Back again... Though Christmas is over I still thought I should finish this...
Anime girl122- Thanks a lot for the review! You actually inspired me to write again...
Disclaimer: I don't own these people...
We walked. And walked. And walked some more until my poor little feetsies were down to the bone. But, Itachi pressed on as if I was invisible, not even acknowledging my existence.
Ok, well he did say Don't touch me like 4 times but that doesn't count! He's mean. :insert girly pout:
We FINALLY stopped in Kusa, and believe you me it took a hell of a lot of whining to get Itachi to finally stop.
We decided to camp right next to the hotel for fear of being recognized as Akatsuki. Now, some unknown force had possessed Itachi to not bring his own tent, so we had to share one.
Usually I would've taken this oppurtunity to molest Itachi whole-heartedly. Everyone knows how much he needs it. But, with the fact that he had been a big ass the whole trip and I was really tired, I really didn't want to sleep anywhere near him.
He layed down adjacent to me, not even saying goodnight.
I just lay there thinking of all the fun things we could do for Christmas.
"Kisame?" asked Itachi quietly.
"Hmm." I grunted in response.
"Does Sasuke... like me?" He said calmly. My eye twitched slightly.
There were so many meanings and answers to that question that I didn't even want to consider. How was I supposed to know?! It's been 2 years since we'd last seen him! Who knows?
I just shrugged. His eyes narrowed.
"That's not an answer."
"Well, what do you mean?"
"I mean... do you think he still hates me?"
"Yes." I said thinking the truth would be the best answer.
"What?" He said sitting up to look at me. I think he was suprised by my bluntness.
"He probably still acts the same." I said to reassure him a bit.
"Ok." And there was no more conversation after that.
What a wierdo.
We woke up and got dressed and started packing up and all that crap. But, as we were about to leave a razzled and harrassed looking messenger stopped them. He had a scroll in his violently shaking hands and looked like he was about to wet himself.
"F-F-F-For I-I-Itachi and K-K-Kisame?" He said holding the scroll out to them.
"Yes, that's us." Itachi snatched the scroll from the scared looking man. The boy jet before we could do anything to him though.
Itachi read over the scroll twice and just shook his head as he handed it to me. It went a little like this:
Itachi! Kisame! Tobi misses you so so sooooo much! Why didn't you take Tobi? Why'd you leave him with all these mean bad people. Is it because Tobi gave Kisame's flowers to Itachi to Zetsu on accident? Or is Itachi mad that Tobi replaced Itachi's nail polish with paint? TOBI IS SORRY!!!! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!
-Tobi (The GOOD Boy!)
Fuck off
-Hidan
Itachi, Kisame I expect you home by January 1st. I already have missions in line for you there. So don't get too wasted. Merry Christmas & Happy New Year. Don't destroy Konoha without me.
-Pein
I'm kind of glad you guys are gone. Gives me more time with Pein. I hope you guys aren't together. Your last little so-called visit to Itachi's brother was a waste of time. Oh, and Itachi you need a girlfriend. Unless you're gay then you need a boyfriend. And that excludes your little brother. Don't come back.
-Konan (Who agrees with Hidan)
So Kawaii!!! Sasuke is so CUTE! You should bring him home and he can be our pet. He'll shut Tobi up at least. Oh, and Konan's totally trying to get rid of us all without the iron fist of Itachi. You might come back to an empty hideout and a naked Konan at this rate... Come back! Please!!
-Deidara (Who agrees with Tobi kind of)
Don't come back.
-Kakuzu
I kind of miss you Kisame. You were the only person who was really nice to me. Everyone's just so mean to me now! especially Konan... She even kicked me out of MY room! Christmas won't be the same without you! Itachi, you need to be a little bit nicer if you ask me. I'M NOT A VEGETARIAN FOR GOD'S SAKE! That's EVIL!
-Zetsu
Zetsu, shut the Fuck up. I see the Akatsuki's worse without me.
-Sasori's Ghost (I totally pwn Casper)
Wow, I thought laughing.
What a bunch of fucking retards.
We finally arrived at the meeting place of Sasuke's team and were suprised to see a more Mature version of the pink-haired witch and blonde idiot. Sasuke wasn't there but some dark haired blob of boring was.
"Where's Sasuke?" Itachi asked.
"He's at Orochimaru's hideout." Sakura said sadly as the blonde's face fell.
Our eyes widened simultaneously in disbelief.
"What?!" We both said. We fuckin' PASSED that snake's hideout forever ago! And we did stay at least 10 miles aways from the place on Itachi's request.
"If you're going to look for Sasuke, can we come with you?" Naruto piped up his eyes shining.
"Fine." Itachi said not even consulting me. My head shot towards his way.
"WHAT?!" I said disbelieving. His mouth formed into a devious smirk.
"We'll bring Christmas to my little brother with all his annoying little friends in tow. Friends he's obviously trying to get rid of." I smiled
Itachi, you sneaky bastard.
Yays to second chapter! This is really fun! I have quite a bit planned for this little piece... I still love Sai though... Hope you liked it! ばいばい！