Chapter 3: The Talent-Show
Thanx to all the reviews:
Zoey tamagachi
Inuyasha and Kagome's pup
Crazy guard girl
Kyla Murphy
I'm just going to skip till the Talent Show
Here are the pairings for it
Kik/Inu
Kag/Yusu (yes, he somehow managed to ask her out)
San/Kur
The four friends walked in together at the Talent Show.
Kagome – black and red sneakers with skulls on them, mini jeans skirt, striped black, white & red stockings, red tubetop ( if you want to see it go here .com/prod_images_ )
Sango – pink & black sneakers, knee-long black jeans, pink 56cm shirt
Much to the boys'dissapointment both Kagome and Sango had dates. Sango and Kuramaa had their hands locked together, while Kagome and Yusuke just stood closer to each other.
The teacher went on the stage.
"Are you all ready?" he asked
"YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" screamed thousands of teenagers
"Then I present you the first competitor, Inuyasha singind and Kikyo dancing.
Kikyo:
Oh,
my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks
like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who
understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her,
because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her
butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's
like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!
Inuyasha
I
like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't
deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a
round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your
tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans
she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I
wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to
warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh,
Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use
me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them
dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it
goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat
butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him
that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas!
(Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em
to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy
butt!
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby
got back!
Inuyasha
I
like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just
can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my
scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I
ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for
toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy
double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that
bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos
walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women
like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with
ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I
wanna *fuck*
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A
lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it
and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and
I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies!
{Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes
{Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to
shout
Baby got back!
Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when
it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my
selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".
Inuyasha
So
your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But
Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't
want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or
sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna
play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't
gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to
retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with
that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And
I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the
magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't
resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead
tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he
chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies,
if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial
1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got
back!
(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]
Half of the people booed and the other half cheered.
"That was Inuyasha with Kikyo." Said the teacher
Yusuke, Kagome, Kurama and Sango just snorted.
"Next is Sango and Kagome."
Kagome and Sango gracefully made their way to the stage.
"This song is dedicated to Inuyasha and Kikyo."said Kagome smirking
Kagome:
Uh huh, this is my shit
All
the girls stomp your feet like this
Both of them:
A few times
I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like
that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback
girl [x2]
Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit [x4]
Sango:
I
heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would
hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired
up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a
touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms
downs, getting everybody fired up
Both of them:
A few times
I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like
that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback
girl [x2]
Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my
shit [x4]
Kagome:
So that's right dude, meet me
at the bleachers
No principals,no student-teachers
Both of us
want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna
fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to
you
That's right I'm the last one standing, another one bites the
dust
Both:
A few times I've
been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like
that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback
girl [x2]
Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit [x4]
Let me hear you say this
shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
(This shit is
bananas)
(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)
Again
This shit is
bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
(This shit is bananas)
(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)
A
few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna
happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no
hollaback girl [x2]
Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit [x4
Everyone cheered and clapped. Inuyasha and Kikyo just stared with a look that said I'm-gonna-get-you-later.
"Well that was entertaining. We have now Yusuke and Kurama."
Before they could start the song Sango and Kagome yelled "Go Yususke/Kurama!!!"
Yusuke smirked and started singing:
Yusuke:
FUCK
Well
I ain't got a fucking problem
I just love to say fuck
And I
don't care who's around me
I could really give a fuck
And I
don't care if you're my mother
Or my motherfucking father
I
could really give a fuck now
That ain't my motherfucking problem
Kurama:
Oh,
yeah
I love to say fuck when I'm driving in my car
Fuck when
I'm walking in the fucking park
Fuck you if you don't like what I
say
I love to say fuck every fucking day
Oh yeah
I love
to say fuck
I love to say fuck
I love to say fuck
I love to
say fuck
Both:
Well
I hope I don't offend you
When I say the word fuck
I guess you
had it coming to you
You're such a worthless little fuck
And I
don't care if you're my mother
Or my motherfucking father
I
could really give a fuck now
That ain't my motherfucking
problem
Oh, yeah
I love to say fuck when I'm driving in my
car
Fuck when I'm walking in the fucking park
Fuck you if you
don't like what I say
I love to say fuck every fucking day
Oh
yeah
I love to say fuck
I love to say fuck
I love to say
fuck
I love to say fuck
Yusuke:
Well
I ain't got a fucking problem
I just love to say fuck
And I
don't care who's around me
I could really give a fuck
And I
don't care if you're my mother
Or my motherfucking father
I
could really give a fuck now
That ain't my motherfucking problem
Kurama:
Oh,
yeah
I love to say fuck when I'm driving in my car
Fuck when
I'm walking in the fucking park
Fuck you if you don't like what I
say
I love to say fuck every fucking day
Oh yeah
Both:
I
love to say fuck
I love to say fuck
I love to say fuck
I
love to say fuck
F.U.C.K. every fucking day (Fuck fuck fuck
fuck)
F.U.C.K. every fucking day (Fuck fuck fuck fuck)
F.U.C.K.
every fucking day (Fuck fuck fuck fuck)
F.U.C.K. every fucking day
(Fuck fuck fuck fuck)
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
One nation under fuck with liberty fucking justice for all
"YEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" The crowd became wild as they finished
"And the winners are......" said the teacher
I'm not really proud of this chapter I was tired and all so sorry for those who don't like it