Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or Burger King or Wendy's or McDonalds or Chick Fil A.
Bella's Point of View.
"I'm so bored! So… Very… BORED!!" whined Alice.
"OOOOOOH!!!! ME ME ME! I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO ALICE!!!" exclaimed Emmett in his hyper voice.
"Oh no Emmett! Not again. You know what happened last time. That's why we had to move." Said Edward disapprovingly.
" What? What are you talking about?" I asked.
"Emmett is going to make you go Edward." Said Alice. "So lets go!"
We all piled into the Volvo that Edward loved so much.
"Ummm…" I muttered.
"Emmett is taking us to Burger King." Edward said, his tone still disapproving.
"Why?" I asked cautiously.
"You'll
see." Said Emmett, with a smug grin on his face.
We pulled into
the parking lot. Emmett got out of the Volvo and went into the
drive-thru line. ON FOOT! When he got to the window, he said "Hi, I
need 423 of your BK crowns, and a McChicken."
The man in the window stuttered. "ummm… I don't think we sell them…"
"IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A CAR, ISN'T IT? WELL I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU BUSTER! I'M MARRIED TO A MAN AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE FUN TONIGHT! AND I'M GOING TO TELL YOUR MANAGER THAT YOU ARE DISCRIMINATING AGAINST ME BECAUSE I'M A POOR GAY MAN!!" Emmett roared.
Then he stomped away and jumped into the Volvo. Everybody started cracking up. "Now… On to Chick Fil A…" said Emmett deviously.