Really really really really really short Amuto love.

Ikuto's sleeping under a tree, and by chance, Amu finds him.

note: obentou/obento: lunch box

Professional Perverts Attack Their Victims When They're Asleep

The leaves in the tree rustled as a mild breeze blew across the city. Hidden safely in the tree's shade, Ikuto rested comfortably against the soft grass, thinking about nothing but how great if felt to be lazy.

"Ikuto?" a familiar voice called out to him.

Ikuto didn't budge a bit, keeping his eyes closed. He felt a shift in the grass and could sense a cheerful shorty sitting beside him.

"Eh? He's really sleeping." the voice giggled while poking his face, leaning against the tree herself.

"The view isn't so bad up here... It's a great picnic spot." she smiled, pulling out her obentou.

Ikuto unconsciously twitched when the yummy smell of food reach him. Sneakily, Ikuto lifted one eyelid and peeked at the innocent little shorty sitting beside him.

No doubt about it, it was Amu. Of course, Ikuto already knew that. He wouldn't be pretending to still be asleep if it was somebody else. Ikuto pictured Utau hugging him to death.

"Ah!!!" Amu suddenly let out a soft cry.

Ikuto twitched again, watching Amu quietly with one eye.

"Thank you Mama!!!" Amu drooled over the good-looking food before her, instantly shoving it down her mouth.

Ikuto snickered, but Amu didn't notice.

Suddenly, a single branch snapped and fell over, landing near where Amu was. Amu panicked, looking over to her side to see what the sound came from.

"Eh? It's just a branch!" Amu sighed, turning back to her obento.

She reached for her half-eaten sandwich, but it wasn't there.

"Huh? Where'd it go?" Amu was completely stupefied.

"It couldn't be...a ghost?!?!" Amu whitened. "I-I-I-IKUTO!!! Wake up! G-Ghost!!! T-There's a g-ghost somewhere!!!" Amu turned to Ikuto, practically in tears.

Amu's paled face reddened into fury. Ikuto was still pretending to sleep, but the half-eaten sandwich was sitting between his grinning teeth.

"You're obviously awake." Amu growled pinching Ikuto's cheek out.

"Ow...that hurts, you know." Ikuto smirked finishing the sandwich.

He glanced over at the obentou, looking for more food. Amu distanced the obentou away from him, watching his cat ears pop out in excitement.

"You're not getting any...," Amu said defensively. "No matter what you say, I won't give you any!"

Ikuto smirked, taking Amu's threat as a challenge.

"Amu...," Ikuto inched closer to her, ready to take the food away from her. "That's pretty mean of you...Not feeding me even after you did those things to me while I was asleep."

Amu flushed, her jaw dropping down in shock.

"W-W-W-Wh-Wh-WHAT?! I didn't do anything!!!!!" Amu panicked.

"How can I believe you? I was asleep the entire time, and who knows what you could've done to me while I was sleeping." Ikuto grinned.

"Lies! You were awake the entire time!!! B-Besides, I-I only poked your face!!!" Amu stammered.

"See? Amu did try to attack me. Amu is a professional pervert."

"S-Say what?!?! P-Professional?!?!" Amu freaked out, needing an explanation.

"Professional perverts attack their victims when they (the victims) are asleep, just like you, Amu." Ikuto winked.

Amu turned into stone, not able to believe what she was hearing. Ikuto happily grabbed more sandwhiches from the obentou and chowed down while watching his favorite show: Amu freaking out.

"Hey!!! ~da nya! I've been here the entire time, you know!!! ~da nya! Don't ignore me! ~da nya!!!" Yoru screamed.

Fin. Kyahhh! Anyone seen shugo chara ep 65?!?! Eeeeek! Sexy-ness!!!