Disclaimer: I do not own Kung Fu Panda. If I did I wouldn't be living at my mom's house
"God, what time is it?" said Sayid.
Bobby had rolled next to his commander "About 3o'clock."
Sayid fell off his bed and hit the ground.
"AHH, What the fuck,Bobby how did you get in the same bed as me."
"It harder then it sounds. There this ugly, midget panda running around asking me questions and whatnot."
Suddenly a certain red panda had suddenly entered the room, suddenly.
"I'm ugly and tiny, I'm I?"
"No, I was uhh talking about someone else."
"Who"
"Yes, uggh, why don't I answer some of those questions you've been asking."
"You know what; I think I will ask your friend here sense he's finally awake."
"Well I think I will leave you two alone."
"Wait" said Sayid "are you going to leave me alone with him."
"Yes, yes I am. See ya."
Then Bobby ran like there was ½ off sell at Macy's.
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2 hours earlier…
Crane flew over to the training hall and swooped in on the rest of the Furious Five and Po.
"Hey Crane, what's up." Said Po
"One of them just woke up" Said Crane
"Who?" said Po
"One of the people that fell out of the sky, the furry one."
Everyone had stop and stared at Crane in silence. Po then put it on him self to break the silence.
"Should we go up there in case he tries to beat up on everyone?"
"No, Shifu already there questioning him so, I think if he tries anything we will be safe"
"Well… anyone wants to go just to watch."
"Sure," Said Mantis. "Master Shifu will probably kick the crap out of him."
"How are you so sure" inquired Viper
"It's been one day since the festival and not only did Shifu had to catch up on a days worth of work but, he had to send us out, listen to our report on what happened, figure out where to keep our 'guests', and figure out damage control on this whole situation. I'm pretty sure talking to a 4 foot tall foreign hamster who will probably not understand a word he's saying, I'm pretty sure he's going to snap."
"Want to put wager on it" said Monkey
"Sure," said Mantis "If I win I want almond cookies whenever I ask for them. If you win I will bake you the almond cookies for a whole month."
"I accept." Said Monkey
"That seems a little one sided Mantis." Said Viper
"Ya, well I'm just that sure I will win."
"GUYS" interrupted Crane "you want to go or not."
"Yea, I want conformation of my free cookies for a week."
Everyone had run out of the training hall as fast as they could. For Po that meant that he would arrive five minutes after everyone else so he decided that the best course of action was to stay at the training hall and wait for the news of who won the bet. As Po near the entrance to the training hall he heard a whoosh by his ears. Po turned to see Tigress looking at him. She inched closer to him and then started to make a small seductive smile. Po jumped at the sight of Tigress.
"I thought you went with the others."
"I did but, Po do you remember our first date." she said
"Not really, but the paramedics said I should have brought you flowers instead of low fat chocolates."
Tigress suddenly got serious and said "I thought you were implying I was getting fat."
"And I told you that they were the last box of chocolates they had left."
"Well anyway other then that and the little trip to the hospital to bring you home we haven't had any 'real' alone time."
"What are talking about we went to my dads noodle shop after that."
"He barged in every 5 minutes."
"The park?" said Po
"Those kids singing 'Tigress and Po sitting in a tree'."
"It was catchy."
"Well, anyway this is first time we've been completely alone in days, let's make the most of it."
"So, what do you want to do" Said Po
Tigress leaned in on Po until she was only an inch from his face and said "Catch Me" and ran towards the training hall.
Sry about the long wait