So, this is my VERY FIRST RENESMEE X JACOB fic. Or...one shot....whatever you would call this. I thought I would give it a shot, because I was listening to the Nickelback CD, and this came on. My first thought was a Jacob x Leah story, but then I remembered her daddy was dead, and it's funnier to have the mind reading vampire man pissed off. :) reviews are loved....STILL NEED A BETA!!!
I, I'm driving black on black,
just got my license back,
I got this feeling in my veins, this train is coming of the tracks,
I'll ask, polite, if the devil needs a ride,
because the angel on my right ain't hanging out with me tonight.
Jacob felt dangerous tonight. He had already called his girlfriend, and told her the plan, and she agreed immediately. They both had to think of random, pointless things to keep her father from figuring it out.
I'm driving past your house while you were sneaking out,
I got the car door opened up so that you can jump in on the run
Your mom, don't know that you were missing,
She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing,
Screaming no, we're never gonna quit,
ain't nothing wrong with it, just acting like we're Animals.
No, no matter where we go,
'cause everybody knows,
we're just a couple animals.
So come on baby get in,
get in, just get in
Look at the trouble we're in.
Jacob raced up the streets towards the Cullen house. He had finally got his car to work decently, even though it wasn't as fast as the Cullen cars.
"Nessie! Hurry up!" He hissed through the darkness as seventeen year old Renesmee Cullen.
She grinned, and jumped into the passenger seat. "GO!" She shouted, before a hand flew over her mouth.
"You're parents have good enough hearing already, you don't need to shout!" He hissed at her.
"Sorry!" She mouthed back.
Jacob hit the gas, shaking his head, and taking off.
You're beside me on the seat,
got your hands between my knees
And you control how fast we got by just how hard you want to squeeze.
It's hard to steer when you're breathing in my ear.
But I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears.
By now, no doubt that we were heading south,
I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with her full mouth.
'Cause this, was it, like flicking on a switch,
it felt so good I almost drove into a ditch.
What the so called innocent little hybrid was doing to me just about made me crash.
"Nessie, babe you might be indestructible, but I'm not, so if you make me crash, you'll be walking out unscratched, and I'll end up in the hospital, and you'll end up grounded, because your grandfather would not be too pleased."
She groaned and sat back in the seat, finally keeping her hands to herself.
Screaming no, we're never gonna quit,
ain't nothing wrong with it, just acting like we're Animals.
No, no matter where we go,
'cause everybody knows,
we're just a couple animals.
So come on baby get in,
get in, just get in
Look at the trouble we're in.
We pulled over by the dividing line between our land, and theirs, on the side of the road behind the railroad tracks. In less than a second, she was in my lap, her mouth against mine. She may be half vampire, but she didn't smell, or feel like it. She was warm. And she was even warmer without her shirt.
We were parked out by the tracks,
We're sitting in the back,
And we just started getting busy
When she whispered 'what was that?'
'The wind, I think, 'cause no one else knows where we are'
and that was when she started screaming
'THAT'S MY DAD OUTSIDE THE CAR!'
Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition,
must of wound up on the floor while we were switching our positions
I guess, they knew that she was missing,
as I tried to tell her dad that it was her mouth that I was kissing.
There was a knock on the window, and Nessie groaned. "DAD?!?!?"
"RENESMEE CULLEN! GET OUT OF THAT CAR!"
"Jake...I should go..."
"Yeah, you should."
"YOU TOO JACOB!"
"AH!!!! I'M NOT YOUR CHILD! YOU CAN'T GROUND ME TOO!"
"NESSIE! GET IN THE CAR, WE WILL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER! As for you, I would break you in half would it not hurt both of the girls I love so dearly."
The vampire turned to his car, started it, and drove off.
Well...I had a souviner, I thought, as I held up the light pink bra.
Screaming no, we're never gonna quit,
ain't nothing wrong with it, just acting like we're Animals.
No, no matter where we go,
'cause everybody knows,
we're just a couple animals.
So come on baby get in,
get in, just get in
Look at the trouble we're in.