My authors honor has been trashed, I know. I said next chapter would be up fast, unfortunately real life got kinda hectic and I had to stop writing for a little while. But here it is chapter three with Emmett's reaction and Rosalie's POV on all of this.

BPOV

"Whatever, Alice." I picked up the phone and dialed my best friends cell number.

"Hello?" His playful voice answered, immediately making me smile.

"Hey, Emmett, guess what?"

"What?!" He loved this game, he was already super excited. "Is is something to do with my birthday? Did you get me strippers? Tell me!!" He whined like a three year old making me laugh again. That's what I love about Emmett, a lot of people think he's immature and childish and that's true it really is, but he is also really funny and playful and caring and just a fantastical friend.

"No, no strippers. Just Rosalie Hale." I flinched waiting for his reaction before I realized I hadn't really told him anything yet. "What I mean is…"

He cut me off before I could properly explain. "ROSALIE HALE?! As in the Rosalie Hale?! How in the world did you get that goddess to come to my birthday partay?" I swear sometimes he is just like a teenage girl.

"Well, Emmett the thing is I have to do this…project for the newspaper called 'A day in the Life of Rosalie Hale. Where Rosalie and I switch places for a day. And…well that day is tomorrow and I uh won't be here for your birthday."

"WHAT?! But we've been planning this for weeks Bells. You have to be at my birthday partay it's best friend etiquette. Just tell your boss you can't do it." I rolled my eyes.

"You really think I haven't tried that Emmett? She just sprung this at me and now I can't get out of it." My phone beeped, "hang on Em I'm getting another call."

"Bella? Bella? Don't you dare put me on hold woman!" I clicked the button, sorry Emmett.

"Hello?" I looked at my nails, anxious to get back to Emmett.

"Bella? This is Lauren, your boss. I just thought I'd let you know that you aren't supposed to pack anything. Ms. Hale's manager called to me to tell you that. Obviously he didn't have your number because you stormed out of here before he could ask." What? He left before I did!

"Did he tell you what I'm supposed to wear tomorrow then?" It would be just like Lauren to lie so I would embarrass myself.

"You will be wearing Rosalie's clothes and she yours. It's all part of the experience." Rosalie Hale is going to be wearing my clothes?! Ugh, this is just getting worse and worse.

"Okay, well I'll see you tomorrow than. Thanks for calling and letting me know the deal."

"Not a problem. Remember to get here at six. We don't want you to be late now do we?" My grip hardened on the phone. You must not strangle your boss, you must not strangle your boss.

"Of course not, goodbye Lauren," I hung up quickly before I said something I would regret.

"Alice, you can stop packing. Apparently I'm going to be wearing Rosalie Hale's clothes. Oh, god what if she's one of those girls who barely wears enough to cover their ass?" A squeal came from my room.

"You are going to be wearing her clothes? This is awesome! Amazing! She has the best fashion sense ever! Maybe it'll rub off on you!"

"Whatever, Alice. I'm going to bed now. Lord knows I'm going to need all the sleep I can get now." I walked in and shooed her from my now catastrophic room, clothes were everywhere. Great now I have to clean my room before I go too. As I lay down I couldn't help, but feel I was forgetting something. Oh, well if I can't remember it now it must not be that important…

EmPOV

Who is she talking too? Maybe I should just hang up and try to call her again later. No it's okay I'll wait. She has to be done soon right?

RPOV

I paced through my dressing room. Once again I was doing a photo shoot with my lovely brother Jasper. He had called in full-on panic mode because his model had cancelled on him and he needed to get pictures for the next issue of Vogue or he would lose his job. I had agreed to fill in as the model and had had to miss my interview with some newspaper.

My phone rang, playing 'Take a Bow' by Rihanna to the room. I sighed the perfect song to describe my last relationship; Jacob Black was such an idiot. I don't know why I ever went out with him.

"Hello?" I answered uneasily. Whenever I got an unexpected call it was not good news.

"Rosalie, darling. I just came from the newspaper interview and you are never going to believe what's happening." My manager purred into the phone, he was new and I just could not remember his name… did I ever even get his name?

"What's happening?" I asked in a dull tone. Can't be that important after all it was just an interview.

"Well, I got there and the lovely interviewer insisted that since you had missed the interview we should do something special for the newspaper. So after some negotiating we decided to do a reality TV sort of thing for an article where you and the writer, Isabella Swan switch places for a day and write about the experience." What?! He wanted me to switch places with some insignificant girl? I had things to do tomorrow; I couldn't just up and leave. Who does this girl think she is? "Rosalie? Are you there?"

"I can't do that! I have things to do tomorrow! I can't just up and leave!" I screamed into the phone. My blood was boiling and I wanted nothing more than to meet this bitch and give her a piece of my mind.

"You have to do it, darling I signed a contract with the boss of the newspaper. She is a lovely woman, you'll just love her. And everything that you need to do tomorrow will be done by Ms. Swan." I seethed. He is so fired! "Alright, darling? So be at the newspaper office at six o'clock tomorrow."

"Fine!" I snapped shutting the phone. Just wait until that girl meets me. She is going to wish she never messed with Rosalie Hale!

"Rose? Are you okay?" Jasper stuck his head into the room, looking concerned.

"NO! Some bitch completely screwed with my life!" I screamed throwing my hands up in the air. Okay, even I had to admit I was being overly dramatic, but I couldn't help it.

"Calm down, Rose. It'll be okay and if it helps the shoot got postponed till tomorrow so you can go home and relax now. Or you can go and see mom and dad I'm sure they'd love to see you." No, no, no, no this is not happening! Now Jasper won't have a model tomorrow and he'll get fired. This is not good.

"Jasper, I'm not going to be here tomorrow. That's what's wrong. This bitch made my manager sign a contract saying I would switch places with her tomorrow for a stupid article!" You can mess with me fine, but mess with my brother and you'll wish you were dead. I am so going to screw up this girl's life if it's the last thing I do.

"Are you serious?" Jaspers eyes were wide with fear. I could tell he was going into panic mode again.

"Don't panic Jazz, it'll be okay. The girl can probably model for you! You can make anyone look good, just work your magic and you'll be fine. And if you get fired it's their loss." I put a hand on his shoulder to sooth him. "It'll all be okay Jasper."

That bitch will DIE.

The Managers POV

This is all going perfectly. I can only imagine the drama that is going to get stirred up with this. I am an evil genius to come up with this plan. Rosalie doesn't even realize who I am. If only she knew…

All in good time. I am going to ruin her!

I think I overdid Rosalie a bit. Leave a review and tell me what you thought.