Updates- Kakashi is a friend of Minato, Lee is a new kid in the House, Gai is his father and is working at the House now. Matt has anger problems, lol, everyone thinks Mello is a mad-man and most these chapters are set in the holidays so unless you ask you wont see much of their school or Deidara and Sasori teaching. Or the Akatsuki for that matter. Sai comes in the next chapter!


Chapter Two- Easter

To say that Matt is not a morning person is an understatement.
To say that Mello likes chocolate is an understatement.
But to say that Tobi is not annoying, hyper or pysco is a big fat lie!

That was what Matt was thinking as Tobi's shouts filled the air, the nutter was running down corridors, up and down the stairs yelling one thing "IT'S EASTER!!!!!" He had even got Naruto to join in and now Matt was finding it incredibly difficult to concentrate on beating the last level of his game. As Tobi ran around the living room where Matt was the red head resisted the urge to hit him and instead attacked the zombies in the game.

Tobi screamed even louder, making Matt jump, that one second had cost him everything as the two words he hated for than anything flashed on the TV screen. GAME OVER. Anger burned inside him.

"TOBIII!!!" He screamed, the hyper boy froze at the yell and unstuck himself just in time to sprint out the room as Matt made a wild lunge for him. "YOU MADE ME FAIL THE GAME! I'M GONNA KILL YOU TOBI!" Just to annoy him further, Tobi turned round, stuck his tongue out and yelled,

"Gotta catch me first slow coach!" The second the words were out his mouth he regretted it as Matt put on a burst of speed.

It was unfortunate then, at that moment, Mello was coming out the library with a stack of work when Tobi ran into him, knocking the paper to the ground and making Mello scream in anger and run after him. This of course made Naruto join in and soon Tobi had three teens chasing him round the house; one mad gamer, one nutty mad man, and one hyper blond who thought it was all good fun.

However, it seemed that lady luck was on his side as he saw Watari and Minato at the end of the corridor and ran towards them. "Help! Help!" He squealed, the three teens coming to a stop and glaring at him.

"Whoa kids, calm down." Minato said, grinning. "We've got a visitor." Even as he said the words, a man with spiky gray hair and a weird head band over one eye walked out the dining room. "This is Kakashi, he's an old friend of mine and just moved in across the street so he popped over to say hi."

"Hello Kakashi-san." Matt said, smiling slightly but keeping an eye on Tobi to make sure he didn't slip away.

"Hello." Mello said.

"Hiya Kakashi!" Naruto yelled and Matt had to resist the urge to punch him.

"Hey Naruto." Kakashi replied, waving slightly, "I should have guessed you would be here from all the yelling." Mello laughed slightly.

"That wasn't me! Believe it! That was Tobi-kun!"

"Oh right. Is he as hyper as always Mello?"

"Yeah," Mello said, wondering when he could hit Tobi.

"Who's your friend?"

"This is Matt! We threw him in the pool on his birthday."

"That's a bit harsh isn't it?"

"He threw my ramen and Mello's chocolate out the window. Mind, we did throw cold water over him first." Naruto said, for once, thinking. Kakashi laughed.

"Anyway boys," Watari said, "It's time for the egg hunt, first one to get ten gets the giant egg."

Tobi was forgotten as the entire house ran into the garden, they did this every year, normally it would be Mello who found ten eggs first, but this year, Matt was determined to find them before the blond and get the egg, payback for the pool incident.

Twenty minutes had passed and still no one had all ten eggs, Mello was searching everywhere while Matt was looking in the most hard to find places, he had seven, Mello had five while Naruto had four, both blonds were looking very annoyed at the fact that Matt was beating them.

After another five minutes, Matt had nine eggs and just as he spotted a tenth there was a shout from Watari. "And we have a winner!" Matt looked round, Near was stood, twirling a piece of hair around his finger, looking bored, Mello gaped as Watari handed the albino the giant egg.

Mello stormed inside, he didn't like Near anyway, why did he manage to get the eggs before him? Mello was a master of this game!

Meanwhile...

"Nice job Near." Matt said as he walked back to the house, he didn't have anything against Near and so didn't see any reason to yell at him or storm into the house, sulking.

"Thank you." The albino replied and they went their separate ways on the stairs.

As he passed Mello's room he paused, "Mel, what have you got against Near?" The blond sat up.

"He always beats me in every test! At my old school I was top but now he's better! And now he gets the egg! He doesn't even like chocolate!"

"But-" Matt was cut across by Minato.

"Watari wants everyone in the living room now."


Mello and Matt sat down on one of the many sofa's, still arguing but quietly. Just then, Watari and Minato entered, both looking severe.

"Right then, I have an announcement to make." Watari began, "Next week we will have a new child with us, I want you all to tidy up your rooms, Mello, Matt, Naruto, you three especially." He said.

"What about Tobi?"

"Tobi is a good boy!" Said boy squealed.

"Tobi's room is already tidy, unlike you three he keeps it neat." Minato said.

"Anyway, I want everyone on their best behavior." He looked at Gaara and Mello as he spoke, those were the two known most for being either nasty or silly. Sakura put her hand up, good student as always. "Yes Sakura?"

"What's their name?"

"His name is Sai."