Okay so............

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Xerios13

Zoey tamagachi

Naruto's biggest fan

In my 1st chapter I said that Hiei has midnight black eyes, and I was wrong (thank you zoey tamagachi 4 tellin me) he has bloody-red eyes so yeah my bad. In this chapter Inuyasha is going to be a little out of character just so you know.

"......" talking

'.......'thinking

~.........~talking through minds as in telepathy

"Who the hell is this midget? And what is he doing with you, Kagome?"

"Ïnuyasha, sit boy! This midget happens to have a name and it's Hiei and he also happens to be injured which is the main reason that I brought him to our camp where I will take care of him."

"What? No. We don't have time to take care of low-life midgets ....."Inuyasha said but quickly stopped because by now he had Hiei's sword at his neck. 'Bloody Hell, he's fast even though he's injured. I will have to watch him for a while.' Thought Inuyasha watching his new rival (Hiei).

Ïnuyasha, shut up or I'll personally sit you down to Hell and back. Got it?" Kagome had been very angry at the hanyo for insulting Hiei. And he had no manners. But that was expected coming from Inuyasha. Kagome went to Hiei to calm him down and save Inuyasha's poor life.

"Hiei leave him alone. You are injured and he's not worth it. Calm down. I didn't bandage your arm just so you can go and start fighting with Inuyasha." 'God, I swear I start regretting that I even thought of putting them two together in the same room.' though Kagome shaking her head and smiling sadly.

~Hn. Then maybe I should go then?~teased Hiei trying to annoy the sad and angry miko.

~Huh? No!! Stay, I am going to talk to Inuyasha about this. Wait!!! You can read my mind? Get away from my head, you jerk.~ Hiei mentally slapped himself for forgetting that she still didn't know about his secret (reading minds) but thought that it was worth it.

Everyone looked at Kagome who started blushing 10 different shades of red and Hiei who was now smirking. They thought that both of them started going mad.

After a while and a LOT of arguments between Inuyasha , Hiei and Kagome it started raining and the group went inside the hut.

'Hmmmm. I feel like playing a joke on Inuyasha. Aha! I know !!!'Thought Kagome, forgetting that the fire apparition was reading her thoughts.

'Hn. This should be interesting.'

"Hey, Inuyasha!!! Do you want some coffee, it will make you stronger. I always take it before a battle. The more you take the stronger and powerful you are." said Kagome who had a cup of coffee in her hand. Inuyasha, as soon as he heard 'powerful' he rudely snatched the cup from Kagome's hands and looked hungrily at it. He drank it in one gulp. After a moment he started laughing a mad, evil laugh like he was a retard.

"Yes! YES!! I can feel the power rise inside of me. Yes!!! More power!!! Hahahahahaha!!!!" said Inuyasha laughing again his weird laugh which a little bit more and it would have sounded the same as Naraku's.

~Yes. This was the strongest coffee I had and it seems that the caffeine is doing it's job very well. Hahahahahaha. Too funny.~ though Kagome watching Inuyasha. ~Maybe another cup would be nicer. ~ Kagome prepared another cup of coffee thinking about her revenge at Inuyasha for going again to see Kikyo and being rude to Hiei. ~I mean Hiei is a nice guy, riiight?~ again thought Kagome blushing.

~Really, Miko?~said Hiei in the Miko's mind. Kagome automatically blushed. The coffee was finished.

"Another cup, Inuyasha?" said Kagome smiling sweetly. Her face looked so innocent hiding the deep dark thoughts that she had.

"Yes! Yes! More!!! Muahahahaha!!!" just when Kagome almost gave Inuyasha the cup, Naraku appeared out of nowhere and snatched it away.

"Now I have the ultimate power. Hihihihi!!!" laughed Naraku drinking the coffee. "Wait a minute." Naraku took out a small orange book that read 'How to be evil.' It was actually Kagome's book from the future that she lost about dumb negative heroes and their stupid plans. "Right. Here I was. " continued Naraku turning to the right page. "After you steal your enemy's source of power scare them with a threat . So now I have to scare you. Ummmmm......" Naraku struggled to come up with a threat while the others watched him dumbfounded thinking along the lines 'Is this idiot really Naraku?'

"Yeah! I got it. The biggest threat in the world. If you dare come near my castle I will fill your mouths with bananas till you explode. Hihihihihihi!!" said Naraku proud of his 'brilliant'plan. Everyone sweat dropped.

"Hey you, idiot! You stole my coffee. You're gonna pay for it.!!" Screamed Inuyasha while attacking Naraku and the two got into a fight. The others sat back enjoying the show. Somehow Naraaku and Inuyasha ended up doing together the Cancan (sp?) while telling each other. "You're ma best friend" After they stopped dancing Inuyasha saw an apple and rushed by it's side started .....

The characters are O.O.C. I'm sorry about that. If you want to know what Inuyasha did to the apple wait for the next chapter till then REVIEW

Here are the possible pairings:

Kag/Inu

Kag/Hiei

Inu/Kik

Inu/San

San/Mir

Mir/Kik

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