-1Hey people, this is the second chapter…well duh what else would it be…good question…oh well that I will have to think about…ok so this is the chapter where everyone meets and they get their mission… hope you guys like…

Reminder- this story is has drugs sex and alcohol in it. It also contains yaoi, cutting, a little Sakura bashing, and a plot for a war between a mafia and a gang. This also has some to a lot of killing depending on what happens.

Rated: Mature

Warning- this is a yuri kiss in this chapter…and a yaoi one too… so yeah…

Disclaim- I don't own the cute little blonde Naruto or his friends…sadness.

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Recap of chapter 1

"Yo, Whats…hey Sakura why are you crying?" Kakashi asked, his other guest going unseen.

"Sasuke hit me because of something that happened to Naruto." she cried out. (BITCH, at least tell the truth.

"Sasuke is that true?" Kakashi knowing some of that was a lie.

"I did hit her but it was only because she was being an ass to Naruto and Naruto has been through hell. BUT yet you're talking to me and don't even care about him." Sasuke said in a pissy voice, after he had walked over to Naruto. , leaving you with a stunned Kakashi, crying Sakura, and a very intrigued guest.

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Chapter Two - WHAT???

Sasuke had just calmed Naruto down again, while Sakura just sat there in a pissy mood. ( that what you XP. ) Kakashi…well Kakashi was doing what he always did…read his porn and our mystery person sat next to him, reading over is shoulder commenting every so often.

"Kakashi do you ever plan to introduce your guest?" Naruto asked in his cheerful voice.

`interesting, he likes putting up acts…hmm this is goin to be fun` mystery guest thought, as they looked down on the three of them.

"Kakashi, should I introduce myself then.." they asked quietly so no one would hear them.

"I'll do it in a minute." he answered as he finished the last page in his Icha Icha Paradise.

"Ok, done." Kakashi said as he jumped down from the tree, landing perfectly in the middle of the trio.

"Ok this is our new team mate for this mission, Kitty" he said as she did a perfect flip and landed on the logs that each sat under.

"Heyy" she said, her voice light and cheerful, it was like a warm summer wind, it was calming.

"Ok just so you guyz now, my name is Amber, but I have a lot of cat like qualities. So they nicknamed me Kitty, so you guyz can just call me that." she said with a smile.

`Shit,` Sakura thought, as she looked her over. She had the prettiest purple eyes, hair mid length, it was blonde with pink strikes in it. Her body was short, her legs long and thin but showed all the muscle perfectly. Her chest was like `OH MY GOD! Her chest is bigger then mine` Sakura thought as kept looking her over. she wore a black mini skirt with a part of booty short under it and a black tang top that read "I'm the one that made your boyfriend straight". `damn it she's sooo much cuter then I am. Her skin is even tan like Naruto's.` she thought, as Kitty jumped down in front of where Sakura now stood.

"Hey hun, if you keep staring you goin to make me you boyfriend jealous." she said as she place a small kiss on the shocked Sakura Lips, making Sakura totally flip out. When Kitty finally moved away, leaving Sakura with a deep blush.

"Sorry hun, you looked like you were going to attack me…so I just kissed you." Kitty said, sticking her arms behind her head.

*quiet laughter*

Everyone looked over at Naruto who now had his face buried into Sasuke's shoulder laughing quietly. He was trying so hard to hide it, just see her face like that made his day, but the best thing was that it was a genuine laugh. This made Sasuke so happy, that he hugged Naruto unknowingly.

"Kitty, your still as funny as ever." Naruto final said, as he looked up at everyone, with teary eyes and a tiny smile.

"you know her Naruto?" Sakura asked in a totally surprised voice.

"yup, we've been good friends for awhile. She's like a sister to me." Naruto said with another tiny smile.

"aww, so you do remember Naru-Chan?" Kitty said, as smile a tiny smile too.

"yeah even though its been a while, how could I forget you?" he said as they both broke into a laughter that no one got, but them.

"So Kakashi, how did you meet Kitty? I know she like a really high ranked…so why is she helping us?? I swear I' m mean…damn it!" Naruto said as he sat up completely and moved from Sasuke arms.

"Sorry Kitty," he said as he hugged her.

"It's fine Naru-Chan, I knew what you meant." she said hugging him back.

"to answer your question, I'm here on a favor for the Hokage." she said with a foxy smile, like the one Naruto usually has on.

"I know her because we just went on a mission together." Kakashi said surprising everyone, except Kitty.

"well, now that you all now each other and we all know that Sakura was kissed by Naruto "sister". Lets get on with the show." Kakashi said, now a little irritated by they lack of memory.

"Umm, sorry but the Hokage needs to talk to me…so I'll be going…Bye bye Naru-Chan, Sasuke, and Sakura." she said give each one a hug, except Sasuke who she just shock hands with and then disappeared.

" *sigh* ok, lets get on with this." Kakashi said, now having the full attention of his squad.

"ok, you guys plus Kitty, will be going on a mission to a two different boarding schools. They are close to each other so you don't have to worry about that. These boarding schools are NOT co-ed, so Naruto and Sasuke will be paired together and Sakura your with Kitty." Kakashi started as he took his place on top of the logs that stood in the field.

"You will also be working at a child care center, I don't want any complaints from anyone." Kakashi said with a stressed out look.

"what did you say we would be doing?!" Naruto yelled.

"you heard me, and you will do what you are told." Kakashi answered with an evil smile.

`sadistic bastard` Naruto thought as he glared at Kakashi.

"now on a more serious note, Naruto you will have to pretend to be Sasuke's girlfriend, cause you will be picked up by the other people there." Kakashi said with a smile and then *POOF*, leaving a very confused blonde and a very happy Sasuke.

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Sasuke's house - (Sasuke said Naruto had to say with him to night. Leaving a very bitchy pick haired chick XP.)

"Umm, Sasuke what did Kakashi mean when he said that other people would pick me up?" Naruto asked as he laid next to Sasuke. (their in bed)

Sasuke loved Naruto's innocents, it what made him so cute. He gentle pulled Naruto into his arms, "it because the people at the private school don't know about Kyuubi. So that what stop them from asking you out. Your very cute my little fox" Sasuke said as he hugged Naruto.

"Sasuke do friends really hug like this…I mean I never see Shika and Chouji like this…" Naruto said, as he blushed at the closeness of Sasuke's body.

"Naruto, it fine. This way no one can hurt you." he said as he started to dose off.

"Sasuke…Sasuke…"Naruto said quietly, but had no luck, Sasuke was asleep. (him and Naruto trained until late)

`oh well, I guess its ok this once.` Naruto said, with a smile , as he cuddled into Sasuke's body.

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Preview

"Naruto, is this really ok?" Sasuke asked as they laid in bed.

"yeah, it's fine." Naruto answered as he turned to face Sasuke.

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