Scene 5 Actors Intuition
*camera view slightly blocked, all the characters arrive in camera view *
Brittany: That was fun!! Lets do that again!
Jack: No lets not..! We finally escaped ..them.. so lets just go inside and get our script so we can set things right.
Bobby: Why?
Seamus: Because things have been happening without the writer saying so or at least we have no idea if or if not the writer wants all of this to happen and if so why?
Christina: Good thing we have subtitles
Brett: Why?
Christina: I wouldn't have understand him at all otherwise
Brett: ah...
Jack: ANYWAYS........ lets go inside
*Jack turns and out of the corner of his eye sees the camera *
Jack: For the Love of........ *Brittany covers his mouth *
Brittany: Hey! Watch your mouth!
Seamus: obviously they are supposed to come in Jack or they wouldn't be here
* group starts walking in and sees 'the writer' dead on the floor *
Jack: Fine but is Mr Masterson......
Bobby: I don't think you have to worry about that Jack...
*Scene fades out then fades in again *
Brittany: HAROLD! *screams * NO!!!!
All(except Brittany) :Harold?!
Brittany: uh duh.... Harold J. Masterson... he created all of us didn't he?
Jack: (to Brett, mock surprised) shes smart suddenly...
Bobby: *pokes Brittany * but none of us call him 'Harold'
*Brittany slaps Bobby; Seamus laughs and puts arm around Brittany *
Christina: bad.. bad...bad...
Seamus: What?
Christina: (hysterical) This is BAD! No writer! Its chaos... its its...
Brett: Get a hold of yourself Christina!
*Brett shakes Christina; door slams all jump *
Jack: What was that?
Bobby: Dramatic Irony?
Jack: What?! No it was.. never mind, the NOISE idiot.. honestly..
Bobby: Oh... Killer?
Seamus: Now what makes you say that?
Bobby: Actors Intuition
Brittany: ooooooooooooooooh
Seamus: Lets Investigate!
Jack: Investigate?
Seamus: Well the script has got to be here somewhere hasn't it?
*dramatic CSI music plays scene speeds up as cast looks for script *
* papers fly everywhere; someone pulls out crime scene tape, characters trip over dead body; bad guy peeks through the window several times *
Christina: ITS NOT HERE!!!
Seamus: (to Jack) What do we do now?