A/N: Harry Potter. Drabblish scenarios as to what would have happened if Harry were a squib.

Disclaimer: Not the owner of Harry Potter. Italics are bits lifted directly from the book.

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'Up! Up! Up! 'Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! UP! UP! UP! Madam Hooch! There's something wrong with my broomstick!'

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