still talk to me then you know the answer."
Zim sighed again.
The silence between them ensued.
It was a half hour before someone spoke up to break the silence. Gaz paused her game and nudged Zim. The Irken stirred a little but did not rise from his spot. She was surprised that his neck was able to hold that much strain for such a long period of time. "Zim, I have a question and I want an answer." The Invader grunted his reply. She wasn't sure whether he had agreed to answer it, said that he would not, or swore at her. Regardless, she continued. "Why do you want to take over the Earth?"
Zim sat up straight. There was a snapping sound that came from his neck as he did so. Gir flinched at the sound but didn't turn around. Gaz didn't have any reaction to it at all. The Irken turned to her with an inquisitive look. "Why?"
"I want to know."
"In that case, it's because I have Invader blood running through my veins… Like giant radioactive rubber pants. It is the pants that command me to do so and so I do not ignore my veins."
"Radioactive… rubber… pants…?"
"Yes."
Gaz sat back and looked out of the Voot Runner's front window. She smiled as she stared at the infinite black void. Though it was a tiny smile, which most people, if not all, would have never been able to see, it was there. That smile sat on her face as Zim sat back in his chair. "That had to be… the stupidest reason… ever."
"Eh?"
"I said that it's a stupid reason."
"What do you know, Gaz-human? You know nothing of the Irken Empire."
"Why care what the Empire thinks of you? Why not be who you want to be?"
"I want to be an Invader. I have since I was a smeet."
"Are you serious?"
"Yes."
"In that case, forget it." Gaz lifted her GS3 to her face and became to engross herself in the world of Vampire Piggy Hunter.
Zim snarled to himself. Stupid Gaz-human…
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Gaz heard Zim snarl slightly. Idiotic invader...
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Brooke: Gir fan! Go you! My brothers are big Gir fans too. Not sure about Morgan. Anyways, you'll be happy to know that I plan to write more Gir chapters for the future of this fanfic. And don't worry; I don't plan to kill Gir off. Anyone who kills of the cutest/silliest character in history needs to have something bad happen to him or her. Merry Platypus to you too.
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