title: Ten Ways Dean Might Have Died
spoilers: 3.11 Mystery Spot
summary: Sam will never look at bunnies the same way again.
category: gen; humor with a touch of angst
word count: 140
-1-
He didn't know she had a boyfriend. Honest.
-2-
"Dude, it's just like those trees we used to climb at Pastor Jim's!"
(For the record, Sam told him not to.)
-3-
Who would've guessed? Broward County had a zoo. With tigers.
-4-
And monkeys.
(You really don't want to know.)
-5-
"Aw, look, Sammy! It's a kitten!"
-6-
Plane crash.
(He wasn't in the plane. He was just standing where it landed.)
-7-
Drowned.
In a mud puddle.
-8-
He's not even allergic to peanuts.
Right?
-9-
Sam will never look at bunnies the same way again.
-10-
"Sam, 's the car okay?" Dean slurred.
Sam blinked, blinked again. His eyes burned. "The car's fine, Dean," he said, looking at the tangle of sharp-edged metal surrounding his brother.
"Good." Dean smiled a little as his eyes slid closed. "Good."
-end-